Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Deleted member 1306910]

I'm so sexy, women just don't know how to approach me.

 

[Cindy027]

I am wide awake and ready to go clubbing.

 

[Seadog777]

I'm 6'6" and have 6-pack abs.

 

[Cymru9696]

Imma retire to the Redneck Riviera,
wear a wife-beater and never floss my 4 teeth again.

 

[drobert44]

I am wide awake and ready to go clubbing.

I love Dixie chicks...........

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

I have decided to eschew all technology and go live off the grid in patch of rainforest in Southeast Asia.

 

[Dalelaw2164]

Venus de Milo’s arms are wrapped around me in a loving embrace…

 

[Dalelaw2164]

I have decided to eschew all technology and go live off the grid in patch of rainforest in Southeast Asia.

Come visit me in my stilt hut in the rice paddies if you need a little R n R in the sun.

 

[Taegul]

I am from the future, and I know the winning lottery numbers for the upcoming 1 billion+ Mega Millions drawing but I'm gonna give the numbers away to the first woman to cybersex me tonight.

 

[NastyNyx]

I am from the future, and I know the winning lottery numbers for the upcoming 1 billion+ Mega Millions drawing but I'm gonna give the numbers away to the first woman to cybersex me tonight.

Hey sexy....wanna cam?

 

[Taegul]

Hey sexy....wanna cam?

https://ih1.redbubble.net/image.374573832.5501/flat,800x800,075,f.jpg

 

[jarigi]

I'm a Pulitzer Prize winner......multiple times.....of the gift card.

 

[SherlockianMan]

I'm a well-rounded, highly functional adult

 

[JerseyJade]

I can't wait until tomorrow morning at 6:30 AM when I get to get up... give my kids breakfast, get myself ready for work, drop my kids off at my mom's and spend the next 8 or so hours working at my job. I'm sooooo excited!

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

I am a world reknown star of stage, screen and the vaudeville circuit.

 

[Shenanigans90]

I hate college football and refuse to watch the National Championship tonight. Oh, I won’t be drinking beer either.

 

[_Ritch_]

Thirty seven dildos are based on the cast of my cock.

 

[Trubbycat]

I'm a constantly in demand model. My specialty is BEFORE pictures.

 

[VoraciousValue]

The bacon sandwich I just made was so good that I need a cigarette.

I am a world reknown star of stage, screen and the vaudeville circuit.

We lost so much with the end of vaudeville.

 

[Trubbycat]

When I wear hoodies people think I'm Emperor Palpatine.

 

[fakingadulthood]

I am a golden god!

 

[Trubbycat]

Women beg me to pose nude for them

 

[Cymru9696]

I’ve finally made enough money to become *deep breath* a Republican

 

[Btq97]

I captained the Australian rugby team bother codes at the same time.

 

[may_I_please]

I am fully rested and raring for another day