Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Cindy027]

I have been voted most adorable foreigner by the town council.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I have been voted most adorable foreigner by the town council.

Vote Cindy, with a big v

 

[PageWriter2]

I'm 5' 2"

 

[Trubbycat]

I golf regularly with Rupert Murdoch

 

[Dalelaw2164]

My audio Italian lessons are going well

 

[Deleted member 1306910]

I am very handsome and charming, seductive even.

 

[fakingadulthood]

I’m all about spreading the good word of L. Ron Hubbard

 

[Shenanigans90]

A former girlfriend once dislocated her jaw giving me a blow job.

 

[Taegul]

I'm going to be replacing Tom Holland as Spider-Man because I look more like a high school aged kid than he does.

And I'm a much better actor.

I'm now waiting to hear from my agent if Zendaya is part of the deal too.

 

[Trubbycat]

Jared Kushner fears me

 

[Britva415]

I'm George Santos

 

[VoraciousValue]

I am currently being considered as a candidate for the presidency of Chile.

 

[Trubbycat]

I've killed more men than I've slept with

 

[Coranhorn]

I hate music

 

[Lily13]

I can shake my hips better than Shakira (hips don’t lie)

 

[JerseyJade]

I have an OnlyFans page now. I'll post a link to it tomorrow.

 

[Girly_girl]

I have a perfect 10 body

 

[ThePitViper]

Since my last post...

I'm still super-attractive to ladies,
I'm still quite rich (and gainfully employed)
And people still like me.

 

[Taegul]

I hold the world record for longest time standing on one leg while juggling 5 bowling balls with both hands tied behind my back.

 

[fakingadulthood]

I am simultaneously the egg man, the egg men and the walrus

 

[Trubbycat]

I have an OnlyFans page now. I'll post a link to it tomorrow.

You'll break the internet LOL

 

[Taegul]

Every break-up/revenge song Taylor Swift has ever written was actually about me. She just can't put the past behind her...

 

[Trubbycat]

Every time I jerk off an angel flies to heaven

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

I hold the top score for Polybius

 

[fakingadulthood]

I have a natural self confidence bordering on cockiness when sober but absolutely none when drunk