Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

I'm going to be replacing Tom Holland as Spider-Man because I look more like a high school aged kid than he does.

And I'm a much better actor.

I'm now waiting to hear from my agent if Zendaya is part of the deal too.
 
Since my last post...

I'm still super-attractive to ladies,
I'm still quite rich (and gainfully employed)
And people still like me.
 
I hold the world record for longest time standing on one leg while juggling 5 bowling balls with both hands tied behind my back.
 
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