Tell Blatant Lies About....Yourself

[Cymru9696]

Need advice? I’m your guy.

 

[Taegul]

My nickname in college was "milk" because I would do your body good.

 

[pandaburr]

My nickname in college was "milk" because I would do your body good.

Yes, this is a lie. I gave you that nickname! The heck

 

[Taegul]

Yes, this is a lie. I gave you that nickname! The heck

This is a lie. "The heck" was my nickname in high school before I became known as "milk".

 

[VoraciousValue]

I am currently shortlisted for the Nobel Prize in Literature thanks to my series of heartwarming novels about a boy wounded in World War Two in Newark, New Jersey. Shot coming out of a drugstore with an armful of stuff.

 

[Codeman93]

I’m wearing pants

 

[Trubbycat]

Women are lined up to spend quality time with me.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I didn't have my feet on the floor of the pool when l gained my 25m swimming badge.

 

[TallGlassOfSarcasm]

I invented Pac Man

 

[Shenanigans90]

I still hold the world record for the highest score on Pac-Man.

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

I have the death sentence on twelve systems.

 

[magicmikeaustin]

I don’t love when ladies wear heels

 

[sweetheart97]

I'm harmless.

 

[English_guy_bkk]

I arm wrestle fluffy rabbits for food...I'm winning 3-2 at present ...it's 3-3

 

[Britva415]

I'm George Santos

As George Santos, you better believe it when I say "the LGBTQ+ people want to groom our children."

 

[PlayfulLilDarlin]

I have an exquisite handlebar mustache.

 

[Trubbycat]

Deep deep down you really want me.

 

[ydahecnot]

I sold short with my insider knowledge that I could expect the Spanish Inquisition

 

[Trekka]

I like long, passive-aggressive walks on the beach…

 

[Wordsworth]

I spent a month on a whaling boat to keep the crew's morale up.

. . .when she dived down below (huh)

Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguin' is done
We'll take our leave and go

 

[Filipinawife]

I am a virgin

 

[may_I_please]

Im actually a twin but we aren’t allowed to talk about her

 

[ydahecnot]

I was not at all jolted by seeing Dr. Phil in an av

 

[Taegul]

My tendency to go hiking in the woods without a shirt on has been the cause of about 65% of all Bigfoot sightings in the last 5 years. I really need to shave my body hair one of these years...

 

[pandaburr]

My tendency to go hiking in the woods without a shirt on has been the cause of about 65% of all Bigfoot sightings in the last 5 years. I really need to shave my body hair one of these years...

Out there looking like a lumbersnack