Ten at the most

[Boxlicker101]

We'll have to work on that one, Box.

How about:

As he kicked in the door, it struck her hard on the head. She fell, striking the carpeted floor, subcranial damage worse than he could tell from where he stood just then, over her, looking down, penis in hand.
Then he camed in her fase.

Sound good?

Q_C

It needs some work, especially the last sentence.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

It needs some work, especially the last sentence.

Sorry, Box. In mathgirl's honor, the last sentence is indisputable...

Q_C

 

[Boxlicker101]

Sorry, Box. In mathgirl's honor, the last sentence is indisputable...

Q_C

Even the spelling and grammar?

 

[Pure]

Well, quiet, since box seems to have some trouble with his definitions and yer spelling, I offer this:

Wordswidth did not usually consider himself kinky, but Logiqua seemed to bring it out of him. Her impassioned grunts--clearly from fucking--had seemed to drill into his skull as he stood listening at the door. After a long time, he knocked. Logiqua, totally nude when he entered, leaned over to pick up the tossed off panties, and the sensuous curve of her brown buttocks reached Wordswidth at an almost subcranial level. It was a jolting, reptilian impulse to lingually assault that brown rosebud, and before he succumbed to it, he was, for an instant, shocked at his own depravity.

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Well, quiet, since box seems to have some trouble with his definitions and yer spelling, I offer this:

Wordswidth did not usually consider himself kinky, but Logiqua seemed to bring it out of him. Her impassioned grunts--clearly from fucking--had seemed to drill into his skull as he stood listening at the door. After a long time, he knocked. Logiqua, totally nude when he entered, leaned over to pick up the tossed off panties, and the sensuous curve of her brown buttocks reached Wordswidth at an almost subcranial level. It was a jolting, reptilian impulse to lingually assault that brown rosebud, and before he succumbed to it, he was, for an instant, shocked at his own depravity.

I think I'd prefer if you'd use a name in your explanation not so similar to mine, thank you.

 

[Softouch911]

I think I'd prefer if you'd use a name in your explanation not so similar to mine, thank you.

But I thought that was part of the membership requirement ... that all of us had to be shocked at our own depravity.




Softouch

 

[Pure]

Joe W //use a name in your explanation not so similar to mine,//

But 'joe', I have no idea what your name is, so any 'similarity' is pure-ly conicidental.

Shelley

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Joe W //use a name in your explanation not so similar to mine,//

But 'joe', I have no idea what your name is, so any 'similarity' is pure-ly conicidental.

Shelley

Wordsworth--see, it's right there above my picture. Even in its being coincidental, I'd still prefer you used something not so similar. That would just be polite.

 

[Pure]

Joe //Wordsworth--see, it's right there above my picture.//

Well, my last message had 'shelley' right there below it--like this one-- and it doesn't mean that's my name.

Shelley

 

[Joe Wordsworth]

Joe //Wordsworth--see, it's right there above my picture.//

Well, my last message had 'shelley' right there below it--like this one-- and it doesn't mean that's my name.

Shelley

All of mine have "Wordsworth" above the picture, as my name. So, there you go. I maintain I'd prefer you didn't use a name so similar to mine to make your point--as it seems a bit disrespectful and familiar. I'm confidant you understand, but if I need be more clear that will be fine, too.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

Even the spelling and grammar?

Guess you had to be there...

Q_C

 

[Pure]

Counting problems

As men have trouble counting extramarital fucks, women have trouble counting the premarital ones.

Here's how I think the figure 10 for total (maximum), including 3 night stands (maximum) by age 30 was arrived at:

Joe, Bill, Fred, Pete, Emmanuel, Jack, Tom, --fucked more than 5 times because they said they were crazy about me ---7 that count

Mike and Cody, more than 5 fucks, but they lied about wanting more than sex -- 2 don't count.

Remy and Jorge, less than five, mostly oral, maybe once --2 don't count

Raphael, Joshua, Jeremy --one night, great fucks --3 that count

Adam, David, Sam, John, and Yale---gave oral sex only --5 don't count

Al, Travis and Chad left before morning --3 don't count

Matthew, Jean-Paul, Christopher, Troy and what's his name
- too drunk to remember--- --4 don't count


Totals 10 that count
16 don't count

 

[~photoguy~]

In real life I'm very private about my sexual experiences. Aside from the 250 women I've told, I don't think anyone knows.

they did all mention it to me ... but its cool

 

[Poussin]

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