~Texas Cantina~

[liquen]

You can have anything you like.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y61/SpursStalker/coffee.jpg

Oh and good morning.

thank you. your coffee is worth a very long trip



can i have the bartender? i like her so much...

 

[RtB]

Hiya Rtb ...

Weeekend is going fine thanks, how about yours?

LOL .. ya'll didnt miss me one bit, I can tell how you hijacked it.

Of course we missed you! The very thought of your abscence tore at our souls even as we sucked the beertaps dry! LOL

 

[RtB]

LOL

I know its hard to hear the facts, but its a known fact that men dont like fat women.

Learn to deal with it like I have ... makes life easier.

WTF?! Who said you were fat? <breaks out the shotgun (with laser sight of course) They better not let ME hear em say that ...GRRRRRR

besides, it's more cushion for the pushin, more of you to love and so on!

besides, <grinds against her luscious ass> I think of you more as Luscious. I've seen some of your pics darlin, You are sexy through and through...and through again if i could get my mitts on ya!

 

[Kain__Thornn]

LOL

I know its hard to hear the facts, but its a known fact that men dont like fat women.

Learn to deal with it like I have ... makes life easier.

Fat?? FAT?? No no no no no! Fluffy, cuddly, soft, curvy, bonny, busty. I, for one, likem on the soft side. *climbs over the bar and gives MsTexas the whatnot*

 

[MsTexas]

Fat?? FAT?? No no no no no! Fluffy, cuddly, soft, curvy, bonny, busty. I, for one, likem on the soft side. *climbs over the bar and gives MsTexas the whatnot*

~grabs you and hugs you tightly~

Thanks darlin, you've been a great help today. You really did make a difference.

 

[MsTexas]

Of course we missed you! The very thought of your abscence tore at our souls even as we sucked the beertaps dry! LOL

LMAO

Oh yea ... sure ya did.

 

[Kain__Thornn]

~grabs you and hugs you tightly~

Thanks darlin, you've been a great help today. You really did make a difference.

*lifts head, licking lips* You're welcome! *returns to whatnot, slurping sounds are heard...*

 

[MsTexas]

WTF?! Who said you were fat? <breaks out the shotgun (with laser sight of course) They better not let ME hear em say that ...GRRRRRR

besides, it's more cushion for the pushin, more of you to love and so on!

besides, <grinds against her luscious ass> I think of you more as Luscious. I've seen some of your pics darlin, You are sexy through and through...and through again if i could get my mitts on ya!

I'll leave ya the list ...

LOL

~grinds back against ya~

If you got your mitts on me, I have a feeling one of us would be sore.

 

[MsTexas]

thank you. your coffee is worth a very long trip



can i have the bartender? i like her so much...

You're more than welcome darlin.

Of course you can, would you like a daily or weekly rate?

 

[RtB]

I'll leave ya the list ...

LOL

~grinds back against ya~

If you got your mitts on me, I have a feeling one of us would be sore.

But it'd hurt so goooooooood...

and we could take turns kissing each other better...all over (wicked grin and kisses MsTexas softly, pulling her close and slowly devouring her mouth)

 

[MsTexas]

But it'd hurt so goooooooood...

and we could take turns kissing each other better...all over (wicked grin and kisses MsTexas softly, pulling her close and slowly devouring her mouth)

LOL

I believe you hit the nail right on the head with that one sweetie.

Yanno, that wicked grin is gonna get you in trouble one of these days.

 

[PassionatePatty]

Good evening everyone!

How are things deep in the heart of Texas, MsT? Sounds like you are getting some interesting offers here!

 

[RtB]

LOL

I believe you hit the nail right on the head with that one sweetie.

Yanno, that wicked grin is gonna get you in trouble one of these days.

With YOU? (tries not to look TOO hopeful)

Just glad i could brighten your day even a little bit x13

 

[StormMaster]

'evenin everyone

Happy Memorial Day MsT

We have been missing you. Good to see you back on the job

Sweeps her up and melts her into my arms

Can't stay long but have to need a cup of joe to make it through the evening sweety.


SM

 

[RtB]

Good evening everyone!

How are things deep in the heart of Texas, MsT? Sounds like you are getting some interesting offers here!

I'd offer to you as well Patty, but i'm not sure if MsTexas would wanna share (I know i wouldn't mind the both of you sexy ladies at the same time! )

 

[djjazzytim]

LOL

I know its hard to hear the facts, but its a known fact that men dont like fat women.

Learn to deal with it like I have ... makes life easier.

You're just not meeting the right men if they're ignorant enough to only "appreciate" skinny women (most of which wouldn't give them the time of day, just as you shouldn't) ... and shame on any of those jackasses if they've told you as much. You are a beautiful (and I'm sure quite delectable) woman.

I've never dated (and wasn't married to) any skinny women - they always strike me as waaaaay too high maintenance, waaaaay too full of themselves, as shallow as they are skinny, and quite frankly hugging skinny women is awkward like they're not even there or I have to be careful not to crack one of their ribs (not to mention I've heard plenty of my friends complain about their skinny girlfriends lacking in the sexual interest and adventurousness department, something I've never found lacking in curvy women).

Keep smiling and know in your heart and mind that there are men out there that truly appreciate all who you are, physically, emotionally, and intellectually.

Ok, enough soapboxing (just a topic I'm passionate about I guess) .... here's some appropriate humor with a lot of truth behind it:

http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/aqmcRe.jpeg

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00000/55/40/800455_l.jpg

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00000/44/70/550744_l.jpg​

 

[RtB]

You're just not meeting the right men if they're ignorant enough to only "appreciate" skinny women (most of which wouldn't give them the time of day, just as you shouldn't) ... and shame on any of those jackasses if they've told you as much. You are a beautiful (and I'm sure quite delectable) woman.

I've never dated (and wasn't married to) any skinny women - they always strike me as waaaaay too high maintenance, waaaaay too full of themselves, as shallow as they are skinny, and quite frankly hugging skinny women is awkward like they're not even there or I have to be careful not to crack one of their ribs (not to mention I've heard plenty of my friends complain about their skinny girlfriends lacking in the sexual interest and adventurousness department, something I've never found lacking in curvy women).

Keep smiling and know in your heart and mind that there are men out there that truly appreciate all who you are, physically, emotionally, and intellectually.

Ok, enough soapboxing (just a topic I'm passionate about I guess) .... here's some appropriate humor with a lot of truth behind it:

http://i.thefairest.info/funniest_thumbs/aqmcRe.jpeg

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00000/55/40/800455_l.jpg

http://c.myspace.com/Groups/00000/44/70/550744_l.jpg​

HEAR HEAR!!!

Besides, If roads have curves that are meant to be hugged, where else did they get the idea from? Not to mention the fact that Marilyn Monroe would have been as derided as Anna Nicole had been over her "Weight" problem (yet she was the FIRST real international Sex symbol, not to mention playboy cover model)

As i've said no doubt here and elsewhere, If i want to see ribs, they better be slathered with BBQ sauce, dammit!

<hugs MsTexas tightly> Now this here's a REAL woman! <grabs Patty and hugs her too> Just so you don't feel left out darlin Free hugs to any lovely ladies here as well! (and whatever else your dirty lil minds desire if you're naughty (wicked grin)

To all of you lusciously curved ladies!

 

[xdrakkarx]

stopping by to say hi to all and a quick pinch on the ass MsTexas

 

[Kain__Thornn]

Hear hear, let's all us men raise a toast to the joys of curvy hotties! *raises glass*

 

[MsTexas]

Good evening everyone!

How are things deep in the heart of Texas, MsT? Sounds like you are getting some interesting offers here!

Sorry I missed ya Patty!!

Things are lookin up .... Hope things are going well for you too.

Hope you have a wonderful day.

 

[MsTexas]

With YOU? (tries not to look TOO hopeful)

Just glad i could brighten your day even a little bit x13

Yes with me!!

I'm glad you could too.

~hugs~

 

[MsTexas]

Happy Memorial Day MsT

We have been missing you. Good to see you back on the job

Sweeps her up and melts her into my arms

Can't stay long but have to need a cup of joe to make it through the evening sweety.


SM

Awwwww thank you for the wonderful comment SM

{{{{{{ SM }}}}}}}

~melts in your arms and kisses you softly~

I hope you have a wonderful week.

 

[MsTexas]

You're just not meeting the right men if they're ignorant enough to only "appreciate" skinny women (most of which wouldn't give them the time of day, just as you shouldn't) ... and shame on any of those jackasses if they've told you as much. You are a beautiful (and I'm sure quite delectable) woman.

I've never dated (and wasn't married to) any skinny women - they always strike me as waaaaay too high maintenance, waaaaay too full of themselves, as shallow as they are skinny, and quite frankly hugging skinny women is awkward like they're not even there or I have to be careful not to crack one of their ribs (not to mention I've heard plenty of my friends complain about their skinny girlfriends lacking in the sexual interest and adventurousness department, something I've never found lacking in curvy women).

Keep smiling and know in your heart and mind that there are men out there that truly appreciate all who you are, physically, emotionally, and intellectually.

Ok, enough soapboxing (just a topic I'm passionate about I guess) .... here's some appropriate humor with a lot of truth behind it:

Your post made me cry but they were tears of joy and relief. I cant even begin to tell you how much it means to me that you took the time to make this post.

Your passion really did shine through and thanks for making me realize that I am worth something to someone.

~big hugs~

 

[MsTexas]

HEAR HEAR!!!

Besides, If roads have curves that are meant to be hugged, where else did they get the idea from? Not to mention the fact that Marilyn Monroe would have been as derided as Anna Nicole had been over her "Weight" problem (yet she was the FIRST real international Sex symbol, not to mention playboy cover model)

As i've said no doubt here and elsewhere, If i want to see ribs, they better be slathered with BBQ sauce, dammit!

<hugs MsTexas tightly> Now this here's a REAL woman! <grabs Patty and hugs her too> Just so you don't feel left out darlin Free hugs to any lovely ladies here as well! (and whatever else your dirty lil minds desire if you're naughty (wicked grin)

To all of you lusciously curved ladies!

You already know what you mean to me. Your words just confirmed it.

 

[MsTexas]

stopping by to say hi to all and a quick pinch on the ass MsTexas

~grabs drak and wrestles him to the ground and places wet kisses all over~