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The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.

An untalented gymnast walks into a bar.

Whenever the library gets messy, the librarian says we ought to be ashamed of our shelves.

Garbage collectors are rubbish drivers.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

Hearing about the haunted refrigerator was chilling.

Why does lightning shock people? Because it doesn’t know how to conduct itself.

Mosquitoes are like family – annoying, but they carry your blood.

What’s the best thing about Switzerland? I don’t know, but their flag is a big plus.

Viagra shipment stolen. Cops looking for a gang of hardened criminals.

The can crusher quit his job because it was soda pressing.

I refused to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker, but when I got home all the signs were there.
 
Greylag said:
Sorry I havent been keeping up, I have had our Community AGM that has taken a lot of work and now post meeting stuff to do. That said I do want to wish all my Amercian Friends "Happy Thanskgiving". I hope it goes well for you although it may be more difficult for some of you.

Take care

Grey
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Hi, G! I had a good day. I spent it with friends so I wasn't alone. 🥰🦃
 
Wat_Tyler said:
When the electrix around here were in severe misbehavior mode in 2012 and the money faucet was still only dripping, I called a guy who works as a sparky.


On a Sunday.


And he came - right away. I put on coffee on an outlet that was still working.


And he fixed all the bum breakers . . . out of the goodness of his heart!!!


Because there are people like this in the world still . . . .
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And I can't even get people I'm paying here to finish a damn job! 😤😖😤
 
likes2watchU said:
Happy 🦃 Day to our USA cafe patrons... and Happy Wednesday, Thursday, or Friday to our other patrons.

I am thankful for our community here in this thread. Hope everyone is enjoying their day however they have chosen to do so.
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I hope you're having a good weekend, Likes! I fully intended to just skip over a lot of posts and join in on today, but you know me. 🙄 So here I am, only about 10 pages back now. 😅😅
 
Wonderer67 said:
Quite a day. My mom is very frail. But we got her to my sisters and back.

Hillarity a little too much drink and too much food ensued.

After my fam and I got my mom back to her places, I went to my friends for a real Italian second dinner. Manicotti and meat balls. They sorta made me stay for desert.

Way too much food.

I hope everyone had a good day celebrating the way they wanted or could. I like Thanksgiving but understand that it’s not everyone’s cuppa tea.

Goodnight all!
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Sounds like you had the perfect day, W! 😘🥰😘
 
B2fromA2looking4U said:
Not enough for that but enough to make drivers do stupid things. Some places west of me are going to get 2 inches.
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It's that first little bit of snow that makes the roads slippy. Ppl think because they can see pavement, it's OK to drive as usual. They forget about the snow melt mixing with oil on the road. Not to mention black ice! 😱😱
 
Wonderer67 said:
Classic. Just so you know, I copy/paste and print these out for my mom in large print. (Obviously not so it says literotica or anything! 😂 I literally copy and paste them to a word doc and print them)

She doesn’t get some of them, but others she thinks are hillarious!!

She loves wordplay and punnery.
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I love that you do this for your mom, W! 🥰🥰
 
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