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What happens when a piano falls down a mineshaft? A flat miner.

What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen

How do you measure the quality of my puns? A sighsmograph!

A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He wrapped his cape around himself and counted. “Uno… Dos…” and then disappeared without a Tres.

Did you hear about the exorcist who offers a payment plan? Apparently if people fall behind on payments, they’ll get repossessed!

My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He’s fully recovered now.

A clown held the door open for me. What a nice jester!

Did you hear about the guy who pickpocketed a dwarf? How could anybody stoop so low?!

How can you tell when a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.

My friend just installed ethernet in his home in Sydney. I can’t wait to visit the LAN down under.

Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a Paris bridge? He was in Seine.

What do you call a book on Voyeurism? a Peeping Tome.
 
nipplecaresser said:
What happens when a piano falls down a mineshaft? A flat miner.

What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen

How do you measure the quality of my puns? A sighsmograph!

A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He wrapped his cape around himself and counted. “Uno… Dos…” and then disappeared without a Tres.

Did you hear about the exorcist who offers a payment plan? Apparently if people fall behind on payments, they’ll get repossessed!

My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He’s fully recovered now.

A clown held the door open for me. What a nice jester!

Did you hear about the guy who pickpocketed a dwarf? How could anybody stoop so low?!

How can you tell when a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.

My friend just installed ethernet in his home in Sydney. I can’t wait to visit the LAN down under.

Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a Paris bridge? He was in Seine.

What do you call a book on Voyeurism? a Peeping Tome.
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Good morning! Thanks for the puns. Have a great day.
 
B2fromA2looking4U said:
Good morning early risers. From the posts, it seems like some cold or virus is going around. Get well soon!
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For me it’s just a cold.

Went shopping this am but taking it easy. I gotta kill this cold before Wednesday when my mom is coming over.

Speaking of cold… 11° this morning. I do like the snow that fell the other day tho.
 
BlackSatinKnight said:
Morning all. Did Christmas yesterday with my Daughter and SIL. Had a good time and went to a local Christmas market. Not as good as German Christmas markets, but still pretty good. Taking it easy today, then I’m only working tomorrow next week. Y’all have a good day and be safe.
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Good Morning BSK
I hope it's been good for you...
 
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