The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Wonderer67]

Hey everyone

Hey Mr brisky.

 

[GoodnessO]

Girl walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre. So he gives it to her.

A Roman walks in to a bar and says “I’ll have a martinus.” The bartender says “you mean a martini?” The Roman replies “no, if I wanted a double I would have asked for one.”

What do you call a broken can opener? A can’t opener.

Why do people love Switzerland? Well, the flag is a big plus.

Becoming vegetarian was a huge missed steak.

Did you hear about the sale on paddles? It was quite the oar-deal.

What do you call a dog magician? A Labracadabrador Retriever.

Straws are for suckers.

Why do Buddhist monks avoid sending word documents? They’re supposed to avoid attachments.

I don’t enjoy computer jokes. Not one bit.

I changed my phone’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.

I like to go outdoors... its so much easier than going outwindows.

 

[Tweedledude]

I like to go outdoors... its so much easier than going outwindows.

Agreed

 

[Tweedledude]

Today is my moms 86th bday....taking her out tomorrow for dinner!!

Wish her a wonderful day for all of us

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[Rj_1954]

Hey everyone

Hi Mr Brisky
Loooong time, no see

 

[Rj_1954]

 

[Rj_1954]

 

[Oldermom935]

Night everyone!

 

[Noor]

Good night!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[Wonderer67]

Today was a lazy day. Lots of football watching.

Yeah, accomplished some… but really just needed some downtime. I think I’m coming down with a cold.

Nite all!!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Watched too much sporty stuff. Off to bed.

 

[dkak001]

Damn, another power outage... What kind of third world conditions are we living in!

Yeesh!

 

[likes2watchU]

Today was a lazy day. Lots of football watching.

Yeah, accomplished some… but really just needed some downtime. I think I’m coming down with a cold.

Nite all!!

Sleep is good medicine. Hope you shake this soon!!

Night to all the Spoonies turning in for the evening.
If there is a 3am meeting, let's hope it's quick!

I'm in the middle of baking for tomorrow's family dinner. Bedtime will come a smidge later for me.

 

[likes2watchU]

Damn, another power outage... What kind of third world conditions are we living in!

Yeesh!

Have you been clearing enough snow when you shovel??

 

[Missk_2022]

Today was a lazy day. Lots of football watching.

Yeah, accomplished some… but really just needed some downtime. I think I’m coming down with a cold.

Nite all

Uh oh....hoping that you feel better in the qm

 

[Greylag]

Cheap as Chips is good...
What's a chip roll go for these days? When I was there (in the Dark Ages) they were 50p
Quite sure they cost a bit more these days - trying to get a baseline.

£2.50 or so

 

[Greylag]

Gilet...giblet...... it is important to keep all the important parts warm

I agree irrespective of gender and always keep my important bits warm I can assure you

 

[nipplecaresser]

I am afraid to ask what a heated gilet is....... so afraid

Aha, welcome to my world of bewilderment and confusion. But here I do know of what he speaks. But it needs to be a snug fit to work effectively

 

[likes2watchU]

£2.50 or so

5x more... yeah, sounds about right
Thanks!

 

[likes2watchU]

Finally! Bedtime
Family Christmas celebration tomorrow. An out-of-town affair for me. Will be up early and back late.
Sweet dreams to you all... and have a lovely day tomorrow

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Woohoo, my meeting has been delayed until 'early afternoon '.... so a few hours to get my bull.... In order. And try to sober up

you weren't in the stumble inn on the 12th december, were you? afternoon/evening.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Good morning all. Have a super Sunday