The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Rj_1954]

Hey everyone

Hi Mr Brisky
Loooong time, no see

 

[Rj_1954]

 

[Rj_1954]

 

[Oldermom935]

Night everyone!

 

[Noor]

Good night!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

 

[Wonderer67]

Today was a lazy day. Lots of football watching.

Yeah, accomplished some… but really just needed some downtime. I think I’m coming down with a cold.

Nite all!!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Watched too much sporty stuff. Off to bed.

 

[dkak001]

Damn, another power outage... What kind of third world conditions are we living in!

Yeesh!

 

[likes2watchU]

Today was a lazy day. Lots of football watching.

Yeah, accomplished some… but really just needed some downtime. I think I’m coming down with a cold.

Nite all!!

Sleep is good medicine. Hope you shake this soon!!

Night to all the Spoonies turning in for the evening.
If there is a 3am meeting, let's hope it's quick!

I'm in the middle of baking for tomorrow's family dinner. Bedtime will come a smidge later for me.

 

[likes2watchU]

Damn, another power outage... What kind of third world conditions are we living in!

Yeesh!

Have you been clearing enough snow when you shovel??

 

[Missk_2022]

Today was a lazy day. Lots of football watching.

Yeah, accomplished some… but really just needed some downtime. I think I’m coming down with a cold.

Nite all

Uh oh....hoping that you feel better in the qm

 

[Greylag]

Cheap as Chips is good...
What's a chip roll go for these days? When I was there (in the Dark Ages) they were 50p
Quite sure they cost a bit more these days - trying to get a baseline.

£2.50 or so

 

[Greylag]

Gilet...giblet...... it is important to keep all the important parts warm

I agree irrespective of gender and always keep my important bits warm I can assure you

 

[nipplecaresser]

I am afraid to ask what a heated gilet is....... so afraid

Aha, welcome to my world of bewilderment and confusion. But here I do know of what he speaks. But it needs to be a snug fit to work effectively

 

[likes2watchU]

£2.50 or so

5x more... yeah, sounds about right
Thanks!

 

[likes2watchU]

Finally! Bedtime
Family Christmas celebration tomorrow. An out-of-town affair for me. Will be up early and back late.
Sweet dreams to you all... and have a lovely day tomorrow

 

[geronimo_appleby]

Woohoo, my meeting has been delayed until 'early afternoon '.... so a few hours to get my bull.... In order. And try to sober up

you weren't in the stumble inn on the 12th december, were you? afternoon/evening.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Good morning all. Have a super Sunday

 

[dkak001]

If there is a 3am meeting, let's hope it's quick!

It's 2am. Do I really want to pull out and gas up the generator yet? This is a major outage, with close to 1500 people out...

Wish they at least have an ETA on power again...

It is getting colder in here, but ALL the food we bought for Christmas eve is starting to warm up as we start to freeze...

 

[MrBrisky]

Hi Mr Brisky
Loooong time, no see

I know ! Been a while ... how are you ?

 

[MrBrisky]

Hey Mr brisky.

Hello

 

[dkak001]

Of course, the MINUTE I start getting the generator ready the power comes back on! I can't win!

Snow for weeks, and it's the clear calm nights when it fails.

 

[nipplecaresser]

What happens when a piano falls down a mineshaft? A flat miner.

What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen

How do you measure the quality of my puns? A sighsmograph!

A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He wrapped his cape around himself and counted. “Uno… Dos…” and then disappeared without a Tres.

Did you hear about the exorcist who offers a payment plan? Apparently if people fall behind on payments, they’ll get repossessed!

My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He’s fully recovered now.

A clown held the door open for me. What a nice jester!

Did you hear about the guy who pickpocketed a dwarf? How could anybody stoop so low?!

How can you tell when a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.

My friend just installed ethernet in his home in Sydney. I can’t wait to visit the LAN down under.

Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a Paris bridge? He was in Seine.

What do you call a book on Voyeurism? a Peeping Tome.

 

[nipplecaresser]

Thought for the day

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.