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nipplecaresser said:
What happens when a piano falls down a mineshaft? A flat miner.

What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen

How do you measure the quality of my puns? A sighsmograph!

A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He wrapped his cape around himself and counted. “Uno… Dos…” and then disappeared without a Tres.

Did you hear about the exorcist who offers a payment plan? Apparently if people fall behind on payments, they’ll get repossessed!

My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He’s fully recovered now.

A clown held the door open for me. What a nice jester!

Did you hear about the guy who pickpocketed a dwarf? How could anybody stoop so low?!

How can you tell when a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.

My friend just installed ethernet in his home in Sydney. I can’t wait to visit the LAN down under.

Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a Paris bridge? He was in Seine.

What do you call a book on Voyeurism? a Peeping Tome.
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Good morning! Thanks for the puns. Have a great day.
 
B2fromA2looking4U said:
Good morning early risers. From the posts, it seems like some cold or virus is going around. Get well soon!
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For me it’s just a cold.

Went shopping this am but taking it easy. I gotta kill this cold before Wednesday when my mom is coming over.

Speaking of cold… 11° this morning. I do like the snow that fell the other day tho.
 
BlackSatinKnight said:
Morning all. Did Christmas yesterday with my Daughter and SIL. Had a good time and went to a local Christmas market. Not as good as German Christmas markets, but still pretty good. Taking it easy today, then I’m only working tomorrow next week. Y’all have a good day and be safe.
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Good Morning BSK
I hope it's been good for you...
 
Well that was long day but …wow fantastic. I was helping BASC as mentor on one of their Young Shots days. Junior shots who, in windy weather, performed brilliantly! It was a day of firsts, pheasant, partridge and woodcock. Seeing the look on my guns face when he took that first woodcock was worth the 4.00 am start and 180 miles driving alone.

This gives a chance to shoot live game that would be out of reach otherwise. The day finished with 135 pheasant, two partridge and two woodcock.i was out for 14 hours but loved it…seeing 9 youngsters like this getting their first chances in the shooting field is so rewarding!
 
Mrswonderer said:
Good morning Goodness.. welcome to the cafe.. I'm Wonderers wife . I spied 4 slices of Taylor ham pork roll in the freezer .
That with a fried egg on a roll is a Jersey favorite plus or minus cheese. Yum!!
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Okay but how old was it? I would be wary of the use by dates here….not everyone is fastidious about house keeping…mentioning no names!
 
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