nipplecaresser
Cunning Punt
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- Jan 27, 2012
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What happens when a piano falls down a mineshaft? A flat miner.
What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen
How do you measure the quality of my puns? A sighsmograph!
A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He wrapped his cape around himself and counted. “Uno… Dos…” and then disappeared without a Tres.
Did you hear about the exorcist who offers a payment plan? Apparently if people fall behind on payments, they’ll get repossessed!
My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He’s fully recovered now.
A clown held the door open for me. What a nice jester!
Did you hear about the guy who pickpocketed a dwarf? How could anybody stoop so low?!
How can you tell when a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.
My friend just installed ethernet in his home in Sydney. I can’t wait to visit the LAN down under.
Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a Paris bridge? He was in Seine.
What do you call a book on Voyeurism? a Peeping Tome.
What happens to Nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen
How do you measure the quality of my puns? A sighsmograph!
A Mexican magician told his audience he would disappear on the count of three. He wrapped his cape around himself and counted. “Uno… Dos…” and then disappeared without a Tres.
Did you hear about the exorcist who offers a payment plan? Apparently if people fall behind on payments, they’ll get repossessed!
My friend fell into an upholstery machine. He’s fully recovered now.
A clown held the door open for me. What a nice jester!
Did you hear about the guy who pickpocketed a dwarf? How could anybody stoop so low?!
How can you tell when a clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds.
My friend just installed ethernet in his home in Sydney. I can’t wait to visit the LAN down under.
Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a Paris bridge? He was in Seine.
What do you call a book on Voyeurism? a Peeping Tome.
