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The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

She had a photographic memory, but never developed it.

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird.

What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. I’m not really a mourning person.
This has something in common with German sliced meat. It’s the wurst!
 
Good morning everyone. Well, back in the office for two days. So far there are only two of us, I’m not sure how many will eventually venture in today. Seems like a good day to knock out most of my mandatory annual training and troll the other boards in Lit. Hope you have a great day and be safe.
 
Good morning everyone. Well, back in the office for two days. So far there are only two of us, I’m not sure how many will eventually venture in today. Seems like a good day to knock out most of my mandatory annual training and troll the other boards in Lit. Hope you have a great day and be safe.
Kick back and relax. Brown nose if you feel like you must. And yes always surf Literotica. I'm retired now. But I still wish I was working.
 
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