The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[nipplecaresser]

Thought for the day

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.'

 

[nipplecaresser]

The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

She had a photographic memory, but never developed it.

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird.

What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. I’m not really a mourning person.

 

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[Oldermom935]

Morning 3 am club and others.

 

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[Tweedledude]

Morning 3 am club and others.View attachment 2455483

Morning. Insomnia?

 

[nipplecaresser]

For those of you struggling to sleep, I find this very soothing

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Not 3 am but good morning just the same. The cold rain is ending and winds are picking up. I will be doing Grandpa’s taxi this morning. May you have a good day!

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

For NC

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Happy Monday!!! Slept okay. Quiet cats. No work assignment today, unless the phone rings later. Didn't hear back from the guy with the car. Yet. We'll see. Plan: get a bit done around here.


Very best wishes to all of you for these last couple of days of 2024.

 

[Oldermom935]

Morning. Insomnia?

Just alot of work decisions. Got an hour of work done and heading out for 10 miles. 57 degrees out today. Hope everyone enjoys there day.

 

[Oldermom935]

Not 3 am but good morning just the same. The cold rain is ending and winds are picking up. I will be doing Grandpa’s taxi this morning. May you have a good day!

Be careful hun.

 

[Oldermom935]

Happy Monday!!! Slept okay. Quiet cats. No work assignment today, unless the phone rings later. Didn't hear back from the guy with the car. Yet. We'll see. Plan: get a bit done around here.


Very best wishes to all of you for these last couple of days of 2024.

If it's meant to be, it will be! Enjoy your morning hun...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Absolutely!!! Mark me down as Present only.


Really, it's all I can handle.

 

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[Wonderer67]

Looking to re-stock your freezer?

Wonderer67 said:
Wife and I are thinking about Iceland….

Just thinking!!

 

[Wonderer67]

The Middle Ages were called the Dark Ages because there were too many knights.

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.

Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

A cross-eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

She had a photographic memory, but never developed it.

I wasn’t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then I changed my mind.

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird.

What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. I’m not really a mourning person.

This has something in common with German sliced meat. It’s the wurst!

 

[Wonderer67]

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But everything seems POSSIBLE when you’re drinking a cup of coffee.