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My wife used to meet me at the door after I came home from work on Friday nights dressed in nothing but my boxers and my favorite NFL shirt. Every time I just knew it was going to be a great weekend.
Well, one Friday I decided to return the favor and met her at the door after she came home from her mother's. She looked me up and down and started screaming at me with a completely shocked look on her face. She screamed, " Mitch, take my underwear off this instant! Your going to stretch it out!". I can't seem to do anything right. She even called me a weirdo. Sheesh.
 
My wife used to meet me at the door after I came home from work on Friday nights dressed in nothing but my boxers and my favorite NFL shirt. Every time I just knew it was going to be a great weekend.
Well, one Friday I decided to return the favor and met her at the door after she came home from her mother's. She looked me up and down and started screaming at me with a completely shocked look on her face. She screamed, " Mitch, take my underwear off this instant! Your going to stretch it out!". I can't seem to do anything right. She even called me a weirdo. Sheesh.
Women! Can't live with em, can't dispose of there body easily!
 
Had to make some calls today to round up some references. One ex-boss, one vendor/salesman, one subcontractor, and one property manager. That should be an excellent mix.


I think I've settled in on Intestinal Distress.


When they took away sick days and lumped it all together that was the last day I gave a reason..... I won't be there Is my call in.... they push and I say .... I am using a time off day. It is without much notice so I understand that .... the reason is my concern alone. They back right down
 
Sometimes takes all day to catch up to where y'all's at
But I got here 😄
I made it to 70
🎉 That is an accomplishment to celebrate, @Rj_1954
Don't be sad that she has died, be happy that she lived.
Celebrate your time together, not the time apart. Yes!! 🫂
thinking about my mortality and my upcoming MRI
🫂 difficult conversation in daylight let alone middle of the night. Hope the scan goes well, B2
***** ATTENTION ******* I got a brief message from @Lilianna23 at 2:12 am (est) Eastern standard time. 3 1/2 hours ago. She said that she is still sick and is sorry she hasn't responded, But would like everyone to know that she misses them. It was short and to the point but I haven't heard back. I'm sure Lili is in our thoughts and prayers each and every day.
So sorry she's still sick. some bugs take longer than others to evict. 🤞 Yes, thinking of Lili every day and hoping for forward progress. Inch by inch to make a mile.
I got one too..... she is going to the doctor again and we talked some medical stuff..... i won't bore you.... let's all hope she is back with us soon
The Universe is always listening!! Hoping she turns the corner soon so she feels better
Geieving not growing ....I am not some kind of Frankenstein..... I am not gathering parts to make people
And undoing all the hard work of @Oldermom935?
Grey!!!!..how are you doing. Is your mum ok?
Sending hugs
Me, too!!! 🫂
So you say bitch slap you? So you're saying I'm a bitch?
Meredith Brooks - excellent choice!!
May I offer, for a slightly different vibe...
We had -2F this morning on the way into town. 50's would have me out and about in tennis shoes and a tee shirt!
50s is Official Shorts Weather
The day it hit 10C (50F) in Edinburgh? All the Americans in my study abroad program were in shorts. Some were Sun Bathing. Solidifying in the minds of the locals just how crazy those Americans are :ROFLMAO:
@Missk_2022 I am okay…just with daughter and grandson….just heard my mom is in a rehab unit, getting physio and walked 70m today. Speach has returned so I thank you all for your best wishes and prayers for me and my family.


I hope to be back in the Bar drinking pissy tea and making mischief shortly!

Kisses and hugs
Greys_coffee.jpg Cuppa to keep you going. Glad mum's on the mend. 🫂 Lovely you can spend time supporting family.
POKE-ITY POKE
When looking at an opponent. If they can't see, they can't fight. If they can't breathe, they can't fight. If they can't stand, they can't fight. A lot of those are easy to achieve in short order. Just sayin'...
Had to make some calls today to round up some references. One ex-boss, one vendor/salesman, one subcontractor, and one property manager. That should be an excellent mix.


I think I've settled in on Intestinal Distress.


Break a leg, @Wat_Tyler
Sticking with the Classics, I see. That's a good choice
 
When they took away sick days and lumped it all together that was the last day I gave a reason..... I won't be there Is my call in.... they push and I say .... I am using a time off day. It is without much notice so I understand that .... the reason is my concern alone. They back right down



"I've got an interview with another company for almost twice the money and less shitty work" would be another way to put it, too.


You know me. I have a way with words, and I know how to use them.
 
Mayyybbbbbeeee

She is a precious little spawn



She is. She's being a pain in my ass as I (try to) type this.


The headhunter emailed me back. My last reference to her, my property management buddy, gushed, apparently. "She LOVES you," the email said. Well, it was a tough assignment we were on, and there was lots of bitching. We kinda needed an ally, a Sanity Buddy. I thought it was nice to have a woman reference in this man-dominated industry of mine.
 
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