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Wat_Tyler said:
It did, well enough. That side of the family is weird. The other side is dead, so they're less complicated/complicating. Mom dropped several f-bombs while riding down and said she might slip up while we were there. She didn't that I heard. The service was okay. The priestess gave a homily and talked about how Death is hard. Death isn't hard, it's fucking Life that's hard. I didn't correct her after the service. Once she got out of her vestments, Wat could see what a killer nice ass she has. She got a pass. Most of those people we only see at funerals. I have tighter family in this-here online bar. I had a first cousin - probably 45 or so - introduce himself and say we had never met. I agreed and told him, let's keep it that way. There was a picture of Mom, who was walking by herself at 92, her 89YO step-sister on a walker, and her 85YO 1st cousin on a cane and they did a Little Old Lady picture. I said out loud that it looked like bridesmaids catching the bouquet to see who's next. Someone heard me. It's fucking true . . . . The ride home was uneventful.


Mom also forgot to pay her phone bill so it's cut off.


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That sounds like … a time. I’m glad you checked out the high priestess lady. 😂

In all seriousness tho. Yeah… family. And funerals…. And family members you only see at them…

Sounds like it’s good to be home.
 
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Thought I would post....again.
Fixing dinner tonight I was worried that my tiny air fryer was going out as it was taking too long to cook the steaks. Finally saw that the timer had timed out but by that time the squad was getting cold. Bah!
Made my youngest daughter make corn bread from a box (Jiffy). She did a good job but she wouldn't eat it. Bah!
 
Missk_2022 said:
2 guys from England named josh and jace are on social media trying American food and reviewing.... this am it was deviled eggs...2 thumbs up

" they should be called angel.eggs"

They went to biscuit world and that was a win too....hahahaha

They are doing a tour of appalachia...... oh lord.... they tried moonshine and one of the guys threw it back like it was juice.... the bartender called him a dumb ass...hahahaha
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They call them scones...lol
 
HumpDayHoratio said:
My wife (not a nurse, but she thinks she is😂) would give my parents advice on food or health issues. They would summarily reject it…until they heard it on the Nightly News. Then a lightbulb would go off, and they’d say things like. D has been saying this for years! My wife would just steam…🙄

I guess there is a certain generation that had a trusted source. Whoever or whatever that may be.

Man it’s cold down here…25 this am🥶. I know y’all are laughing up yonder! Day three of Anti-B’s…getting better but slowly. Hope everyone has a great day. On to the MZ!

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Feel better.
 
Wat_Tyler said:
It did, well enough. That side of the family is weird. The other side is dead, so they're less complicated/complicating. Mom dropped several f-bombs while riding down and said she might slip up while we were there. She didn't that I heard. The service was okay. The priestess gave a homily and talked about how Death is hard. Death isn't hard, it's fucking Life that's hard. I didn't correct her after the service. Once she got out of her vestments, Wat could see what a killer nice ass she has. She got a pass. Most of those people we only see at funerals. I have tighter family in this-here online bar. I had a first cousin - probably 45 or so - introduce himself and say we had never met. I agreed and told him, let's keep it that way. There was a picture of Mom, who was walking by herself at 92, her 89YO step-sister on a walker, and her 85YO 1st cousin on a cane and they did a Little Old Lady picture. I said out loud that it looked like bridesmaids catching the bouquet to see who's next. Someone heard me. It's fucking true . . . . The ride home was uneventful.


Mom also forgot to pay her phone bill so it's cut off.


:rolleyes:
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Always something
 
Hone from sewer board.... they tried to slip a transfer of 400000 dollars without board approval except for board pres. My co board member and myself put q stop to it..... then tried to quote Robert's rules to us.... they were wrong.....AND then someone wants a sewer credit for watering lawn..... I reminded we had an ordinance and it is not feasible to manage..... its bs.... all over 1 guy who had a high water bill from watering his lawn during a drought with a watering restriction in place..... who happens to be friends with our sewer board admin...I will be voting no
 
Missk_2022 said:
Hone from sewer board.... they tried to slip a transfer of 400000 dollars without board approval except for board pres. My co board member and myself put q stop to it..... then tried to quote Robert's rules to us.... they were wrong.....AND then someone wants a sewer credit for watering lawn..... I reminded we had an ordinance and it is not feasible to manage..... its bs.... all over 1 guy who had a high water bill from watering his lawn during a drought with a watering restriction in place..... who happens to be friends with our sewer board admin...I will be voting no
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It's good that there are strong, attractive, intelligent women like you standing up for the rest of us.
 
Missk_2022 said:
Hone from sewer board.... they tried to slip a transfer of 400000 dollars without board approval except for board pres. My co board member and myself put q stop to it..... then tried to quote Robert's rules to us.... they were wrong.....AND then someone wants a sewer credit for watering lawn..... I reminded we had an ordinance and it is not feasible to manage..... its bs.... all over 1 guy who had a high water bill from watering his lawn during a drought with a watering restriction in place..... who happens to be friends with our sewer board admin...I will be voting no
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Make the waterers get meters for their sewers so they can pay for what they don't use. And when they see what a meter costs to install, they'll shut up and (probably) water less.
 
Looks like I have a lot of catching up to do
long day - no complaints really, just long
Wat_Tyler said:
Damn, it's cold. Funeral day. Mom is becoming a source of concern.
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🫂 I read ahead, so I know the ending. Was hoping the day would go as well as could.
B2fromA2looking4U said:
Good morning Wat, OM and MissK. I will know scan results this afternoon. The MRI was with the new machines and so no claustrophobia. It was loud even with ear plugs and music.
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🫂 Hope you get good results. Been thinking of you all day!! Glad no claustrophobia.
Missk_2022 said:
it is a control thing
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Right? My mom did this, too.
Wonderer67 said:
You might have to shape a link…. This might be fun to watch.

Or not…
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Well, doggone. Now I don't remember what show we were going to watch.
Wonderer67 said:
Sunrise this morning. Press play.
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Lovely, but glad I wasn't driving. Driving into the sun hurts my eyes and can trigger a migraine. Beautiful but brutal... Mother Nature
BlackSatinKnight said:
I wish that people understood that if you don’t feel well to stay home because your infecting the rest of the team
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💯 this!!! Keep your cooties to yourself, y'all!!! 🧫
Missk_2022 said:
Haha.... I used to HATE pickled beets...now they are a yum..... our taste buds change
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I like green beans, brussels sprouts, yogurt, and a few others now.
Wonderer67 said:
I vaguely remember that.
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B.J. and the Bear - I do remember that one
The Misadventures of Sheriff Lobo - no memory, but think aptly named?
dmedic61 said:
Wow this forum has changed a bit, of course I haven't logged on in the last 14 years. Retired now and attempting my hand a writing some stories for here. Just wanted to say hello.
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I did the same not too long ago... so
Here's the standard welcome for all café newcomers:
Welcome to the café.

We conduct ourselves a bit differently here than most of the rest of Lit.

Post #1 introduces the joint... and glancing back over the last 10-20 pages provides additional context.

To be clear:
1. No religion 2. No politics 3. No drama 4. This isn't a hook up thread. Take it to the DMs or go somewhere else.

Everyone is welcome but we are protective of the vibe

This applies to all who visit this thread.
If this feels like a good match, welcome...

If not then please keep looking on Lit -
There's so many threads to choose from. You're sure to find a few to your liking.
Wat_Tyler said:
It did, well enough. That side of the family is weird. The other side is dead, so they're less complicated/complicating. Mom dropped several f-bombs while riding down and said she might slip up while we were there. She didn't that I heard. The service was okay. The priestess gave a homily and talked about how Death is hard. Death isn't hard, it's fucking Life that's hard. I didn't correct her after the service. Once she got out of her vestments, Wat could see what a killer nice ass she has. She got a pass. Most of those people we only see at funerals. I have tighter family in this-here online bar. I had a first cousin - probably 45 or so - introduce himself and say we had never met. I agreed and told him, let's keep it that way. There was a picture of Mom, who was walking by herself at 92, her 89YO step-sister on a walker, and her 85YO 1st cousin on a cane and they did a Little Old Lady picture. I said out loud that it looked like bridesmaids catching the bouquet to see who's next. Someone heard me. It's fucking true . . . . The ride home was uneventful.


Mom also forgot to pay her phone bill so it's cut off.


:rolleyes:
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Family, eh? Thanks for the reminder to check my own cell phone bill. :oops:
Mittering said:
Made my youngest daughter make corn bread from a box (Jiffy). She did a good job but she wouldn't eat it. Bah!
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I was raised on Jiffy corn bread
I prefer from scratch so I can leave out most of the sugar. I prefer mine savory with a kick. Sub out sugar for some cheese, garlic, and jalapeños. Mmm, yummy!
Missk_2022 said:
Hone from sewer board.... they tried to slip a transfer of 400000 dollars without board approval except for board pres. My co board member and myself put q stop to it..... then tried to quote Robert's rules to us.... they were wrong.....AND then someone wants a sewer credit for watering lawn..... I reminded we had an ordinance and it is not feasible to manage..... its bs.... all over 1 guy who had a high water bill from watering his lawn during a drought with a watering restriction in place..... who happens to be friends with our sewer board admin...I will be voting no
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I was on a board and we had it set with the bank that any transfers over a certain amount required 2 signatures and it could only be the 2 on file w/ the bank. Specifically to stop this kind of end-run BS.
Missk_2022 said:
I made the comment that "it is as if you all are talking about stuff without us" .... they are used to a bunch of yes men
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Today's word is "corruption", "corruption"
Oldermom935 said:
@likes2watchU do you have a sun burn?
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someone's gonna after I either chap some ass or yeet them into the sun
(I'm leaning towards the latter, but can't throw that far 🤷‍♀️ )
 
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