The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

I’m a new member to this group. Can finally post in here without being guilt ridden
Welcome to the club JapanSurfer. Someone will come along shortly and give you your club card but first you have to sign off on the rules of the Spoon. Basically, it’s the rules posted on Post 1, Page 1, part 1.

The general rule is read that first, then peruse the last ten pages or so. You’ll get the feel. Some of us are nice, quiet, and cranky…all in the same day! Welcome!
 
I’m a new member to this group. Can finally post in here without being guilt ridden
You coulda joined earlier! You would’ve even had to lie about your age.

Welcome to your best decade.

If you’ve been hanging around here, long enough, you probably know the basic rules.

No politics, religion or drama.
No hitting on the women.

Thats about it. Welcome!
 
I am being worked to death. (Ok… slight exaggeration…)

Our neighbors are on vacation, so we’re watching their cats. They’re fabulous herd of cats.

So, off to feed them.

Then tackle the lawn.

And then jump in the pool. ( naked, of course!)

Did I miss anything, or where has Lily been?

Here’s a Lilly for you and her of course!
 
Someone asked my chubby self when the baby was due...I told them I already had it but it died.... bet they never ask that question again....it pissed me off



Some dipshit in high school done tol' me the fuck-yo-momma thing. I asked him how it was? I asked him if he brought a shovel. Because fuckin' my momma was gonna come with a lotta diggin'.


He got a real st000pid look on his face and never said shit to me again.


Dr. Tyler is fine. She's not bitching about the heat, so there's that.
 
You coulda joined earlier! You would’ve even had to lie about your age.

Welcome to your best decade.

If you’ve been hanging around here, long enough, you probably know the basic rules.

No politics, religion or drama.
No hitting on the women.

Thats about it. Welcome!



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ you can hit on this guy, however . . . .
 
I am being worked to death. (Ok… slight exaggeration…)

Our neighbors are on vacation, so we’re watching their cats. They’re fabulous herd of cats.

So, off to feed them.

Then tackle the lawn.

And then jump in the pool. ( naked, of course!)

Did I miss anything, or where has Lily been?

Here’s a Lilly for you and her of course!



She has houseguest(s). It's been a year for her now.


She'll be along when she is . . . .
 
I got two "new" supers in the last few weeks. They both have issues. The one with the crappy demeanor put in notice effective Independence Day. I reckon that's fitting.


I found out today what a pussy the other one is.


Maybe aliens will beam him up . . . .
 
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