The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

I thought I had as well, but I was wrong too!

We've just moved into visitor season, where several people want to stay with us because we are lovely people and they miss us
we live in a beautiful part of France with great weather!

Will be less visible for a few weeks, which will be a relief to many, but will pop in to make you groan when I can.

Hope you are all well/improving

Be careful in the hot weather!
Good to see you here, NC!

BTW - I've been meaning to talk with you about a visit... 😅🤣
 
Feels like a slow groggy lazy day today! I have a few things I should do, but don't know if I'll feel like it.

Mowing and all of the pollen/junk in the yard tends to drag me down for a day or two. The weeds look so much better mowed, some of them will send shoots up a foot to 16" in a week. I'm going to weed and feed seriously when the old dog is gone. I was hesitant to do that with the dogs and when the kids were little. Everything I've read on that stuff says it's pretty safe. It's a synthetic plant growth hormone, and supposedly a naturally occurring substance in plants. So you eat some when you eat a salad...
But still, prefer not to let the kids or dogs get in contact with it. Although, I could mix up some spray and spot treat the bad areas. That however, required ambition. :ROFLMAO:
I mowed yesterday and pulled some weeds. There is no way I will get ahead of them, I fear. There might be some weed-n-feed in the garage; I need to look. But I think my gardens will have to be hand weeded. IDK if the WNF will kill my flowers. 🙄🤔
 
Right? The feedback I keep getting, "You have very high standards." :unsure: Uhm - that's a bad thing? I, for one, have read our organization's Vision, Mission, and Value statements. :rolleyes:
It always amazed me how some in leadership could spout the VMVs but did not practice them. You can't expect your staff to live them if you dont! 😤🤬

Synonym: Cabana Boy :ROFLMAO:
Mine must be on Back Order
You can ORDER them??? 🤯🤯

You are, @Lilianna23 !!
If you want to match the 22k, you can... but work up slowly. I have no doubt you'll get there if that's your goal.
It's not really a goal for me. I'm always really proud of myself if I reach or even approach 10K! 🤭🚶‍♀️🤭

I would 💯 pay cold, hard cash for that in a store!!!
Gorgeous!!
Thank you! It was a really fun process! I'm very pleased how it turned out.

:unsure: @Wonderer67 what's the score now?
Doctor 11 billionty, W 1 ?? 😉
🤣🤣🤣

Same. I was enamored since I was a little girl, but saw a documentary on Chihuly years ago and that cinched it.
I've been to the Museum of Glass. There is a hot shop with auditorium seating for visitors to watch the process. Outside the museum is the Chihuly Bridge. It's a free public art installment of his work.
 
What do you call bears with no ears?

B.

Why did the tomato blush?

Because it saw the salad dressing.

I went in to a pet shop. I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?” The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?”

I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is.”

What’s brown and sticky?

A stick.

What’s a foot long and slippery?

A slipper.

Two gold fish are in a tank.

One looks at the other and says, “You know how to drive this thing?”

A guy goes into a lawyer’s office and asks the lawyer: “Excuse me, how much do you charge?”

The lawyer responds: “I charge £1,000 to answer three questions.”

“Bloody hell – That’s a bit expensive isn’t it?”

“Yes. What’s your third question?”

I poured root beer in a square glass.

Now I just have beer.

What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

An atheist, a gym bunny and a vegan walk into a bar.

I know because they told me.

I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh.

Sadly, no pun in 10 did.

I bought the world’s worst thesaurus yesterday.

Not only is it terrible, it’s terrible.
I've missed this, NC! 🤣🤣🤣
 
I think you need to use either gif links (I can’t get them to post from my iPhone) or an external hosting site like Imgur or Imgur bb
https://imgbb.com/

Some people can still directly post images and i have no idea how to do that.
I post directly from my gallery. I always have to resize the photos to 20 - 40%. I click on the square box in the lower left corner that says "Attach files," choose "Photos & videos" under "Choose an action," navigate to my gallery, choose the photo, select done, then post and upload the photo. I select "Insert full image" to get the pic to post. Here's one of the cookies I baked today!

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I had one come up with some colorful language to describe a patient who self-extubated. She got into trouble for that, like she could have done anything short of physical restraints.



Oh wait, that would have been like closing the gate after Baby Poodle got out.
Actually, we do restrain patients who are intubated. No one wants to call for reintubation!
 
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