The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

Reluctantly I am up at the diner with a cup of coffee. I let the old dog out and then tried to get back to sleep. But alas, the stomach growls and I said what’s the point. Just feed me and give me coffee.

So morning denizens of the diner. I will keep the coffee pot warm and full for you. ☕
 
They're always trying to spend your money for you. It's because if you give as a payroll deduction, they get to claim the charitable expense.

My work had various charitable drives which were supposed to be anonymous. However, my boss asked me in a meeting why she hadn't received my form. 😡🤬 I told her I would make my own charitable giving decisions, thank you very much! 😤

DON'T tell me one thing then call me out for it publicly! 🤬🤬🤬
Exactly.
 
I have "aged" items! My friends and kids come here, go through my pantry and fridge, and throw away "expired" items. 😤 I had to explain to one friend that just because the package has a "best by" date on it, that doesn't mean it's expired! 😅😅
Like that progressive commercial with ain’t Joanie showing up, rifling thru the fridge… “expired! Expired! Expired!”
 
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