The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[MuffandNonsense]

No no no unless you are up at 1, 2,3 am etc.

Early to bed
Early to rise
No more booze
No more pies

 

[Missk_2022]

Why did frosty the snowman pull fown his pants?

 

[Boat1]

Early to bed
Early to rise
No more booze
No more pies

Why would I keep living?

 

[Missk_2022]

He heard the snow blower was coming.....

 

[Boat1]

Why did frosty the snowman pull fown his pants?

Do tell...

 

[Missk_2022]

Why would I keep living?

There is always bacon

 

[Missk_2022]

Do tell...

Keep reading

 

[Boat1]

Keep reading

Yes Ma'am, it showed up when I posted...
That's a good one!

 

[Missk_2022]

Yes Ma'am, it showed up when I posted...
That's a good one!

You still afloat?

 

[Boat1]

You still afloat?

Yes Ma'am, dockside for tank cleaning and repairs.

 

[MuffandNonsense]

Why would I keep living?

It's my secret for a healthy life .... but it only applies on weekdays!

 

[Boat1]

It's my secret for a healthy life .... but it only applies on weekdays!

Good plan, actually!
I just had to razz you about it!

 

[MuffandNonsense]

Good plan, actually!
I just had to razz you about it!

I was involved in the sports business for years and it was a contrast between being sensible at tournaments and then going crazy at the tournament parties!

 

[Boat1]

I was involved in the sports business for years and it was a contrast between being sensible at tournaments and then going crazy at the tournament parties!

I love it!... and now you're chatting with an old man who was born without a "moderation gene!"

 

[Wat_Tyler]

"moderation gene!"

A thing overrated and of no import, and which should fall from memory.

 

[Adventurous_soul]

Morning all

 

[Missk_2022]

I love it!... and now you're chatting with an old man who was born without a "moderation gene!"

Truth

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Morning all

Happy Tuesday!!! Try not to suck all the good out of the day and leave some for the rest of us, hunh?

 

[likes2watchU]

Meeting scorecard.

8-9 finished in 36 mins. Win
9-930 needed in 22 mins Win
930-10 needed 15 mins Win
10-11 needed all time but was a productive meeting. Moral win?
11-12 went 13 mins over and I was not even needed on the fucking meeting Loss

My 3-345 meeting was moved to January. Win.

This leaves me with a couple of additional and hopefully short meetings.

So 4-1-1 for the day so far.

1:25-1:34 but I do love this whole bit

Both gals are sorta kinda trying to get outta of this when I add…”Momma used to do it ALL…”

Nothing like shaming your spouse by comparing her to your mother…

Well, the roast is going to be cooked. Stay tuned for other marriage tips for the holidays.

And thus the Tradition of Christmas Camping was born in HDH's household.

I wish that were original, but I stole it.

Some of my favorite sayings and such have been pilfered

Grapefruit is a massive no-no.

I know I been follering the rules since my 20s.
Still, I really miss peeling and eating a juicy ruby red like an orange.

Does shovelling and salting a long sidewalk a littke at a time because the cup was too small and i could only carry the 50 lb bag of salt from the garage to the porch one time count? And then walked all over walmart to help my mom get groceries count

Hells Yes! All housework counts. In fact there hahas been so much written on the subject of how to housework your workout!

"Household Chores May Be Secret to Living Longer" in AARP (Sept. 2017)

"Creating the Ultimate Housework Workout" in The New York Times (Dec. 2012)

"The Housework Workout" in Parade (April 2013)

"How to get a decent workout while cleaning your house" published in various regional papers like The Spokesman-Review (Nov. 2023)

"Turn Housework Into a Workout" from CentraCare (March 2023)

Plus... B2 says so:

Yes it does

See?

Thanks.... i just cant count on people

Whispers: Bo digs 14 feet
Just in case you'd prefer being an only child for realz

He went to freezer camp not long after we got him

I am ded
Thank goodness I was sitting down
Freezer Cemp *wheezeGUFFAWchuckleSnicker*

Whem my nephew was a baby...he LOVED the geinch so i started calling meat roast beast and he would eat it

Long history of that sort of confuckery in our family. To this day I'm not clear why my sister's family ate so much "chicken"... but one day, suddenly, we could call it pork again.

I was involved in the sports business for years and it was a contrast between being sensible at tournaments and then going crazy at the tournament parties!

Like wrestlers after they've made weight and had the match. Look. Out. Mmm!

 

[Wonderer67]

Whichever one was/is more prone to burn to embers.

Eastern front or battle of the bulge?

Eastern Front, with maybe a T34 burned out hulk for added decoration.

T34/76 or a T34/85?

Tanks for Christmas!

It’s Christmas in Stalingrad!

https://imgur.com/a/sIVHGAQ

https://imgur.com/a/GiHW0eJ

https://imgur.com/a/YV7przL

 

[Wonderer67]

And tanks for the battle of the bulge!

https://imgur.com/a/IiLFuF3

 

[Adventurous_soul]

Happy Tuesday!!! Try not to suck all the good out of the day and leave some for the rest of us, hunh?

I’ll try my best to!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Tanks for Christmas!

It’s Christmas in Stalingrad!

https://imgur.com/a/sIVHGAQ

https://imgur.com/a/GiHW0eJ

https://imgur.com/a/YV7przL

Brilliant!!!


Fawkin Brilliant!!!!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I’ll try my best to!

We do appreciate it so.

 

[Wonderer67]

Sigh… my (soon to be ex) tenant has struck again.

It feels like a bad breakup…

Him:
I'm gonna need the rest of the week to clear out the building. Unfortunately, the dumpster filled up, and I need another 3 - 4 days to run stuff up to the dump. I would tell your new Tennant to start moving in Sunday if you want to be conservative. It won't be possible for me to clear it out while he is moving in, as we would be completely in each other's way.

Me:

I don’t know what you’ve been doing since August but get your fucking shit off of my property tomrrow. Pay me my back rent by 11:59 tomorrow plus half the fee for the dumpster ($275) for a total of $1,475. You’ve had 90 days notice and you’ve STILL gone over by a month because of your poor planning and any lack of concern for me.

I haven’t even factored in your back fee, which is well over $1000.

I’ve given you every break and been nice since day one. No more. It will be a long night for you.

This has to end. Today.