The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Missk_2022]

@Missk_2022 is giving me typing lessons!

Hey!?!

Just kidding... i admit my flaws

 

[Wonderer67]

The Traffic is HORRIBLE in that area. Im in a small town near the North East side of Lake St. Clair between Sarnia and Windsor.

I can’t imagine driving there. I’ll be using uber.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

A lawyer and two friends, a Rabbi and a Hindu holy man, had car trouble in the countryside and asked to spend the night with a farmer. The farmer said, “There might be a problem. You see, I only have room for two to sleep, one of you must sleep in the barn.” “No problem,” spoke the Rabbi. “My people wandered in the desert for forty years. I am humble enough to sleep in the barn for an evening.” With that he departed to the barn and the others bedded down for the night. Moments later a knock was heard at the door. The farmer opened the door, and there stood the Rabbi from the barn. “What’s wrong?” asked the farmer. He replied, “I am grateful to you, but I can’t sleep in the barn. There is a pig in the barn and my faith believes that is an unclean animal.” His Hindu friend agreed to swap places with him. But a few minutes late the same scene occurs. There is a knock on the door. “What’s wrong, now?” the farmer asked. The Hindu holy man replies, “I too am grateful for your helping us out, but there is a cow in the barn and in my country cows are considered sacred. I can’t sleep on holy ground!” Well, that leaves only the lawyer to make the change. He grumbled and complained, but went out to the barn. Moments later there was another knock on the farmer’s door. Frustrated and tired, the farmer opened the door, and there stood the pig and the cow.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

The Traffic is HORRIBLE in that area. Im in a small town near the North East side of Lake St. Clair between Sarnia and Windsor.

I grew up in Port Huron. You are really close.

 

[Missk_2022]

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Stay away from violent or angry beavers

Tweedle is gonna be shocked again

 

[AlexAtNight]

Stay away from violent or angry beavers

Tweedle is gonna be shocked again

"And how did you get your fingers bitten off, sir?"

"Tried to pet the violent and angry beaver..."

 

[Tweedledude]

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Isn't that true everywhere?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Okay, calling it a day. Mostly ready to hit the road to work manyana. I can hardly wait.

 

[AlexAtNight]

Okay, calling it a day. Mostly ready to hit the road to work manyana. I can hardly wait.

Gnight!

 

[RjR3_1954]

Hello everyone

Just a FYI...I'm moving to another house in Ohio, so I'm going to be offline for 3 or 5 days starting this coming Saturday.
See you next week...

 

[AlexAtNight]

Be safe and take care!

 

[likes2watchU]

Afternoon, spoonies...
check-in time...

Well we’re shooting up what’s left of last years pumpkin crop, so it should be inherently dangerous!

But no partying. Just shootin!

Yes... *laughs*
look, I get it. The number of times I do something I could use scissors to accomplish, but the big laser is juuuuust over there... not zero.

I have one of those lists, too, many pages long . . . .

Found my tribe!

Up. Coffee. All that to say, today ain't all that so far.

Hope you start feeling better soon!!

I’m going back to sleep

I'm sure that today will contain at least one nap.

Another consensus...

He doesnt meed to be brave... ethyl is i charge of that.... with tdk back up... hia job is to be sweet and compliant to the wishes of the girls

We're still talking about the cats, right?

I was planning on getting a few extra groceries but the roads are quite snow covered and slippery. I use consider it a challenge. Not anymore. I have food. And I don’t need to navigate around idiot drivers. So I am staying put until tomorrow.

Good plan

Good thinking. Stay safe.

Consensus - Agree !!

Today is a "slow children playing" zone here.

I prefer a "slow, children playing" zone but I catch your drift

I think it’s going to be a football hunker down day.

Lot of that going around from what I hear

I was in this huge Hyatt Hotel at O’Hare a few years ago. Parked at the bar with a G&T and a fresh plate of sushi dropped off. I see Joe moving with purpose towards the elevators. Dude’s in great shape still, not as tall as I pictured him as a kid.

This is a wonderful story IMO

Turns out he was seated right behind Wat.

Several times... I was sitting right next to the person having a routine conversation. It was the person I was meeting who recognized who was next to me.
Mostly retired pro athletes.
Last time was a several summers ago... was waiting for a sibling at the rooftop bar of a local hotel. Chatting away w/ the person on the barstool next to me. Just some guy to me - nice but unremarkable
Jack Morris

Knew a kinda crazy woman who told a tale of going to an event with her ex and they had two celebrity sorts there, Mickey Mantle and Sir Edmund Hilary. She bragged about getting Ed all to herself. They didn't know who he was/is.

Now that's a conversation!! I'd take a seat at that table - nothing against MM

Thanks L2!
Time off with my Goddess was wondermous!
I hope all is well with you and yours!
(That's how many pages back I am. )

That's okay - those pages will fill that time aboard that we don't mention... because it starts with Q IYKYK

Some of us are in touch with our "inner masochist."

I think today will be a slow day.

Hi all... not doing much

Heya Miss K! I am having a lazy day, as well

aproove

I have a great assistant.
Or maybe I’m her assistant.
I’m not sure how it works!
But either way, we’re actually an army of two!

I'd prefer that you keep your head on a swivel!

Oooooh, that kind of fieldwork?!?
Hells, yes then...
Swivel, swivel, swivel!

 

[AlexAtNight]

Funny you mention a dead spider... one got into the laser and vaporized... left a smear on one of the mirrors

 

[Nightbird]

I grew up in Port Huron. You are really close.

Yes I am.. Im about a 30 minute drive South of Sarnia..

 

[Missk_2022]

"And how did you get your fingers bitten off, sir?"

"Tried to pet the violent and angry beaver..."

I worked in the er... people do stupid things

 

[AlexAtNight]

I worked in the er... people do stupid things

The things you have seen. I really want to ask... but I wont make you relive the events.

 

[HumpDayHoratio]

That’s cool. The old cobras were so badass looking. Did you fly them? Or apaches? Both are badass.

I think the Merkava is diesel powered. It sure sounded like that in the video. I guess I could Google it, but it sounded like an old school diesel. The four of us are thinking about doing a boys weekend in Vegas. I think there’s a tank museum out there. Plus, we can shoot automatic weapons at some places, even though it’s really expensive.

We’ll see.

Um… Those hunting ladies are really beautiful! Super sexy!

AH-1 P’s/F’s/MCN (Modernized C-Nights—only fielded them in Korea…they had FLiR’s on them!).

I second the ladies…I go to put a pix in and then see them and it’s…all downhill from there!

 

[likes2watchU]

Why plow pumpkins into the ground when you can shoot them up and have some fun with your neighbors?

Plus this way, I can actually get the individual seeds and we could plant them properly.

Ain't no kill like overkill

I did the same. I had a rough night of sleep and was up twice for at least an hour.

But I went back to sleep around 6:30 and slept till almost 10!

I think it may be a bit backwards, but glad you got in a nappetizer

I think there’s a tank museum out there. Plus, we can shoot automatic weapons at some places, even though it’s really expensive.

Spendy AF... but fun, too?
This place in Vegas? You can shoot live rounds from their "tank"... but pricing starts at $999/person
Question: is that even a "tank"? looks wimpy - just sayin'
Bullets and Burgers

I can't imagine how much rice 5 cups would make.

Triple - 15 cups
Cooking for One has taught me the 1:3 ratio for rice

I haven't figured out how to get the old timey photo editor that used to come with MS Office back.

Hope you find a copy...
No idea if this is a safe site or even the software you referenced... you could end up downloading a hungry worm for all I know
Old Version - Paint.net Builds

We killed a bunch of pumpkins and a few old hubcaps we found on our mill. A fun day was had by all!

IDK why, but I always feel a bit sad for the hubcaps

@Oldermom935
Found these for ya!

Im mentally tired but doing ok.

Take care... tired is tired in my book

I could see my way clear to shopping at The Dirty Hoe . . . .

Couldn't we all?

Hey!?!
Just kidding... i admit my flaws

Superpower - I think you and @Wat_Tyler could freelance write for LOL Cats or those "Bad Text" memes

I can’t imagine driving there. I’ll be using uber.

My thoughts exactly. I don't have work travel so for me it's always vacation travel. Who wants all that added stress of driving in an unfamiliar and/or more metropolitan area when you're on vacation? Hard pass for me!

Isn't that true everywhere?

Definition: FAFO

Okay, calling it a day. Mostly ready to hit the road to work manyana. I can hardly wait.

Sleep well ... hope you feel gooderer enough in the morning for all the fuck weasels

Hello everyone

Just a FYI...I'm moving to another house in Ohio, so I'm going to be offline for 3 or 5 days starting this coming Saturday.
See you next week...

Hope the move goes well, Rj!!!

Funny you mention a dead spider... one got into the laser and vaporized... left a smear on one of the mirrors

3:20-3:47

 

[Missk_2022]

The things you have seen. I really want to ask... but I wont make you relive the events.

Well...
Some gross (guy went to fas station pit the nozzle through the window and lit a match. He was alive when he got to me only think not burned where genital and top of feet
Some funny..... like no sir no maam you didnt fall on the giant cucumber in your ass
Some medical miracles...getting people back when we thought no chamce
Some very sad
I delivered a baby in the bathroom in the middle of the night
Lots of crack heads
Lots of code pinks.AWFUL (children)
some funny tricks played on coworkers...grabbing someone when they pass by the morgue cart will always be funny
Luckily nurses compartmentalize a lot

 

[Missk_2022]

AH-1 P’s/F’s/MCN (Modernized C-Nights—only fielded them in Korea…they had FLiR’s on them!).

I second the ladies…I go to put a pix in and then see them and it’s…all downhill from there!

Pew pew

 

[Missk_2022]

Night all

 

[AlexAtNight]

Well...
Some gross (guy went to fas station pit the nozzle through the window and lit a match. He was alive when he got to me only think not burned where genital and top of feet
Some funny..... like no sir no maam you didnt fall on the giant cucumber in your ass
Some medical miracles...getting people back when we thought no chamce
Some very sad
I delivered a baby in the bathroom in the middle of the night
Lots of crack heads
Lots of code pinks.AWFUL (children)
some funny tricks played on coworkers...grabbing someone when they pass by the morgue cart will always be funny
Luckily nurses compartmentalize a lot

Ok, grabbing people by the morgue cart is choice... i love it

 

[AlexAtNight]

Night all

Gnight

 

[likes2watchU]

Luckily nurses compartmentalize a lot

Super Power

 

[likes2watchU]

Finally got one for that one conversation - oh, 20-some years ago