The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Wonderer67]

Just fucked... the ONLY reason they use lube is to get the sand to stick!
...and yes, you're exactly right on the HMFIC acronym!

Goddam it. I’m gonna be your guys foreman.

They better be payin ya 2-3x wages.

Cocksuckers.

 

[AlexAtNight]

Goddam it. I’m gonna be your guys foreman.

They better be payin ya 2-3x wages.

Cocksuckers.

I can jump in in a tech support capacity?

 

[Boat1]

Goddam it. I’m gonna be your guys foreman.

They better be payin ya 2-3x wages.

Cocksuckers.

Straight day rate, regardless of holidays or staying over...
It all balances out in the end, but I'm not joking one bit, when I tell you that I'm READY to go 28/28 instead of 28/14!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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[AlexAtNight]

Full throttle hurry up and wait, huh?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Goddam it. I’m gonna be your guys foreman.

They better be payin ya 2-3x wages.

Cocksuckers.

You should be the union rep.


I wanna be the F.I.S.T. part . . . but with a Little Sumfin Extra . . . .

 

[Wonderer67]

You should be the union rep.


I wanna be the F.I.S.T. part . . . but with a Little Sumfin Extra . . . .

Federated Interstate Truckers.

Great movie!

Or is it Fire Support Team.

Prolly the latter.

 

[likes2watchU]

Waves as you head back out. I just got up. No snow this am. Nothing that I could see. Drinking my first cup so not going back to bed.

Been up for a bit. Waiting for a haircut now. Light snow. Makes the roads greasy. More like skiing than driving at times. Good thing I take the quieter back roads.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Federated Interstate Truckers.

Great movie!

Or is it Fire Support Team.

Prolly the latter.

More like the clenched fingers holding the cudgel.

 

[AlexAtNight]

Been up for a bit. Waiting for a haircut now. Light snow. Makes the roads greasy. More like skiing than driving at times. Good thing I take the quieter back roads.

Stay safe out there. No illegal back flips or the like!

 

[likes2watchU]

I heard there was some fairly rough water out your way, maybe it was a post of yours but I think it was on the news. They warned boaters to stay off the water for the Gasparilla Parade. A little celebration in Tampa every year, a pirate invasion!

I recall mention of 14 foot swells waves a few billion posts back

Address:

Boat
Gulf of Mexico America whatever it is called

Just like Santa Claus

I haven't been since they had their last big book dump sale-for-cheap sale.

Those are some good sales!

With all due respect and with the fullest love in my heart, based on my experience, frozen-and-thawed "milk" no longer is and it should be poured out on the ground as an offering to the gods and begging their forgiveness and for them to remind us all never again to commit such abominations.

Noted! And with no surprise neither

I got tied into once by a feral Tom.

Once . . . .

All it takes is once
Unless you has The Dumbs

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Tired of the cold. It's not over yet.

There be sneaux in Weaseltown. Wat is off tomorrow anyway, so he won't hurry there on Tuesday morning.

 

[AlexAtNight]

Tired of the cold. It's not over yet.

There be sneaux in Weaseltown. Wat is off tomorrow anyway, so he won't hurry there on Tuesday morning.

Ditto

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[AlexAtNight]

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Plans A and B are flexible. Plan C is always "shivabitch"

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[likes2watchU]

Sugar
What!?!?!?!
Just kidd8ng...it is my vice

Yeah - prolly mine, too... I just eat it as carbs and make my body do the work changing it into sugar first.

Mother FUCKERS

agree!

I would have to cuddle...move over here i come....PUPPY PILE

I hear it's more effective if everyone's nekkie...
maybe @Wonderer67 knows if that's true?

Mother fucker

At least!

Delay a little more palatable... ot least ot osnt the proverbial pissing match that os keeping u from the goddess

That might require the fitting of some Cement Slippers *nods*
(Anyone else hear that as CEE-ment??)

Good morning denizens of the diner. Wow that was a lot to catch up on. Topics of discussion were everywhere so no summary.

My long time friend who had an accident with a tree he was trimming last week is still hurting. I have known him since college days.

Information was abundant from the breakfast meeting yesterday. My goodness can those two daughters talk!

Hey, B2... yep - was a smorgasboard of gaggle yesterday

Hope your friend is on the mend

Teen/Tween girls def have the Gift of Gab

We need a quickie-click puke emotie.

Well, you could program your keyboard for

Don't start no ess acsh and there won't be no eye tee.

I'm a need a translator here

The "milk" or the puke???

literal Toss Up

Milk .... i saw someone drunk eat their puje in the er.... it scarred me

I would puke so hard!

Jan was cute. Ish.
Mom was hotter.

Not a fan of BB or 8 is Enough
When BB was on air - there were 6 kids in the family. 3 girls, 3 boys
By the time 8 is Enough aired... there were 8 kids in the family

It had alcohol in it.

He was trying to be a Responsible Drinker and to get all the "good" out of it.

Still puking over here

Don't start no S H and there won't be no I T . . . .

Ohhhh... of course that's what it says

Gag

agree!

It was 55 and windy in Miami last night! . I froze my @$$ off! I get a little taste of warm today then back home to dig the tribe out…they’ll have cabin fever by then. I might better stay on tour!. A grumpy SWMBO is no fun.

55F above you say? Hmm, that's the start of Shorts Weather up here. All relative
Hope everyone stays warm and fights off the Cabin Fevers so SWMBO isn't too cranky

There were a lot of people boinking each other in that cast, but I think Greg and Mrs. Brady were a couple

Coulda called it Rumpy Pumpy

Stay safe out there. No illegal back flips or the like!

Aww, where's the fun in that?
How about a little donut? Or a fishtail?
Jk - home safe/sound... so boring

 

[likes2watchU]

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Word!

 

[Wonderer67]

Been up for a bit. Waiting for a haircut now. Light snow. Makes the roads greasy. More like skiing than driving at times. Good thing I take the quieter back roads.

Be careful!

 

[Wonderer67]

More like the clenched fingers holding the cudgel.

I just joined Küdgel.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Plans A and B are flexible. Plan C is always "shivabitch"

Shank-a-skank!!!

 

[likes2watchU]

Be careful!

Yes, dad
Home safe... car in garage... no fun close calls or scares

 

[Wat_Tyler]

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There is a decimal point missing from in front of the 2.

And maybe a 0 goes in between . . . .

 

[likes2watchU]

Plans A and B are flexible. Plan C is always "shivabitch"

Shank-a-skank

Hey, @Wonderer67 ... does Shank-a-skank open for shivabitch or is it the other way around?