The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[Wat_Tyler]

I tried and failed if it makes you feel better

Me, too.

Fuck censorship!!!

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I just love to antagonize the hapless!

Fuck 'em. They have it comin'.

 

[Oldermom935]

Morning everyone!

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Oldermom935]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Too bad about the eggs!

Actually, it was kind of funny. I was too Depression-era-raised to do things like heist eggs and egg cars and shit as a teen monster.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I'm turning 72 this month
i feel as old as it sounds

Oh my you youngsters

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Is there another kind???

Why yes, Muffin, there is. Are. More kinds.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Mourning? The lack of your imagination?

Figuring? How you got here?

You still haven't learned your punctuation lessons yet I'm afraid. Run along, little girl! This is the adult's playground!

Numbah Wun Engrish as 14th wangwidge.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I will hurt for him to breathe but it's so important to do so. You can advise him to hold a pillow tightly to his chest then deep breathe and cough. He can also exhale using pursed lips like he's going to blow up a balloon. These exercises will keep those little alveoli (air sacs) open. He should try to do at least 10 each hour.

Thank you. I will today.

 

[Oldermom935]

for you to bring your friends over their 50s to the house after a night of drinking and having fun with each other, only to find me totally naked lying in the hot tub playing with my tight pussy as I lay there with my eyes closed mourning as I'm figuring my tight pussy for all to see, with me totally unaware of you guys being there

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Mourning? The lack of your imagination?

Figuring? How you got here?

You still haven't learned your punctuation lessons yet I'm afraid. Run along, little girl! This is the adult's playground!

She was fishing for some old horny guys to pilfer their money. I am speculating but from experience. No they never got even a penny. I am not for sale nor that easy.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

I had another very productive day again! I FINALLY got the Christmas stuff down and packed away. Now, the boxes are just waiting for my helper to carry them downstairs where I'll tetris them into their closet under the stairs.

The village is still up. I'm not sure when it will come down.

Tomorrow is gym day. I missed last week as my trainer was ill with the flu. She's going to destroy me!

This tired girl is off to bed! See you later, spoonies! ️

You sleep as I start to awake. Enjoy your sleep.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Thank you OM for the coffee. Thanks Wat for your insight into the craziness of our world.

It’s a warming trend!. It’s starting at 20F and staying close to that all day. It’s a better grandpa taxi day.

Notice to all potential scammers and phishing idiots, you picked the wrong thread. Knives come out quickly. We show no mercy.

 

[Wonderer67]

That was a pretty blatant pass to you!

Rats! I always think I’m being clever and finding spots to be a sixth grader!

 

[Wonderer67]

Do you have a song about Phil?

Of course! That fuckin overgrown rat saw his shadow.

It’s a song of revenge I’m afraid!

 

[Wonderer67]

He was probably thankful you were easy!

I think it was the maid’s outfit that helped!

 

[subdudeme13]

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This really needs a caption.

 

[Oldermom935]

This really needs a caption.

Princess Caffeina !

 

[subdudeme13]

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Good one! I know her.

 

[subdudeme13]

I think it was the maid’s outfit that helped!

Oh no! Not the maids outfit again! MY EYES!