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Tired but caught up
@likes2watchU it is both easy and plentiful money. He has paid for a brand new, adjacent to top of the line 3d printer
Then milk that cow for all it's worth :LOL:;)
Call Wat...
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No! The ride is off!
(Storms off and slams door or knocks something over)
😂😂😂
Well! This is a fine How-do-you-do! :oops:
Poor little booty mcbootface had that.

He was such a good boy… they told us he had FL but we couldn’t resist him. 💔
I'm so glad you were in a position to give him a home. 🫂
My banks fraud department caught the suspicious activity and stopped the transaction.
Win Column! 🎉 Awesome that your bank caught it so early!!
You got that right. You can go faster but not stop faster. Laws of physics do not care if you’re ignorant of them.
That's a law thing. The Law doesn't care if you know it or not. Ignorance is no excuse and no defense.
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Beautiful!
BTW, during the snow, our birds returned to our feeders and the patio, as did the deer and bunnies!!!
We love getting to watch them!
I needcto go out and yet want to stay home too... everywhere i could go just seems far far far away

I wanr ro go to humane society and yet seems pointless
I hope you went for a little feline therapy... just hanging out with some other cool cats 🫂
We throw steel tip and soft tip at the local watering hole. Went up with the lads and a couple of their lovely ladies to throw a round of soft tip or two. I hit this Hat Trick (three bullseyes) but the last dart hit the double bull, bounced out and came to rest just as you see it! Even though it bounced out, the electronic board counted the hit!
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the fact that people like me can use the left rear turn signal to unlock the doors and start the cars,
What? What? What? What? What? :oops:
As the Tom Petty song goes…
“As we celebrate mediocrity all the boys upstairs want to see
How much you'll pay for what you used to get for free…there goes your freedom of choice…”
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Since there is no visual advantage, why is NBC potentially putting Olympic content behind a streaming paywall service?
Just go! You don't have to adopt anything!

Just go there to socialize the dogs and cats. They're usually happy to have volunteers spend time with the animals.
💯 agree 😻
We live in a rust belt. At 150K they're literally falling apart.
That's awful!
My mom's had a lot of rust... didn't affect the car, but her sump pump rusted out at half the average age.
I took a tumble ice dancing on the driveway last nite.
Oh, no! Are you okay? 🫂
Too much ice, too many falls
Parking lot of the place for lunch today? 95% thick, solid ice cover. Treacherous!
Been wound a bit tightly lately. Time to let that shit go . . . .
This gets better and better…

'Penis injection' claims in Winter Olympics ski jumping investigated by Olympic Committee
https://apple.news/AMjGhrXqJQaemcfoBtcDlWg
Still no castrati?? Try harder... sheesh :rolleyes: ;)
I was thinking about applying to foster...sort of like rent a cat
🤭 Just don't let them hear you call fostering "Rent-a-Cat" :ROFLMAO:
Then sieze it!
Just dont squeeze it
Hahaha
Don't tease it? 🤨
Then my wife and I picked up a rack indoor growing system. We have one already, but this is a much nicer and larger set up.
Nice! One of these days when a few other home projects are done I'd like to learn to grow my own indoor microgreens.
Decent day here, too. Got another dent made in Dr. Tyler's place. Starting to feel like Progress. Empty, a few repairs, paint, and put in on the market. Perhaps 2026 is the year to wrap all this Back East stuff and then resettle Out West.
2026... Year of our Wat... carpe annum
What if our kink is having our hand slapped? Do we still get our hand slapped?

*runs*
*Slaps your...* Wait? What?!? 🤭😏
Well that’s different! 😂
Hey!... no kink shaming... ;)
Don’t feel the pressure. Maybe just pick a point in time and start.
I keep thinking... four pages won't take that long. :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
Sometimes I just go "most recent page" amd then check if anyone quoted me
I tend to do that when I'm on vacation. I may need to shift my behavior when things get busy at home, too.
I’ve had a few ideas for sketches and I even submitted a tv idea to NBC several years ago. They had an online notes submission where they were looking for show ideas.

My show was gonna be called AL.
I'd watch that show
Morning everyone!
Morning @Oldermom935 !! Hope you slept well before starting your day. Thanks for the coffee.
Have a great day!
Comedy gold. God... I was 20 years out of the dating pool, and like... wow... I was so out of touch with how dating happened
So... there's a way to be... in touch with dating?
Tell me more :LOL:

On that note... I've got a date with my pillow
Sweet Dreams, spoonies
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I haveta agree. I don’t recall the actual incident, but it’s not what you (not you, K, but the original author) thinks is funny or appropriate. It’s how the receiver of the message takes it.

I know a thing or two about loneliness so I feel bad in a way, but when it’s brought about by one’s own actions… well… live and learn and be a man. And the gaslighting? I can’t feel bad at all.

But I wish that person luck. Maybe they’ll find what they are looking for someone else.

Overcoming lonely apartness is an Inside Job. The first step(s) to solving a "situation" is first to identify the issue and then to own the damned thing. Don't blame the planet for the results of your doings.
 
I mean, I feel like I have made a whooole bunch of innuendo jokes, a few of which I felt might have been a toe over the line if not right up to it... but also if someone said "hey, thats out of line," my response would be to apologize, course correct, and move on.

Anyway... my two cents no one asked for.

You came, you saw, you played ball..

Of course, you also seem to be a shitload smarter than the Average Bear, so there's that, too.
 
That sounds like fun!

I’ve had a few ideas for sketches and I even submitted a tv idea to NBC several years ago. They had an online notes submission where they were looking for show ideas.

My show was gonna be called AL. And it was semi autobiographical. A comedy about a veteran coming home to a divorce and navigating the world of corporate America (or working class America) and misadventures of reintegrating into dating.

That sounds like it could be very clever, done correctly.
 
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