The 50 Plus Cafe, Pub, All-Nite Greasy Spoon and Dive Bar

[B2fromA2looking4U]

Good morning denizens of the diner. The spring weather was a tease. It’s back to normal cold and windy this morning. It’s still better than January bitter cold.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Gail is a hOOr.

She has been known to blow.

It's the only way to keep her from talking incessantly and running her h000r mouth.

 

[B2fromA2looking4U]

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Dully noted.

Not duly. Or dually.

But dully.

Dooley.

 

[Wonderer67]

Good morning denizens of the diner. The spring weather was a tease. It’s back to normal cold and windy this morning. It’s still better than January bitter cold.

This man speaks the truth. Last night and today is our turn to get all the storms and bad weather.

warm this morning till the front moves thru.

Fuckin wind.

 

[Wonderer67]

Not the start to the day I wanted. Gale had blown our recycling bin over. Half an hour collecting plastic and cans off the highway! Grrrr

That is so annoying. Hate that…

 

[Wonderer67]

Make sure it’s after mosquito and “no-see-um” season. They are nasty. They will drive moose into the lake to get away from them.

Are no see um the black flies.

They suck.

Literally.

 

[Wonderer67]

I will also say, his Christmas album has been in the HDH household rotation since my earliest memories. Christmas ain’t Christmas without those songs. So there’s that….

Before Nashville turned into a shitty place, we used to go quite a bit. One place I would recommend is the RCA studio B tour. I think it’s part of the country in western Hall of Fame Museum.

Anyway, it’s where they recorded a lot of the old classic country tunes, including Elvis‘s famous Christmas album. The tour guide was awesome and told great stories about how that album and many other grades were recorded in that very studio.

My dad was a big Floyd Kramer fan, and somewhere on my phone I have a picture of the piano Floyd Kramer used to play, complete with cigarette burns when the musicians would put the cigarettes up on the piano while they played…

 

[Wonderer67]

Well kidz… play nice.

I am off To corporate, Zombieland.

See yaz later.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

This man speaks the truth. Last night and today is our turn to get all the storms and bad weather warm this morning till the front moves thru.

Fuckin wind.

Yep. Fecal Matter Weather is rolling in as Wat types.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Any house where you find a cigarette race track in the cultured marble top in the bathroom, you know a junkie used to live there.


Why they can't cook-n-spike at the kitchen table is beyond me.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Well kidz… play nice.

I am off To corporate, Zombieland.

See yaz later.

Be nice to the Poor Little Weasels.

 

[PersonalFavors]

Not the start to the day I wanted. Gale had blown our recycling bin over. Half an hour collecting plastic and cans off the highway! Grrrr

Thanks for that. Most of my neighbors don’t clean up after a gale or the recycle truck.

 

[Missk_2022]

How-EVAH…. This week has some pretty good posiltraction.

There’s still two days left.

My boss said she left me comments on an orientation booklet i made
They arent there and so my coworker is telling me she can see the test comment and how did i save it and where etc....
Well pumpkin i saved it in my drive because i dont want to share to one drive as a not completed document where everyone can see the errors
Why cant we just do it 1 way instead of this annoying fucking guessing game hit 60 buttons to figure it out bullshit....

 

[Missk_2022]

It's the only way to keep her from talking incessantly and running her h000r mouth.

Tell that cookie pit to shut its whore mouth

Or we will sick the anatolian turkmenstazi cat dog on em

 

[Wat_Tyler]

My boss said she left me comments on an orientation booklet i made
They arent there and so my coworker is telling me she can see the test comment and how did i save it and where etc....
Well pumpkin i saved it in my drive because i dont want to share to one drive as a not completed document where everyone can see the errors
Why cant we just do it 1 way instead of this annoying fucking guessing game hit 60 buttons to figure it out bullshit....

You mean, there's moowah???

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Tell that cookie pit to shut its whore mouth

Or we will sick the anatolian turkmenstazi cat dog on em

And Bo can tend to the leftovers.

 

[PersonalFavors]

It’s here now too. Steady wind. The 30mph gusts come in a different direction when we are under a raining cloud.
Just as good a reason to stay inside as avoiding the biting bugs of the DC summer.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I came to a point where I needed solitude and just stop the machine of 'thinking' and 'enjoying' what they call 'living', I just wanted to lie in the grass and look at the clouds.

~ Jack Kerouac

 

[Missk_2022]

And Bo can tend to the leftovers.

What leftovers.... they eat everything including femurs and teeth

 

[Wonderer67]

My boss said she left me comments on an orientation booklet i made
They arent there and so my coworker is telling me she can see the test comment and how did i save it and where etc....
Well pumpkin i saved it in my drive because i dont want to share to one drive as a not completed document where everyone can see the errors
Why cant we just do it 1 way instead of this annoying fucking guessing game hit 60 buttons to figure it out bullshit....

Like I said.

This weeks got some positracton.

And not in a good way.

 

[Wonderer67]

“So everyone knows that when you step on the gas, one tiah spins, the other tiah does nothin'…”

The lack of positraction (or a “limited slip differential”) (very accentuated air quotes here) is actually what this week has.

 

[mortis]

“So everyone knows that when you step on the gas, one tiah spins, the other tiah does nothin'…”

The lack of positraction (or a “limited slip differential”) (very accentuated air quotes here) is actually what this week has.

Makes me think of Marissa Tomei Sigh…great movie.


Lack of coffee this morning as I need to be fasting for my blood draw.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

What leftovers.... they eat everything including femurs and teeth

Crunching femurs is one thing, but the teeth are hard on their tiny digestive tracts.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Like I said.

This weeks got some positracton.

And not in a good way.

I think that we call that posisuction . . . .