SimonDoom
Kink Lord
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It could be worse...
We could be Cowboys fans.
No chance of that. Ever. My least favorite of all professional sports teams.
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It could be worse...
We could be Cowboys fans.
Good luck. I hope that anticipating all the problems will twist fate so they never happen.So starting my new-old job this morning. So one or more of the following will occur.
I will cut myself shaving.
One or more of the goats will escape while I'm feeding/watering this morning.
My car will have a flat tire or not start.
There will be an accident on the freeway and have a fourteen mile backup.
One of the dogs will be sick the minute I'm walking out the door.
I will find a stain on my pants from feeding the goats, just before leaving.
Because of the fourteen mile backup, will need to use the restroom immediately upon arriving.
Will get to the restroom and discover a tag or sticker on my new shirt that I did not see when dressing, but I know was obvious to everyone who saw me thus far.
Time to go. Wish me luck.
Good luck! And remember - it's the things you didn't foresee that will bite you in the assTime to go. Wish me luck.
it's the things you didn't foresee that will bite you in the ass
Good luck. I hope that anticipating all the problems will twist fate so they never happen.
Good luck! And remember - it's the things you didn't foresee that will bite you in the ass
Including one of the goats.
Best of luck, Rob!
Halloween is getting exhausting round here - over 50 rings on the doorbell in the last hour, probably a couple hundred kids. Not many treats left!
Ah, the young'uns have returned, to give out their lovingly-decorated cupcakes - and any loot they don't want!Turn out the lights. Nobody's home!
Halloween is getting exhausting round here - over 50 rings on the doorbell in the last hour, probably a couple hundred kids. Not many treats left!
I wrote a Halloween story about this area last year, the Ex Exorcism. This is a great place to party in the dark nights of autumn and winter. The story got trolled to obliteration and is just now coming back to life. A Shining example of why I don't do Halloween storiesSounds like the ideal place for ‘treat-or-tricking”, mind.
You left the balmy, comfortable plains of N Dakota for this?
Not a soul, living or dead, in my neighborhood. That means I can eat all the Almond Joy bars I want... except for that pesky diabetes thing...Mum and Dad reported they were inundated with kids from all over their community. Community defined as the whole damn town. They went through 500 candies last night.
Cheesies here. Gosh-darn those orange fingerprints!Not a soul, living or dead, in my neighborhood. That means I can eat all the Almond Joy bars I want... except for that pesky diabetes thing...