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Oh, sounds like we know some of the same women. Or the same types of women.
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You give me shivers with that, KQ. Long time ago I had a girlfriend who went bonkers on me in the same sort of way. There were times I'd go out to my car and find hypodermic needles in the tires. She also tried to run my fiancee off the road on an overpass. Four lawyers - including her own - suggested I hire a hitman. Horrible human being.
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MillieDynamite said:
Oh, sounds like we know some of the same women. Or the same types of women.
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There's definitely such people out there. Friend of mine got engaged to a woman and they went on a trip to their mutual home country to meet the parents and all - at which point her spoilt brat princess true colours came out and within two weeks he broke it off.

Long story short, she hired a hitman. Luckily the hitman was perfectly happy to take some extra money to not kill him but tell her he had, followed by telling the police about being hired for the purpose. I understand she and some of her family are now in jail and he's avoiding his birth country even more than he was previously.

Not that it's only women, by a long way. The tosser who used to lock up a friend's shoes so she couldn't escape him comes to mind. One night they stopped at a petrol station in a really dodgy bit of London and she made a run for it. He couldn't find her in the dark and rain. Luckily after an hour or so of walking barefoot she met an elderly couple walking their dog, who took her in and helped her sort her life out.

Sorry, that was depressing. I only meant to make a bad pun. May everyone's plot bunnies go forth and multiply in the new year!
 
"My husband sought to keep me barefoot and pregnant. Fortunately, he's an impotent prick and doesn't run very fast."
Kumquatqueen said:
There's definitely such people out there. Friend of mine got engaged to a woman and they went on a trip to their mutual home country to meet the parents and all - at which point her spoilt brat princess true colours came out and within two weeks he broke it off.

Long story short, she hired a hitman. Luckily the hitman was perfectly happy to take some extra money to not kill him but tell her he had, followed by telling the police about being hired for the purpose. I understand she and some of her family are now in jail and he's avoiding his birth country even more than he was previously.

Not that it's only women, by a long way. The tosser who used to lock up a friend's shoes so she couldn't escape him comes to mind. One night they stopped at a petrol station in a really dodgy bit of London and she made a run for it. He couldn't find her in the dark and rain. Luckily after an hour or so of walking barefoot she met an elderly couple walking their dog, who took her in and helped her sort her life out.

Sorry, that was depressing. I only meant to make a bad pun. May everyone's plot bunnies go forth and multiply in the new year!
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Kumquatqueen said:
There's definitely such people out there. Friend of mine got engaged to a woman and they went on a trip to their mutual home country to meet the parents and all - at which point her spoilt brat princess true colours came out and within two weeks he broke it off.

Long story short, she hired a hitman. Luckily the hitman was perfectly happy to take some extra money to not kill him but tell her he had, followed by telling the police about being hired for the purpose. I understand she and some of her family are now in jail and he's avoiding his birth country even more than he was previously.

Not that it's only women, by a long way. The tosser who used to lock up a friend's shoes so she couldn't escape him comes to mind. One night they stopped at a petrol station in a really dodgy bit of London and she made a run for it. He couldn't find her in the dark and rain. Luckily after an hour or so of walking barefoot she met an elderly couple walking their dog, who took her in and helped her sort her life out.

Sorry, that was depressing. I only meant to make a bad pun. May everyone's plot bunnies go forth and multiply in the new year!
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Asking for Angela at a bar or other venue and then the various country-specific / phone-specific silent calls to the police are each ways women can secretly ask for help.
 
So the end of the year is upon us and a new year beckons us. I hope the new year will be one that we all can enjoy!

I've got a fresh pot of coffee brewing and the teapot is hot. There are donuts and one last Yule logon the counter. Make sure to show up tonight when we break the bubbly out and watch the ball drop.

Meanwhile, I'll be over in the corner working on my story. As much as I want to get to Ray's next adventure, I think I've got another story I need to tell first. We'll see ...
 
Happy 2026 to you all, and may your story ideas explode like the fireworks all around me. Someone on the next street must have spent thousands on their rockets and fountains.
 
Happy new years everyone!

Has anyone else heard of the old superstition that whatever you're doing when the year ends, is what you'll spend most of the next year doing?

Question then becomes, do I want to end the year with sex or writing.
 
Yep. 40 minutes. No champagne, nor sparking apple juice. C and I will be toasting in the new year with adult chocolate milk, a/k/a Irish creme. Happy (and mellow) New Year, all.

May it be a damn sight better than 2025. Wow.
 
Left arm never was much good. Could guide, lift, hold, carry, position things and so on, but never do any kind of detail work with it.

Last couple of months it's been aggravating me. Shoulder pain sometimes that isn't too bad, but then a day or two later the wrist gets weird. Hurts like crazy, stiff, weak, can't hardly hold anything at all or turn a door knob. I work through it, flex it as far as it will go, take a pain pill and eventually it's OK again for a few days.

Been on about a week to ten day cycle of OK, not OK, OK, not OK
 
The new month of the new year will fully moon us twice. Once tomorrow night (99.8%) and again on the 31st (99.3%), but for some reason they're 'officially' putting that one in Feb.
 
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