The All New "Quotable" Blurt Thread...

[mcopado]

We hear interesting "snippets" of conversation all the time. Someone says something to us, or we overhear a bit of a conversation the next table over at lunch, that is so wonderful, cute, idiotic, sarcastic, mean, stupid, endearing, or just plain strange, yet wonderfully original, that we just want to share it with our "lit Buddy's." Or we come upon a line from another thread, that just has us rolling on the floor...

So now we have the opportunity, right here, right now, to pass it on....

Here's one....

"You're so fucking cute...I just want to fuck your brains out...while pinching your cheeks!"

Your turn!!!

 

[mcopado]

Fom a thread in AH;

Well, speaking of knowing shit...if you are writing about anal, you'd better.

 

[mcopado]

Found on another thread-

I want...someone to help me unbuckle my ankles... help! I'm stuck!!!!

 

[mcopado]

Best quote on a sig line...

I find that hard to believe, you're definately not dumb
and you've got the best nipples on lit. -- Clint Taurus

 

[mcopado]

Great line from Isolated Blurt Thread;

we humans are amazingly good to each other one-on-one. It's only when we get into large groups that we start acting like idiots.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

standing in line at the newstand this morning
"motherfucker was so damn stupid,he steals this car right?THEN he fuckin' HITS another car,THEN he jumps out of the stolen wrecked car IN traffic,and tries to run.THAT is how dumb he is<AND you want to have his baby?"

 

[mcopado]

standing in line at the newstand this morning
"motherfucker was so damn stupid,he steals this car right?THEN he fuckin' HITS another car,THEN he jumps out of the stolen wrecked car IN traffic,and tries to run.THAT is how dumb he is<AND you want to have his baby?"

LMAO....You win today's Prize!!!!!

http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/original/blue-ribbon.gif

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

LMAO....You win today's Prize!!!!!

http://www.mediabistro.com/unbeige/original/blue-ribbon.gif

what is today's prize?

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

oh.hehhe..BLUE RIBBON!YYIIPIIE!It goes in my trophy case..

 

[MarkSand]

And here I thought I was going to be the winner! I've never been a 1,000,000th customer

 

[mcopado]

what is today's prize?

erm...sorry, this is a very no frills operation....the blue ribbon is the prize....

 

[mcopado]

From "Isolated Blurt Thread"

If you live alone, and you wake up at 6:40 a.m., and you fall into the toilet because the seat's up, it's your own damn fault and you probably shouldn't be telling everyone else you did something that stupid.

 

[mcopado]

Stolen from another thread (written by one of the sweetest people on LIT no less )

I am so going to hell just to get lakeside seats for when they start toasting your whiny, snappy, rude, lying ass in the Lake of Fire.

 

[alisonwunderlnd]

In line today to buy a drink
drunk girl"yeah,but i smoke NEWPORTS
drunk guy with a hat"yeah"
drunk guy with yellow shirt"You should not oughtta smoke though"
drunk girl"fuck you"
Yellow shirt"no,,give your troubles and shit to the LORD"
drunk girl"I would rather smoke a blunt"
hat guy"yeah"
yellow shirt" I need more than a six pack now.and Hennesy,and black n mild.I need some big ass chips"
hat"yeah"
girl"what?"
yellow shirt"did i ever tell you I got shot in the face at work?"

 

[mcopado]

I got one, I got one!!!!!!!!!!!! From ABC's of Sex Words!!!

Been waiting for this one!!!

nipple
(as in, can you kiss mine...in a non-sexual way of course, because it hurts, i think I clamped it too hard )

 

[mcopado]

Conversation that just occurred on chat with my sweetie..

Her: "Oh No! Fuck! Shit! NOOOOOO!"

Me: *panicky sounding* "Honey what's wrong?"

Her: "I just rolled onto my tube of KY!"