the "ask crazychemgirl a question" thread

[goldytheGoldfish]

I can’t believe this is a genuine question

Do you like titties and Jeeps?

 

[DrHappy]

Okay, Crazychemgirl, I have a question for you. It’s unusual, so be prepared!

Using flavor balancing culinary rules for dish preparation, what foods would best compliment cum?

People complain about the taste of cum, and it seems a shame that someone hasn’t come up with a successful food pairing that results in a treat that people highly value. There are many foods, such as cocoa powder, cumin, oregano, and other savory seasonings that are nasty by themselves, but are delicious when paired with appropriate matching foods. I have this humorous vision of couples reaching for a glass of
Sauvignon blanc with one hand, and dipping an herb cracker into a bodily crevice with the hand followed by topping their cracker with a thin slice of olive. I don't know if that would work, but it makes me laugh.

I’ve seen porn videos where people add cum to a variety of foods (coffee, ice cream, etc…), but the quality of the resulting culinary experience doesn’t seem to be a significant factor at all in their food choices. I haven’t tried cum with coffee or ice cream, but my intuition says that those foods were not optimal choices for flavor in the final product.

There was a book published a several years back that gave recipes for food with cum, but I got the impression that it was mostly for shock value with some emphasis on visual effects, and little to no emphasis on the resulting flavors.

I would be interested in your reasoning at least as much as your final answer. Do you have any culinary experiences with cum that you would be willing to share?

I hope that you are entertained rather than grossed out by this topic.

 

[MissLabelled]

If I got struck by lightning and survived, would I store enough electricity to power up my vibrators while using them?

 

[Drizdart]

Late to the Q & A process .... but one thing on my mind that you may have insight on ...

What chemicals and their concentration would be best to facilitate healing and bone remodeling after a hip replacement?

 

[crazychemgirl]

Sorry all .., been neglecting this thread. Give me some time and I will reply.

 

[DirkCamacho]

What is the scientific definition of "some" time?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Why does this cat continually want to sit/walk on the keyboard???

 

[HarryHill]

You used why and cat in the same sentence.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I suck at checking this thread

 

[SmokingFap]

I suck at checking this thread

You're a busy gal, we get it. May have some catching up to do, though.

 

[Hardguy6]

Chemgirl:

Why is it that I would rather carry on a conversation with the south end of a north bound cow than talk to most people?

 

[thør]

I suck at checking this thread

Maybe, it's just not that important.....

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The south end of a north-bound cow is more intelligent than the majority of people I have the misfortune of "meeting."


Sorry, CCG, but it begged an answer.

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

@crazychemgirl, what is the ideal birthday for you?

 

[Qky75]

Thank you @OrdinaryPerson for opening my eyes to the myriad of threads started by ccg. Oh...umm form a question do this post is relevant.... Oh! Who knew?!?

 

[crazychemgirl]

@crazychemgirl, what is the ideal birthday for you?

I’ve been trying to get this thread moved to the playground….

If you could make that happen I’d send YOU boobs

 

[Wat_Tyler]

I’ve been trying to get this thread moved to the playground….

If you could make that happen I’d send YOU boobs

Powers that Wat doesn't have.


Were I you, I'd ask the PG mod.

 

[crazychemgirl]

Powers that Wat doesn't have.


Were I you, I'd ask the PG mod.

Lol I did.

 

[LoneMilf]

Why not just start a new one in the Playground? This one seems to have died anyway..

 

[OrdinaryPerson]

I’ve been trying to get this thread moved to the playground….

If you could make that happen I’d send YOU boobs

Offer accepted! I will see what I can do

 

[Wriggle]

I’ve been trying to get this thread moved to the playground….

If you could make that happen I’d send YOU boobs

Same offer for me?
Because you know the mod crushes on me.

 

[Bry1313]

Same offer for me?
Because you know the mod crushes on me.

 

[HarryHill]

Can you send me a pint of acetic acid?

 

[ToPleaseHim]

Bump

@crazychemgirl

 

[kathyisgr65]

I have a question for u missy...
Are they still teaching kids "new math"