The Bachelor/ette's Homemaker's Lessons

[dolf]

Bachelor cooking is a matter of attitude. If you think of it as setting fire to things and making a mess, it's fun. However, it's not so great if you think of it as dinner . . .

Nomenclature is an important part of bachelor cooking. If you call it "Italian cheese toast," it's not disgusting to have warmed-over pizza for breakfast.

LMFAO!
xx

 

[rosco rathbone]

I pulled a typical move today. All I had in the refridgeration unit was 2 stale bagels and a bottle of tobasco sauce. I put the latter on the former and voila, stale bagels with tobasco sauce. Not too bad if starving.

 

[Kajira Callista]

I pulled a typical move today. All I had in the refridgeration unit was 2 stale bagels and a bottle of tobasco sauce. I put the latter on the former and voila, stale bagels with tobasco sauce. Not too bad if starving.

bad bad uncle rosco

 

[silver_inari]

I pulled a typical move today. All I had in the refridgeration unit was 2 stale bagels and a bottle of tobasco sauce. I put the latter on the former and voila, stale bagels with tobasco sauce. Not too bad if starving.

It's at that point that I usually go out for dinner....

 

[rosco rathbone]

No, I was hongry RIGHT THEN.

 

[sincerely_helene]

I pulled a typical move today. All I had in the refridgeration unit was 2 stale bagels and a bottle of tobasco sauce. I put the latter on the former and voila, stale bagels with tobasco sauce. Not too bad if starving.

Bachelor/ette tip of the day: If the cheese is moldy enough, you won't even notice the taste of the stale bread. Apply butter generously. Note* In the common absense of butter, substitute with congealed ketchup particles and a half pickle. Barbeque sauce optional, (depending on degree of drunkeness.)

 

[Sir_Winston54]

Bachelor/ette tip of the day: If the cheese is moldy enough, you won't even notice the taste of the stale bread. Apply butter generously. Note* In the common absense of butter, substitute with congealed ketchup particles and a half pickle. Barbeque sauce optional, (depending on degree of drunkeness.)

helene, there's a department of gastroenterology that's trying to get in touch with you... they want to use you for a test subject....

 

[sincerely_helene]

helene, there's a department of gastroenterology that's trying to get in touch with you... they want to use you for a test subject....

Just one of many departments.

 

[silver_inari]

Bachelor/ette tip of the day: If the cheese is moldy enough, you won't even notice the taste of the stale bread. Apply butter generously. Note* In the common absense of butter, substitute with congealed ketchup particles and a half pickle. Barbeque sauce optional, (depending on degree of drunkeness.)

I generally find that if I toast stale bread, i no longer mind if it is stale....

 

[Kajira Callista]

now we are making crutons?

 

[Sir_Winston54]

now we are making crutons?

Oh, good! I'm out of crackers, and I want 'mater soup tomorrow for lunch. So now I can have croutons with it instead!

 

[sincerely_helene]

Yes, toasting and grilling works wonders, but Rosco's hungry NOW!

 

[silver_inari]

now we are making crutons?

as long as there is olive oil to fry them in, and oregano and basil for them...and a bit of garlic powder..

 

[Sir_Winston54]

as long as there is olive oil to fry them in, and oregano and basil for them...and a bit of garlic powder..

Hmmm... another Italian in the mix?

 

[silver_inari]

Hmmm... another Italian in the mix?

*heehee* married to one, vastly interested in the cuisine and the language. Haven't found the money for classes yet on the language, but i cook very well. So i've got the cuisine down...

 

[Kajira Callista]

*heehee* married to one, vastly interested in the cuisine and the language. Haven't found the money for classes yet on the language, but i cook very well. So i've got the cuisine down...

eh...you dont need classes, just come ova here on a sunday.

 

[silver_inari]

eh...you dont need classes, just come ova here on a sunday.

Be careful....for the next two weeks my dom is gone, so I'm terribly lonesome (and it is tough to cook for one...i like to cook for many when i do cook). I might show up looking pathetic (think puss in boots' big eyes n shrek 2) and lonely needing dinner...

 

[Kajira Callista]

Be careful....for the next two weeks my dom is gone, so I'm terribly lonesome (and it is tough to cook for one...i like to cook for many when i do cook). I might show up looking pathetic (think puss in boots' big eyes n shrek 2) and lonely needing dinner...

you already know...that is not a problem in an italian household ever.

 

[navarre]

you already know...that is not a problem in an italian household ever.

Having grown up in an area that was 60% Italian I so miss the cooking.

 

[silver_inari]

you already know...that is not a problem in an italian household ever.

*remembers how her mother in law cooks*

Very true...very true.

Damn!! Now I'm hungry! I think I'll have to go for Italian tomorrow...I have some killer places near me.

 

[Kajira Callista]

Having grown up in an area that was 60% Italian I so miss the cooking.

you can all come over

 

[silver_inari]

you can all come over

Dinner at your place....

I'll bring the wine...

 

[Kajira Callista]

Dinner at your place....

I'll bring the wine...

 

[silver_inari]

so got a good spaghetti and meatballs recipe?

I'll trade my gumbo recipe for it....

 

[Netzach]

I pulled a typical move today. All I had in the refridgeration unit was 2 stale bagels and a bottle of tobasco sauce. I put the latter on the former and voila, stale bagels with tobasco sauce. Not too bad if starving.

This was my refrigerator. Then I moved to flyover land and now I buy enough groceries for the nuclear meltdown.