LITEROTICA PODCAST
LIT CAMS (200 Free Tokens)ADULT TOYSVOD MOVIES

The Bears Den

Status
Not open for further replies.
Puddin36 said:
Hello there bra_man69. Nice to see you again. Hope all is well with you. Ty for the kisses and rose.


{{{{{{{{{{{MaryBears}}}}}}}}}}}}} So sorry to hear about your long day at the ER. You must be worn out after everything that happened to you today. Sure hope that you can get in to see your regular physician tomorrow. Sending lots of hugs and prayers your way.


Warm Snuggles to all,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Puddin
Click to expand...

Good morning {{{{{{{{{Puddin}}}}} So good to see you!!! Hope your day is a great one!!!!
 
Missingmeds said:
You will continue to have my prayers MaryBears.
Click to expand...


Good morning Missing ~ Hope you have a terrific Tuesday!!! Yes the thoughtds and prayers are so important!!!! They are so powerful!!!
 
Blue Dolphin said:

{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}}}}

I hope your situation improves dramaticaly toady love
take care, and get well
:kiss: :rose: :rose:
Click to expand...



Good morning {{{{{{BD}}}}}} Have a great day. Maybe I'll be over to your place later, that was quite a day yesterday!!!
 
Missingmeds said:
Here's a chuckle for everyone this morning.



How come when you mix water and flour together

you get glue..

and then you add eggs

and sugar...

and you get cake?

Where did the glue go?




NEED AN ANSWER?

scroll down...some more.








You know darned well where it went!

That's what makes the cake...
Stick to your BUTT
Click to expand...


LMAO!!!!! That is it!!! Thanks for leaving that. :D
 
catsr2wild said:
Mary...Shreik told me the news before I even got my coat off this a.m. Wish we were closer to lend a helping hand...if thereis anything we can do please let us know, I will keep you in my thoughts and prayers..(((((hugs))))


Hey everybody else... hope today is a good day for all of you. I will try to keep checking back in as long as I am awake...Kayte that was good (back of a smiley) and Missing I knew there was a reason it kept finding me....catch you all later.....(((((((hugs))))))))
Click to expand...


Good morning {{{{cats}}}}} Glad you enjoyed the smiley!!!

Hope you have a tremendous Tuesday!!!
 
Pun...........

Pun With Monks

Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbles across a monastery and requests shelter there. Fortunately, she's just in time for dinner and was treated to the best fish and chips she's ever had.

After dinner, she goes into the kitchen to thank the chefs.

She is met by two brothers, "Hello, I'm Brother Michael, and this is Brother Charles."

"I'm very pleased to meet you. I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner. The fish and chips were the best I've ever tasted. Out of curiosity, who cooked what?"

Brother Charles replied, "Well, I'm the fish friar."

She turns the other brother and says, "Then you must be...?"

"Yes, I'm the chip monk."
 
great ones thanks welcum home Mary dear was worried about you call that Dr asap baby
 
shhhh, I'm in bed sleeping...really

had to share this one.....

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a woman
>>may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of
>>6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
>>ascends the flights.
>>
>>There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
>>choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back
>>down except to exit the building.
>>
>>So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first
>>floor the sign on the door reads:
>>
>>Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
>>
>>The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my
>>last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
>>
>>The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
>>
>>The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further
>>up?" And up she goes again.
>>
>>The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and
>>are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's
>>upstairs?"
>>
>>The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
>>extremely good looking and help with the housework.
>>
>>"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further
>>up!" And again she heads up another flight.
>>
>>The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
>>extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic
>>streak.
>>
>>"Oh, mercy me! But just think ... what must be awaiting me further on?"
>>
>>So up to the sixth floor she goes.
>>
>>The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to
>>this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
>>proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at
>>Husband Mart and have a nice day.
 
Re: shhhh, I'm in bed sleeping...really

catsr2wild said:
had to share this one.....

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a woman
>>may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of
>>6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
>>ascends the flights.
>>
>>There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
>>choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back
>>down except to exit the building.
>>
>>So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first
>>floor the sign on the door reads:
>>
>>Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
>>
>>The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my
>>last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
>>
>>The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
>>
>>The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further
>>up?" And up she goes again.
>>
>>The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and
>>are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's
>>upstairs?"
>>
>>The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
>>extremely good looking and help with the housework.
>>
>>"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further
>>up!" And again she heads up another flight.
>>
>>The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
>>extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic
>>streak.
>>
>>"Oh, mercy me! But just think ... what must be awaiting me further on?"
>>
>>So up to the sixth floor she goes.
>>
>>The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to
>>this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
>>proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at
>>Husband Mart and have a nice day.
Click to expand...

ROFL

love it cats
ty for sharing
 
Re: shhhh, I'm in bed sleeping...really

catsr2wild said:
had to share this one.....

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a woman
>>may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of
>>6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
>>ascends the flights.
>>
>>There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
>>choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back
>>down except to exit the building.
>>
>>So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first
>>floor the sign on the door reads:
>>
>>Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
>>
>>The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my
>>last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
>>
>>The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
>>
>>The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further
>>up?" And up she goes again.
>>
>>The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and
>>are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's
>>upstairs?"
>>
>>The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
>>extremely good looking and help with the housework.
>>
>>"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further
>>up!" And again she heads up another flight.
>>
>>The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
>>extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic
>>streak.
>>
>>"Oh, mercy me! But just think ... what must be awaiting me further on?"
>>
>>So up to the sixth floor she goes.
>>
>>The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to
>>this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
>>proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at
>>Husband Mart and have a nice day.
Click to expand...

I wouldnt say they are impossible to please, maybe very difficult :D
 
Re: shhhh, I'm in bed sleeping...really

catsr2wild said:
had to share this one.....

A store that sells husbands has just opened in Dallas, TX where a woman
>>may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is comprised of
>>6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper
>>ascends the flights.
>>
>>There is however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may
>>choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back
>>down except to exit the building.
>>
>>So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband. On the first
>>floor the sign on the door reads:
>>
>>Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
>>
>>The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my
>>last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?" So up she goes.
>>
>>The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
>>
>>The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further
>>up?" And up she goes again.
>>
>>The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and
>>are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's
>>upstairs?"
>>
>>The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
>>extremely good looking and help with the housework.
>>
>>"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further
>>up!" And again she heads up another flight.
>>
>>The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are
>>extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic
>>streak.
>>
>>"Oh, mercy me! But just think ... what must be awaiting me further on?"
>>
>>So up to the sixth floor she goes.
>>
>>The sixth floor sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to
>>this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
>>proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at
>>Husband Mart and have a nice day.
Click to expand...


LMAO!!!!!! That is great one!!!!!
 
Re: Re: shhhh, I'm in bed sleeping...really

Palleon said:
I wouldnt say they are impossible to please, maybe very difficult :D
Click to expand...


Thank you Pall. We just have specific 'tastes'. ;)
 
Re: Re: Re: shhhh, I'm in bed sleeping...really

kayte said:
Thank you Pall. We just have specific 'tastes'. ;)
Click to expand...

My goal in life is to please you ladies
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: shhhh, I'm in bed sleeping...really

Blue Dolphin said:
OK love
no more
:) :rose: :kiss:
Click to expand...


ooops!!! I didn't mean that darlin!!!!! :(
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: shhhh, I'm in bed sleeping...really

kayte said:
ooops!!! I didn't mean that darlin!!!!! :(
Click to expand...



some American phrases confuse me love
its OK
more cummin


 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: shhhh, I'm in bed sleeping...really

Blue Dolphin said:


some American phrases confuse me love
its OK
more cummin
Click to expand...


Sorry love.

That *spew alert* is a joking phrase indicating that I better not have been drinking anything as the post opened up. It may be all over the monitor screen then... :D
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Similar threads

L
✨Highlights and Bombshells💥
48 49 50
Replies
1K
Views
55K
Mrtenant
Mrtenant
SevMax2
Uncle Max's Sex-Positive Emporium
Replies
1
Views
1K
CEOescape
CEOescape
YourGentleDom
The Contradictions of BDSM: Open, As Long As You Don’t Deviate ?
2
Replies
43
Views
3K
kathyisgr65
kathyisgr65
ToPleaseHim
Are we dating the same guy FB groups
2
Replies
32
Views
3K
ericalauren
ericalauren
SevMax2
Uncle Max's Sex-Positive Emporium
Replies
0
Views
703
SevMax2
SevMax2
Back
Top