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bra_man69 said:
i think i kicked a bees box in which it fell over :eek:


Well all I can say is this.....I don't take sides.....And I don't want any arguements in my thread please.....and they come in here too.....So all I am asking is that everyone respect everyone please.


And as I stated earlier....I am in my own floaty world tonight....I am not feel good is the reason....I had that fall a week ago and I have infection in my body and was told that I might have to have an IV so that will mean a hospital stay....and I don't know anything until I call my dr tomorrow...Sorry to unload this on you but wanted to explain why i am in this mood:(
 
No problem Mary dear you just well soon so we can play. hope you get better real soon.
 
Shreik said:
No problem Mary dear you just well soon so we can play. hope you get better real soon.


Thanks Shreik.....and I hope to get well....this null aching pain is driving me batty
 
would be a very short drive for me good night rest well i'm going to bed now
 
Calling it a Day......

Good morning everyone!!! Have a grand and glorious day. Just a tiny chuckle.....

Calling It a Day

God: "Whew, I just created a 24-hour period of alternating light and darkness on earth."

Angel: "Oh yeah? What are you going to do now?"

God: "I think I'll call it a day."
 
"In Honor of Stupid People"

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Damn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to(maybe even chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all need
to smile every once in a while.
 
Good Morning everybody....((((Mary))))I hope everything is ok... I was afaid that would happen. Your immune system is weakened from all your other problems.. Shreik and I will keep you in our thoughts and prayers...(((kayte))) how wonderful to see you this fine a.m. I needed some comedy before bed...(((hugs))) to everybody and hope I make it back later today...I'm a little late gettting to bed...hehehehe
 
MaryBears said:
Well all I can say is this.....I don't take sides.....And I don't want any arguements in my thread please.....and they come in here too.....So all I am asking is that everyone respect everyone please.


And as I stated earlier....I am in my own floaty world tonight....I am not feel good is the reason....I had that fall a week ago and I have infection in my body and was told that I might have to have an IV so that will mean a hospital stay....and I don't know anything until I call my dr tomorrow...Sorry to unload this on you but wanted to explain why i am in this mood:(


Giving {{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}}} lots of gentle hugs. You are in my prayers darling. :kiss:
 
((((mary)))) I hope you get to feeling better and the drugs kick in so you dont have to go to the hospital.
 
((((((((((((((Hugs to Everyone)))))))))))))))))))) :kiss:


Update
I called my doctors office....they was to busy to fit me in....so they told me to go to the ER.....Since I don't drive....I am waiting on my parents to get here to take me.....I will let you know what is happening as soon as I possibly can......Thanks so very much for all the concerns, hugs, kisses, prayers (i need those more than anything) and very kind words.

 
The best thing is to get to a Dr and get well, we are all thinking about you
 
Palleon said:
The best thing is to get to a Dr and get well, we are all thinking about you



Thanks Pall :kiss: I will do my best so I can cum watching you strip...even maybe particapate;)
 
Mary I hope you don't mind but I copied and pasted your post with the update down in the Ohioians for sex thread. That way you don't have to worry about it.
 
MaryBears said:
Thanks Pall :kiss: I will do my best so I can cum watching you strip...even maybe particapate;)

The strip you saw was my 1st, it may be awhile before I do another.
 
MaryBears said:
((((((((((((((Hugs to Everyone)))))))))))))))))))) :kiss:


Update
I called my doctors office....they was to busy to fit me in....so they told me to go to the ER.....Since I don't drive....I am waiting on my parents to get here to take me.....I will let you know what is happening as soon as I possibly can......Thanks so very much for all the concerns, hugs, kisses, prayers (i need those more than anything) and very kind words.



{{{{{{{{{{{{Mary}}}}}}}}} :kiss: yes, you are in my prayers sweetie.
 
Palleon said:
The strip you saw was my 1st, it may be awhile before I do another.


Good morning {{{{Pall}}}} Quite an AV today.

Now, what is this about it being awhile before you perform at BD's place again?
 
kayte said:
Good morning {{{{Pall}}}} Quite an AV today.

Now, what is this about it being awhile before you perform at BD's place again?

Im like you, I dont mind getting brought in but it is hard for me to write material. The one I did was a story I shared with someone else and I changed it to make it a strip. That way I didnt have to think too hard lol
 
Palleon said:
Im like you, I dont mind getting brought in but it is hard for me to write material. The one I did was a story I shared with someone else and I changed it to make it a strip. That way I didnt have to think too hard lol


Maybe some day for both of us!! :cool:
 
Palleon said:
Im like you, I dont mind getting brought in but it is hard for me to write material. The one I did was a story I shared with someone else and I changed it to make it a strip. That way I didnt have to think too hard lol


hmmmmmmm.........then right a story for me.......:devil:
 
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