The biggest mistake you'll ever make during sex...
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Goldie Munro
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Huckleman2000 said:
Never heard of him even after looking at the link - but I get the picture!
Mistake during sex? Moi? Never!
OhMissScarlett
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I too forgot to remove my insanely large dildo before sex. I never knew this was so common and error. 
Usually guys are asking me to remove it after sex, not before.
Usually guys are asking me to remove it after sex, not before.
LorriLove
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OhMissScarlett said:I too forgot to remove my insanely large dildo before sex. I never knew this was so common and error.
Usually guys are asking me to remove it after sex, not before.
never had that problem darling, they don't make one big enough to stay in me, just fall out under gravity
pop_54
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LorriLove said:never had that problem darling, they don't make one big enough to stay in me, just fall out under gravity
You still do your party piece then Lorri, pull your lips over your head and vanish up your own..................................
*Running for cover*
LorriLove
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pop_54 said:You still do your party piece then Lorri, pull your lips over your head and vanish up your own..................................
*Running for cover*
just wait til i get my hands on you pops
i'll show you how big it is when i hoover you upOhMissScarlett
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LorriLove said:never had that problem darling, they don't make one big enough to stay in me, just fall out under gravity
For real? Have you tried looking where they also sell outboard motors?
LOL.Thanks Pop, this av represents the real ass smackin' Miss Scarlett.
Goldie Munro
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doormouse said:
LOL - I was kinda thinking the same!
Edward Teach
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Goldie Munro said:Never heard of him even after looking at the link - but I get the picture!
Mistake during sex? Moi? Never!
Never made a mistake, Goldie, or too occupied to notice?
Stup Dity
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you go to hard and your girlfriend sues you for greivous bodily harm
thebullet
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You guys are all pikers. Small potatoes (is that with an 'e' or not?)
I was double dating at a drive-in movie. The other couple ran off to the refeshment stand. My girlfriend immediately went for my belt.
"I'm so horny", she said. "I need to get laid."
I said, "BBBBut I don't have any rubbers with me!"
As she was pulling off her panties she said, "Fuck the rubbers."
I was sitting in the back seat of the car. She climbed on board and humped me for dear life. She was on top. That put the final decision about aborting the mission into her hands, so to speak. We were rushing toward mutual climax. I had the presense of mind to say "Pull Off!!"
But my girlfriend had no intention of pulling off. She was slamming into me and we both exploded together. With her last thrust she was grinding our pubic bones together while sticking her tongue down my throat.
She pulled off and slipped her panties back on just as the other couple came back with their popcorn.
A month later I learned for the first time that one should not drink and fuck. (I re-learned that lesson a while later, but that's another story.)
The result of my little 'mistake' is now 36 years old and living in Atlanta.
I was double dating at a drive-in movie. The other couple ran off to the refeshment stand. My girlfriend immediately went for my belt.
"I'm so horny", she said. "I need to get laid."
I said, "BBBBut I don't have any rubbers with me!"
As she was pulling off her panties she said, "Fuck the rubbers."
I was sitting in the back seat of the car. She climbed on board and humped me for dear life. She was on top. That put the final decision about aborting the mission into her hands, so to speak. We were rushing toward mutual climax. I had the presense of mind to say "Pull Off!!"
But my girlfriend had no intention of pulling off. She was slamming into me and we both exploded together. With her last thrust she was grinding our pubic bones together while sticking her tongue down my throat.
She pulled off and slipped her panties back on just as the other couple came back with their popcorn.
A month later I learned for the first time that one should not drink and fuck. (I re-learned that lesson a while later, but that's another story.)
The result of my little 'mistake' is now 36 years old and living in Atlanta.
EmeraldKitten
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Hehehe. What a funny little thread.
Apparently....
The lesbian porn my brother stashed in my room didn't go down well with the guy that I invited in.
LMFAO!!!!!
Apparently....
The lesbian porn my brother stashed in my room didn't go down well with the guy that I invited in.
LMFAO!!!!!
Belegon
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EmeraldKitten said:Hehehe. What a funny little thread.
Apparently....
The lesbian porn my brother stashed in my room didn't go down well with the guy that I invited in.
LMFAO!!!!!
see, that would just make me MORE interested...
the game gave me mistaking super glue for lube...
in real life(the truth!): my first time (and hers), the pillow slipped out from behind her head and she got knocked against the headboard three times before I realised I should stop...
she must have forgiven me, we stayed together for another year after that...she was a great gal but I haven't seen her in almost 20 years. feeling old now. off to bed.
