Types of commenters

[lovecraft68]

The Fluffer-These folks are not readers, nor are they authors commenting on other authors stories* (but see the footnote below). This individual replies to every single comment their story receives and by doing so falsely pads their stats and pushes them up into the recent activity searches. You see a story that has 40 comments and you think wow, then you go and see twenty are theirs.

*-This type at times also benefits from the forum fiver and by the time those and the authors comments are removed the total of organic comments is far less than the overall total.

 

[MaudeBlack]

Love this thread.

The 'Bless you, little woman.'
Usually nitpicks on typo's, proofreading or story mechanics (usually angry at funny female characters).
Tells me that he understands I'm trying my best with my little woman brain, but can't let my errors go unpunished. He is obligated, no, duty bound, to point them out.

Will then message separately to offer proofreading services and cock.

Xx

 

[Statius]

Love this thread.

The 'Bless you, little woman.'
Usually nitpicks on typo's, proofreading or story mechanics (usually angry at funny female characters).
Tells me that he understands I'm trying my best with my little woman brain, but can't let my errors go unpunished. He is obligated, no, duty bound, to point them out.

Will then message separately to offer proofreading services and cock.

Xx

Do I have to manslpain mansplaining?

And of course, you're a woman (presumably) so of course you want the D being offered. You're writing erotica so you must not be getting laid.

Seems simple and reasonable

 

[lovecraft68]

Love this thread.

The 'Bless you, little woman.'
Usually nitpicks on typo's, proofreading or story mechanics (usually angry at funny female characters).
Tells me that he understands I'm trying my best with my little woman brain, but can't let my errors go unpunished. He is obligated, no, duty bound, to point them out.

Will then message separately to offer proofreading services and cock.

Xx

Also known to offer to write your story for you while you make him a sammitch and be sure you're barefoot while you do it.

 

[jonnoback]

Love this thread.

The 'Bless you, little woman.'
Usually nitpicks on typo's, proofreading or story mechanics (usually angry at funny female characters).
Tells me that he understands I'm trying my best with my little woman brain, but can't let my errors go unpunished. He is obligated, no, duty bound, to point them out.

Will then message separately to offer proofreading services and cock.

Xx

Where do such people get the time? And don’t they realise they’re simply exposing their own limitations

 

[Bramblethorn]

4-The Nitpicker.-This person will read a 20k story and find the tiniest detail to point out. No mention of the story being good, nothing positive discussed, the comment will be "You mentioned the car having this sized motor, but in reality that model only had that engine in 1966 but you said it was in 1968 which is factually incorrect.

It's sexy when Marisa Tomei does it though.

 

[crookedletter]

It's sexy when Marisa Tomei does it though.

To be fair, everything's sexy when Marisa Tomei does it.

 

[RetroFan]

The Humourless Commenter - I might be an unusual writer in that I try to get readers to laugh in the stories I post here. And while humour is of course subjective and arguably one of the hardest genres to write, I've been amazed at how many readers seem to lack any sense of humour at all, and in fact seem to see my attempts to make them laugh as an act of provocation. Its actually amusing in itself how humourless some readers are.

 

[lovecraft68]

It's sexy when Marisa Tomei does it though.

Marisa Tomei can make crocs sexy

 

[Bramblethorn]

To be fair, everything's sexy when Marisa Tomei does it.

Maybe if we just imagine that Marisa Tomei is the one leaving those comments on our stories.

 

[Statius]

Maybe if we just imagine that Marisa Tomei is the one leaving those comments on our stories.

I could live with that

 

[lovecraft68]

The Soliloquy/TLDR-The person who leaves a comment longer than some stories here. They go on and on about their thoughts on the story and in great detail and at times meander into other directions. I've gotten a couple of these so long I pasted them into a word doc to see what the word count was and there's been a few that topped 1k

This person is the polar opposite of the "That's it?" type

 

[anthrodisiac]

"Ohh, that's so cool you got a degree in zoology! Did you get it because you love animals and want to help protect endangered species?"
"Uhm, well, actually, I got it because I wanted to elevate my writing.."
"Oh! So you're an author, huh? Interesting. What do you write? Books? What genre?"
"It's, uh, it's complicated..."

Get out of my brain!

 

[Statius]

The Soliloquy/TLDR-The person who leaves a comment longer than some stories here. They go on and on about their thoughts on the story and in great detail and at times meander into other directions. I've gotten a couple of these so long I pasted them into a word doc to see what the word count was and there's been a few that topped 1k

This person is the polar opposite of the "That's it?" type

I believe you, but don't want to know. That's way more effort than it's gotta be worth. You'd think there'd be some sort of understanding of where we're at. It's Literotica people!

Although since I was StacNashed, no comment yet, been a few days, my story was put in the 1file. Anyway I read a few of her reviews; very long winded. I just wonder what the point is in any of it?

 

[Statius]

Also known to offer to write your story for you while you make him a sammitch and be sure you're barefoot while you do it.

Now I'm hungry, thanks. *Sighs* I'll holler at the wife to get up and make me food. So much trouble to go thru, sitting on the couch and hollering. Tough life being a manly man, such a heavy burden.

 

[OddLove]

The "I'll Take Over From Here" commenter:

"Great story. I really see this going in this direction..." - proceeds to outline an entire sequel despite you having put a definitive ending on it.

I've been calling them 'Back Seat Writers'. Most of the time they annoy me, but one commentor was brainstorming different ways the male character in my femdom story could be more valuable without betraying himself, so I straight up jacked one of the ideas they left. Now Danny has a weight set. But most of them are like, "Hey, instead of Gay stuff or Cuck stuff, how about Don't Do That! It should go like this."

And to be transparent, I've deleted many of those "I'll take over from here" comments.