Garnate
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Don't! I'll missssssss youuuuuuuuu!
The catch-up thread.
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Don't! I'll missssssss youuuuuuuuu!
Garnate
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We thought eeyore had it but he apparently recovered. Fucking modern medicine.
That's the last time I donate money to science, I can tell you that right fucking now.
dagdag
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Sinny, now that you mentioned it, I do actually remember and do care. I appreciate the update, and I am so happy to hear that things are going well. I love happy endings, living happily ever afters... You had a good plan in place and meeting the right person is all you needed. Lucky him. There were some good choices you had at the time, making out with one of them like teenagers! But being smart about it by not moving too fast
dagdag
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sheesh, i step out for a few and i miss all the pillow fluffin' and motorboatin'
dammit.
Sometimes, it is better to miss a few, just saying...
dirtwrench
farming on the other side
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Welcome back Miss Garnate. You have been missed. And so has your cleavage. Your fucked up toe, not so much.
Wild_Honey_66
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hey Garnate. *waves* welcome back.
I got tired of the PG--it's so infernally boring sometimes.
and I got tired of lurking here, so I made a thread. i'm so glad you people aren't opposed to that.
I recognize a lot of the names here, but haven't yet figured out who all the bad guys are.
I met the foot-poet in my box. he wanted to play and I told him the fuck. he seems to be holding a grudge against the formation of complete sentences and that really chaps my hide. there's some cucumber dude here too, who is overly-fond of blue fonts and hashtags.
I think Query has a crush on me, but he might just be using me for his own nefarious purposes because I'm fluffy and gullible and know a thing or two about cloth diapers. Yeah, that's probably it.
and Jadge is a sexy motherfucker.
I got tired of the PG--it's so infernally boring sometimes.
and I got tired of lurking here, so I made a thread. i'm so glad you people aren't opposed to that.
I recognize a lot of the names here, but haven't yet figured out who all the bad guys are.
I met the foot-poet in my box. he wanted to play and I told him the fuck. he seems to be holding a grudge against the formation of complete sentences and that really chaps my hide. there's some cucumber dude here too, who is overly-fond of blue fonts and hashtags.
I think Query has a crush on me, but he might just be using me for his own nefarious purposes because I'm fluffy and gullible and know a thing or two about cloth diapers. Yeah, that's probably it.
and Jadge is a sexy motherfucker.
Ishmael
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I've been gone a little while. I see a new alt, not a friendly one, has sprung up. Any others? I also see someone (who must not be named) is still spamming the bored with "PAY ATTENTION TO ME" threads by the handful. What else? Is eyer still complaining about the GB becoming the PG? I'm not surprised to see he never left, the lying piece of worthless shit. Anywho! Ish's moonshine was delivered today and I've had more of it than I should've. No surprise there. But it's fucking fantastic. Fuck.
Fill me in on all the gossip and make shit up if you have to. I'm good either way.
While I suppose that technically it IS moonshine, I happen to believe that I am producing a product that could rightfully sit on, or near, the top shelf in any emporium that sells adult beverages to the public.
Ishmael
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PeteHulbert37
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FFS! Not one selfie from a bar bathroom. I am so over this thread.
Lord Pmann
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How long has it been? Pretty much since the day you left. I'm putting two and two together here, Garnate. *scratches head*
MonaLittle
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Without going back to read this entire thread, Garnate...
Something new - Tathagata has risen from the dead. It was a Lit miracle.
Something new - Tathagata has risen from the dead. It was a Lit miracle.
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DesEsseintes
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Took him a lot more than 3 days, though. I wonder if he was exploring the underworld?
Tathagata
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Tathagata
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I told Fata that in MY heaven she was wearing Stirrups and I was wearing a Gumshield.
MonaLittle
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Des! - It must have taken him a little bit longer to find someone to roll the stone away.
They didn't find me all that amusing in Hell either
Good Morning Senorita Monita
So glad to have you back up here out of the bowels of hell.
Go0o0o0o0od Morning, Boston!
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DesEsseintes
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DesEsseintes
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He did text, but it was an unknown number so, you know. <Shrugs. Walks away whistling.>
Tathagata
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MonaLittle
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Ohhh Lordie, now I'll have a brainworm for the rest of the day - but for this one....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VkqQj8Z_aVY
RobDownSouth
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"Cock Deflater" is a Lit achievement unlocked by very few.
:nods:
Also, it's excellent tagline material beneath your username on the left.
Tathagata
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I actually like their version better than the Bowie versions I've heard.
Great band. If you pick up their Greatest Hits album it's chock full of catchy songs and brainworm hooks.
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