midwestyankee
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Twysted, there is no try. There is only do. 

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I know! I was in Panerra Bread Co having lunch with my very good yet very repressed friend and saw a picture of a bagel hanging by a string from a pretzel. My mind thought, "Hmmm, Bakery Suspension."![]()
God I want to try that.
Whoa, just read those instructions.
Wonder where the closest home depot is....
Just come on out for a visit. I've got the chain prepared and ready.![]()
Don't tempt me!![]()
I'll do more than that.
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I'll wave pictures of the chain in front of you
Can you not see how it shines with lube and desire? Rawr.
Ah! You monster....
Now how will I get to sleep tonight with that image in my head?
Well, I can provide some suggestions...![]()
Heh, I'm SURE you can. I'll do my best to come up with something. I mean, it'll be a strain, but I'm sure I'll manage all right on my own![]()
I'll do more than that.
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I'll wave pictures of the chain in front of you
Can you not see how it shines with lube and desire? Rawr.
K and I tried that and it did NOTHING for me.
I'm sorry.. But shines with desire.. Now THATS FUNNY!!
LOL
The Chain Trick doesn't like naughty, SAMmy girls.
I tried it without and it didn't do that much for me so I think this might just amp things up a bit.
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The Chain Trick…. A delicious dessert for two.
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