The Chronic Masturbation Syndrome: What do you use?

[thump]

Blue, What the hell, I already pick my own popcorn, that is why Im going blind

Red anytime you need a safe place to umm, store your toys, I would be more than wiling to sacrifice for you

 

[dpod]

Re: Great story Blue

Blue,
and that's what I hate about 2 jobs I'm always second in line. Oh well second in line is worse than not being in it.

My biggest question is that if I knew you were in the bed playing with yourself, I'd be dammed if I would be on the computer.

I'd be in bed with you.

 

[RomanHans]

Re: Tired of driving?

One of my fantasies involves a covered, multi-leveled parking garage. It's dark and has hidden pockets between cars. I drive in and park, and look around to see who's coming and going. I pull each breast from the cup of it's bra under my blouse, then I reach my hand up under my skirt, pull my panties aside and thinking no one knows what I'm doing but almost wanting to get caught, begin masturbating. Soon the woman who is parked next to me arrives, sees me, but instead of calling authorities she gets aroused herself and......

Can we encourage you to post a bit more?

Roman

 

[redathena]

Blue, What the hell, I already pick my own popcorn, that is why Im going blind

Red anytime you need a safe place to umm, store your toys, I would be more than wiling to sacrifice for you

Thanx thump! I appreciate the offer! I wouldnt want my grandma to find any of my toys! My little sister is one thing, but if my grandma ever finds them.... i dont know if i'd ever be able to use them again!

red

 

[RomanHans]

Thanx thump! I appreciate the offer! I wouldnt want my grandma to find any of my toys! My little sister is one thing, but if my grandma ever finds them.... i dont know if i'd ever be able to use them again!

red

Why is that? You're afraid that if your grandma found your toys, she use them so much that they would wear out?

Roman

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Checking in

Well, did anyone masturbate this weekend besides me?

 

[Hazezilla]

Re: Checking in

Well, did anyone masturbate this weekend besides me?

Oh yes plus ate a big mouthfull of pussy and had some twice...

Just an average horny toad...


HAZE

 

[RomanHans]

Re: Checking in

Well, did anyone masturbate this weekend besides me?

Wouldn't miss it for the world.

Roman

 

[redathena]

Why is that? You're afraid that if your grandma found your toys, she use them so much that they would wear out?

Roman

exactly!!! nice to see you back on the thread, Roman!!

red

 

[Image]

Dressing rooms

The question in this thread was "what do you use?" Props and toys are fun to be sure, but the biggest turn-on for me is what I dream up in my mind.
This is a scenerio I use a lot. There are several variations, here's but one...

This is a planned outing to the mall. My friend and I go into a department store and separate in the lingerie department, pretending not to know eachother. We both pick out several sexy pieces to try on. The more pieces, the more time. Whether or not anyone else is in the dressing room doesn't matter because it's all set up as accidental. So she goes into a stall ahead of mine, purposely neglecting to shut the door totally. In my stall, just behind hers and across, I have a perfect view of the mirror which she will soon be undressing in front of. I watch her slowly strip off her clothes. Unbuttoning her blouse and then unzipping her skirt. As she unclasps the hooks on her bra I see her heavy breasts fall out. When she bends over slightly to place it on the seat, her tits swing free. Of course she knows that I'm watching her and fondling myself, through my clothes for now, and can't resist the temptation to tease....

So I'm a voyeur and a chronic masturbator, among other fetishes, what can I say?

 

[redathena]

That's a good question, Image! I always get more out of fantasizing about women for some reason. I like your fantasy. I wouldnt be able to keep from just darting into that dressing room with her, even in my head! So impatient...

red

 

[West Mass Man]

You are always welcome in my dressing room, Red

 

[RomanHans]

That's a good question, Image! I always get more out of fantasizing about women for some reason. I like your fantasy. I wouldnt be able to keep from just darting into that dressing room with her, even in my head! So impatient...

red

Same with me. Do you think the department store would mind if I joined you in trying on some lingerie?

Roman

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Oooooh lingerie

Well, I wouldn't necessarily want to try on lingerie, but I'd love to get into some already being worn by you beautiful ladies.

 

[Image]

Patience definitely has it's rewards. I love to draw a masturbation session out when it's specifically set up for that. (Not to condemn quickies, mind you) To get to the part mentally, where you go outside yourself. To get to the part physically, where the ache becomes unbearable and breathing deep. Touching yourself just enough... then stopping, just barely in time, when you think you have reached that point of no return. It could possibly take hours to finally orgasm, just going about my business, anywhere. Sneaking a touch, a rub... Or if I'm at home the preparation is very erotic. Mirrors, mags, music...
Uh, oh, better get dinner started before the night gets away from me....

 

[MrBates]

Lingerie?

Ok...so I'll admit I'm a guy that finds lingerie, particulary sexy panties, to be very sexy...but (call me weird, that's ok) only when it's either being worn or taken off by a woman.

It doesn't have to be lacy or fancy to be sexy.

But this talk about dressing rooms is enticing.
That can make for fun play. I had an email friend once and this subject came up. We'd never met, but we kept talking and teasing about it. Finally, she said she was going to a mall for lunch; if I wanted to meet her there, she was game. Hey...that's understandable; our first time, and she wanted it to be pretty public.

Well, we met. Sat in the food court, had lunch and got to know each other. Then she asked me if I was serious about taking her up on her 'dare' to bring her into a dressing room with me.

Hell yeah I was. *grin*
So...off we went!

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Thanks a lot

Hell yeah I was. *grin*
So...off we went!

Hello, so then what happened? Gheesh, leave a guy all hard now wondering. How about some further details? Please, pretty please.

 

[MrBates]

More...

Well, we trudged off into one of the department stores. Took a little time and looked around til I found a rack of slacks my size. Picked out a couple pair....(didn't want just one, that might look suspicious)

She was pretty much cracking up over this. She kept saying, "I can't believe you're going to do this!" But I was game, and assured her that if she was brave enough, I was. So...off to the dressing room we went....the nice little old lady took us back and then disappeared.

So, I stood there a second and asked her if she was game, and she said, "Oh yeah!" So I took off my shoes and undid my belt...and then dropped my pants. Stood there in my boxer briefs, and was just a bit turned on by this. She took it all in, very carefully.

I took my time; not being sure just how far she wanted to take this....and then carefully pulled the first pair of pants on. She nodded her approval at the fit......

 

[West Mass Man]

It's not the time to stop....

 

[Image]

Re: More...

Well, we trudged off into one of the department stores. Took a little time and looked around til I found a rack of slacks my size. Picked out a couple pair....(didn't want just one, that might look suspicious)

She was pretty much cracking up over this. She kept saying, "I can't believe you're going to do this!" But I was game, and assured her that if she was brave enough, I was. So...off to the dressing room we went....the nice little old lady took us back and then disappeared.

So, I stood there a second and asked her if she was game, and she said, "Oh yeah!" So I took off my shoes and undid my belt...and then dropped my pants. Stood there in my boxer briefs, and was just a bit turned on by this. She took it all in, very carefully.

I took my time; not being sure just how far she wanted to take this....and then carefully pulled the first pair of pants on. She nodded her approval at the fit......

Blue Jeans? or Slacks?
How vulnerable did you feel at first, standing there in your underwear? Did you feel at all submissive? And what criteria did she use anyway to "approve the fit"? Tell us Mr. Bates.....

 

[MrBates]

Image, they were slacks...and with the first pair, she pretty much just looked me over. I did feel a bit vulnerable...but not worried. It was really kind of a thrill to be standing there in my underwear in front of someone I'd just met for the first time, other than talking to her on the computer.

I smoothed them out, and turned around slowly for her. I said, "These seem to fit pretty well...what do you think?" And she replied something to the effect that they looked just fine on me, and then giggled, "I can't believe you did that!"

I just grinned and asked her, "Wasn't that the purpose of us coming in here?" To which she eagerly agreed.

Ok, it was time for the second pair, so I stripped off the first pair, and took my time returning them to the hanger.

She asked about my choice of boxer briefs while I was standing there in them; and I told her they didn't bunch up under jeans...like boxers would sometimes do. She said she liked the fit, and I grinned as I pulled the second pair of pants off the hanger.
I 'adjusted' myself a bit, to her intentfully watchful gaze, before I pulled the second pair on.

 

[Image]

I'll bet she was feeling just as strange as you were. The newness of someone whom you've just met, you know? But she's probably fantasized about you so many times...

"Are you two alright in there?" came the cry of the warden, er.. clerk? Can I help with anything?

 

[redathena]

Ahhhh!!!! I'm lovin' this story! i once lost a bet to my friend and he got to take me "shopping", where he would pick out whatever he wanted me to try on and then he'd take pictures. Victoria's secret was a fun one! Continue the story, please

red

 

[TxBelle]

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I 'adjusted' myself a bit, to her intentfully watchful gaze, before I pulled the second pair on.

And then?!!!!!

You sir are a tease.

A true gentleman would have firmly cupped her jaw and pushed her to her knees where she could have helped him out of those slacks with her hands, lips, and tongue.
After all a true lady would never allow a gentleman to try and sqeeze back into a pair of slacks without first offering some relief.

Continue on please....

 

[zantac666]

I use my right hand and strokeup and down.

But when i'm with a woman ilike to use a vib. on low and slowly insert it and leave it then i use both hands on her i lick her clitand when it is erect i like to use my thumb and fore finger and rub it like i was jacking off and when she is about to orgasm i bite her clitand that is when she scream with delite.