The Chronic Masturbation Syndrome: What do you use?

[redathena]

Wow, Red...you're brave! I would dearly LOVE to masturbate in the traffic...but this place (San Antonio) must be Wreck City USA, because people drive horrendously, and there are always wrecks all over town! When I think about being brave and trying it, I think about how I'd feel if I was in a wreck and wound up in the ER, with the docs finding a vibe inside me. I'd have to have something like that to get off in the car.

Blue

Hey Blue! Try it in bumper to bumper traffic. the near-death experience will make it that much more exciting, but be careful!

red

 

[redathena]

Re: Congrats Red

Hey Red, you now have 100 posts. This means you can get a cool av. I'm dying to see what a hot woman like you will pick out.

And I too agree. I wish I could spend all day naked. I do spend the nights naked (usually masturbating), but I'm pretty sure they'll frown on me going to work naked. LOL.

Thanx Lance! i had such a hard time with my av! it took me 3 days to figure out how to set it up. i'm terrible with computers and i'm so proud of myself for figuring it out! Yay!!

and, GET NEKKID!!!!!!!!!

RED

 

[BlueDaisy]

Hey Blue! Try it in bumper to bumper traffic. the near-death experience will make it that much more exciting, but be careful!

red

LOL! Yeah, I can imagine. Traffic is bumper-to-bumper here quite often (not that I'm out in in that much, fortunately!). At those times I'd LOVE to have a little vibe in my purse...well, ok...not in my purse, exactly

Blue

 

[BlueDaisy]

This is a bit off-topic....

but it does deal with masturbation

Have you ever been caught masturbating....by your kids?????

Damn, let me tell you.....it is EMBARRASSING! I know, because it happened to me about an hour ago!

I was on my bed, happily buzzing away, getting soooo close...then the door opens! I grabbed at the sheet, but it was skewed and only covered me partly.

It was one of my 16 year old girls. Apparently she had picked the lock, because it was locked before I got started. She said "Daddy said I could use his gymbag". I told her to leave and after my shock subsided a bit, I finished up (I had been too close to NOT finish! lol!).

I cleared everything up then came downstairs. Hubby was sitting here at the computer playing a game. I told him, and he thought it was rather humorous! Yeah, let it happen to him and see how funny he thinks it is then!

I don't know if she will ever say anything to me about it or not, but I don't think I can bring it up. Yeah, I know it would be a great opportunity, but I just can't do it. At least not this close to the actual event. Might have to have a talk with her about not picking the lock on my room! LOL! I can't believe she did that. Actually, she probably had thought I was asleep, because I usually take a nap during the day.

Blue

 

[Image]

Tired of driving?

One of my fantasies involves a covered, multi-leveled parking garage. It's dark and has hidden pockets between cars. I drive in and park, and look around to see who's coming and going. I pull each breast from the cup of it's bra under my blouse, then I reach my hand up under my skirt, pull my panties aside and thinking no one knows what I'm doing but almost wanting to get caught, begin masturbating. Soon the woman who is parked next to me arrives, sees me, but instead of calling authorities she gets aroused herself and......

 

[BlueDaisy]

Re: Tired of driving?

One of my fantasies involves a covered, multi-leveled parking garage. It's dark and has hidden pockets between cars. I drive in and park, and look around to see who's coming and going. I pull each breast from the cup of it's bra under my blouse, then I reach my hand up under my skirt, pull my panties aside and thinking no one knows what I'm doing but almost wanting to get caught, begin masturbating. Soon the woman who is parked next to me arrives, sees me, but instead of calling authorities she gets aroused herself and......

Yeah, that is a great fantasy...I love it! But getting caught by my kid is something else entirely! LOL!

Blue

 

[thump]

Damned you two make a fellow wanna start hitchhiking

 

[thump]

Well I never considered myself a chronic masterbater until I started coming to lit...now I can't seem to keep my damned hands out of my pants. I think Im going blind

 

[BlueDaisy]

Well....

Damned you two make a fellow wanna start hitchhiking

...cum on down, Thump! I'll take you to the movies....hehe

Blue

 

[dpod]

Re: Re: Tired of driving?

Well how about being caught by your parent or grandparent? Or them finding the mess left over?
Now Blue I would love to walk in on you.

Yeah, that is a great fantasy...I love it! But getting caught by my kid is something else entirely! LOL!

Blue

 

[thump]

Blue, the movies would be great but since Im going blind I wouldnt be able to watch the damned thing...guess you would have to find something else to keep me occupied

 

[BlueDaisy]

Re: Re: Re: Tired of driving?

Well how about being caught by your parent or grandparent? Or them finding the mess left over?
Now Blue I would love to walk in on you.

Well, Pod...I wouldn't mind YOU walking in and catching me. I'd just invite you to join the fun

Are you saying, hon, that you have been caught by a parent or grandparent? Oh, wow! But I still think being caught by my teenage daughter is more embarrassing. (Thump, if you laugh again, I'm going to go and personally hurt you. No, you'd like that too much! lol!)

Blue

 

[BlueDaisy]

Blue, the movies would be great but since Im going blind I wouldnt be able to watch the damned thing...guess you would have to find something else to keep me occupied

Thump, my dear....you know good and well from the off-board conversations we've had that watching the movie would be the last thing on my mind. You may recall there would be the little matter of cleaning up the popcorn which I would spill on your lap....

Blue

 

[thump]

Blue, What do you mean laugh again, hell I have not stopped from the first time

And as far as the movie...Im dropping popcorn in my lamp as we speak, (just in case)

 

[BlueDaisy]

Blue, What do you mean laugh again, hell I have not stopped from the first time

And as far as the movie...Im dropping popcorn in my lamp as we speak, (just in case)

Ok, Thump. Just keep on laughing, you rat. I'll remember this. I will definitely remember.....and I might just let you get the popcorn out of your lap your ownself!

Blue

 

[redathena]

caught

not to interrupt the conversation.... but i was caught by my sister once i think she's been using my viberator though, cuz it keeps running out of batteries, and i dont really use it that often....

red

 

[Image]

Older or younger sister? I caught my SO once. He didn't hear me come in the door and he was sitting in front of the computer with his pants around his ankles just jerkin away! What a turn on! (and after his heart started again we had great sex!)

 

[BlueDaisy]

Re: caught

not to interrupt the conversation.... but i was caught by my sister once i think she's been using my viberator though, cuz it keeps running out of batteries, and i dont really use it that often....

red

Eeewww....I hope she cleans it well after using it! But if I were you, I'd clean it before use, just in case. lol. j/k...I'm sure you already do that!

Fool her....hide the batteries!

Blue

 

[BlueDaisy]

Older or younger sister? I caught my SO once. He didn't hear me come in the door and he was sitting in front of the computer with his pants around his ankles just jerkin away! What a turn on! (and after his heart started again we had great sex!)

Oh wow! I'd love to catch my hubby doing that. I mean, in front of the 'puter.

Blue

 

[West Mass Man]

Mmmmmmmm

I'd love to get caught by a curious woman. Seems like most of my fantasies these days revolve around being watched. I've been considering trying to meet someone to give them a "show." I wouldn't care if it went any further than just "show and tell."

 

[RomanHans]

Re: This is a bit off-topic....

Have you ever been caught masturbating....by your kids?????

Fortunately, my kids aren't old enough to be cognizant of what masturbating is...being caught by a 16-year old seems a bit off-putting! Have you had a chance to talk it over with her? Seems like she's old enough to decide to either avoid the topic or to 'clear the air' depending on her comfort level...

Roman

 

[RomanHans]

Well I never considered myself a chronic masterbater until I started coming to lit...now I can't seem to keep my damned hands out of my pants. I think Im going blind

Been there, done that. Now I surf lit with a text-to-speech browser..

Roman

 

[Lance Hardrock]

Great story Blue

I love that you were masturbating in your bedroom, but I can see why you'd be upset about the daughter discovering you. That wouldn't be too cool.

My biggest question is that if I knew you were in the bed playing with yourself, I'd be dammed if I would be on the computer.

I'd be in bed with you.

Well, I'm off. Got honey dews today, but I had to take a quick break to see what is going on with all you lit mates.

And yes, oh yes, did I have a blast this weekend. Several times masturbating and a nice long fuck session with the wife. That sure made this a marvelous long weekend for me.


Hmmmm, I think I'm going to have to masturbate again tonight. I can't seem to get enough of that.


PS in 3 more days, I'll be celebrating my 1 year anni at LIT. Hmmmm, what shall I do to commemerate that occassion?

 

[Hazezilla]

Hi Y'all

I have to admit I do masturbate quite frequently. It seems that my wife has problems keeping up with me.

Normally I use old fashion hand and soapy water while in the shower.

Have never been caught masturbating by my kids….

But have been caught doing other things...


Take Care

HAZE

 

[redathena]

Older or younger sister? I caught my SO once. He didn't hear me come in the door and he was sitting in front of the computer with his pants around his ankles just jerkin away! What a turn on! (and after his heart started again we had great sex!)

that must have been such a shock for him! i can only imagine. and it was my younger (by 8 years)sister that caught me.