The Chronic Masturbation Syndrome: What do you use?

Re: Is this going too far?

Image said:
MsBates, are we allowed to be posting this, shall we say, specific story, on on open thread like this? Much to my delight, it has gone a little further than I thought it would. But such is the nature of the beast, I suppose. :devil:

PS. Anybody reading and listening in, is this OK? What is the etiquette on a thread like this? I don't want to be expelled from here right before I've hit my 100th post. I have been sooo looking forward to getting an avatar.

Expel you? I was going to applaud you! Best stuff I've read on Lit (board or story index) in a while...

Roman
 
Re: Is this going too far?

Image said:
MsBates, are we allowed to be posting this, shall we say, specific story, on on open thread like this? Much to my delight, it has gone a little further than I thought it would. But such is the nature of the beast, I suppose. :devil:

PS. Anybody reading and listening in, is this OK? What is the etiquette on a thread like this? I don't want to be expelled from here right before I've hit my 100th post. I have been sooo looking forward to getting an avatar.

LOL! i'm so happy i started a thread that could give people a place to post these thoughts! what a fabulous turn on! congratz on your 100th post babe!!!!

red
 
Put down?

Image said:
Lance? Does your wife know about this dirty little secret you share with us?


I'd hardly call it "dirty" and what she knows and doesn't know is nobody's business here.

Bye.
 
:::::pANTING::::::

DON'T STOP!!! It is just getting good, Image and MrBates!

MrBates, dear....I haven't gotten back to your dressing room story yet, I'm working my way back from the more recent posts to find it. But when I get to it...I'll let you know...I'm sure I'll enjoy it as much as I've enjoyed your other adventures!

Lance, sweetie....why so huffy? Just sit down, take a deep, calming breath....let me rub your back....nice and easy.....

Blue
 
Re: Ah ha, Now I get it!

Image said:
Well, I woke up in the middle of the night like usual to pee and get a drink of water and that's when it hits me! MrBates, NOT Mr. Bates. It really made me smile (I'm usually not that slow on the uptake); I was still smilin' when I fell back to sleep.... :D
Hmmm, and why was I thinking about you in the middle of the night anyway, I wonder...
So subtle
So artful
So sexy

Oh, I am sooo happy to know that it took you a while to "get" his name! I'm usually the one who is sooo slow to figure things out, but I got it right off the bat! LOL! Sorry to boast, but hey....it isn't often that I get a chance to! ; )

Blue (still working my way backwards towards MrBates dressing room story...)
 
Re: Put down?

Lance Hardrock said:
I'd hardly call it "dirty" and what she knows and doesn't know is nobody's business here.

Bye.
My dear, in no way did I mean to invade your privacy. And it was certainly not a put down! That was a very hot post! I, of all people, should know that each of us has a limit so I apologize deeply if I struck a nerve with that question. In the heat of the passion I was not thinking logically. And the part about it being dirty? Look who you are talking to... NOTHING is dirty here, in my mind. But I am sorry once again if I have offended. I will think of my manners next time, promise...
What can I do to make it up to you? Anything at all.......
 
Re: Re: Is this going too far?

RomanHans said:
Expel you? I was going to applaud you! Best stuff I've read on Lit (board or story index) in a while...

Roman
Why thank you for the compliment Roman. I'm blushing all over...
Flattery will get you everywhere. :kiss:
 
Re: Re: Re: Is this going too far?

Image said:
Why thank you for the compliment Roman. I'm blushing all over...
Flattery will get you everywhere. :kiss:

Care to define everywhere?:devil:

Glad to provide the compliment...it's well-deserved.

Roman
:rose:
 
Ohhh....wow....I finally got to read the dressing room story! Dang, MrBates! I'm impressed! I'm envious! I'm curious! What else did you and this lady friend do? Ok...I'm nosy, too! LOL!

Blue
 
Hey all...damned I sure did miss some good stuff here...Hope you all had a great week and have a better weekend
 
Re: Re: Re: Re: Is this going too far?

RomanHans said:
Care to define everywhere?:devil:

Glad to provide the compliment...it's well-deserved.

Roman
:rose:
Everywhere is anywhere you desire to be! I've always believed in freedom of imagination. If it's a path I don't wish to travel, I'll just say so. :)

So come on everyone, more stories! Let's play! Don't be shy... Isn't that why we are here?

Did you hear the one about the two women on another boring business trip? They arranged for private accomodations but upon arrival find out the hotel screwed up and they would have to share a room the first night. Tsk, tsk, isn't that too bad....
 
Re: Is this going too far?

Image said:
So come on everyone, more stories! Let's play! Don't be shy... Isn't that why we are here?

Did you hear the one about the two women on another boring business trip? They arranged for private accomodations but upon arrival find out the hotel screwed up and they would have to share a room the first night. Tsk, tsk, isn't that too bad....

Oh, my! Yes, just too, too bad. Having to share a room. Oh...and there is just one bed! Whatever will they do???

Blue
 
Well Blue, how did you know there was just one bed? Could've been a double you know. :)
Actually this is based on a true story of mine. I wasn't on a business trip but it's one variation. To be honest, I don't remember how I ended up spending the night in the same bed with this woman.
Her name was Sandy (really). We were both teenagers, 18 years and we were friends. She had already discovered her lesbianism but I had yet to admit to any of my bi-sexual feelings in that direction. In those days it was not as "in vogue" as it is now. I had always had that lust in my heart but wouldn't admit it to anyone. Only in the privacy of my own mind would I give in. I acted out in other ways in my pre-teens and was called "boy crazy."

I also knew that she was attracted to me and was always trying to seduce me.

So on this night, after a few drinks out, we came home, alone, and layed down to sleep. She asked if she could give me a back rub and since that has always been a weakness of mine I said yes. She was good at backrubs anyway and this was one where I know she went the extra mile to turn me on. I really was getting hot, especially when she came up the backs of my thighs near to my pussy, but I just couldn't admit it to her.
Well, to make a long backrub short :), she finished and rolled over and (perhaps a little too selfishly) I pretended to be asleep. Several minutes later, subtley at first, I felt the bed start to vibrate a little. It continued and that's when I realized she was playing with herself right next to me! I know she thought I was sleeping. I was so excited, but just couldn't let her know.
At first she was just laying on her back fingering herself but then she shifted around onto her stomach and put her ass up into the air. She tried to be quiet and not move around too much but I knew everything she was doing. The light was low and she couldn't see that my eyes were opened and I was watching her silhouette rocking back and forth. She finished up, rolled over and went to sleep. How I ever managed to get through the night I don't know. But to this day, I remember the scenerio and use it sometimes when I masturbate.

PS. Years later we ran into eachother. I finally confessed the secrets of that night, telling her how I still fantasize about it. We got together that very same day and finally had the passionate, lust filled session we should have had then....
 
Image said:
Well Blue, how did you know there was just one bed? Could've been a double you know. :)

PS. Years later we ran into eachother. I finally confessed the secrets of that night, telling her how I still fantasize about it. We got together that very same day and finally had the passionate, lust filled session we should have had then....

Well, the one bed would be what I'd have hoped for *grin*

It is really cool that you finally confessed it to her and that you got to have that "session". Ever see her again since?

Blue
 
where is everyone???? I WANT STORIES! I DEMAND SATISFACTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


red:)
 
I loved your true story, Image. I can see I'm going to have to go back and read this thread from the beginning to see what else I've missed.
 
By the way, have any of you ladies ever used the jets in a hot tub to masturbate with? I know I have.
 
Nice to meet you John. Glad you liked the little story and please do read back. I never realized how much of an exhibitionist I was before this coming to this site. The thought of a man getting a hard-on while reading what I wrote turns me on more than ever. And after seeing your AV, and the hot, red ass you have in it, I must now admit another fetish I have had for awhile. (God!, where are they all coming from? :))
The idea of being put over one's knee with my panties pulled down and spanked is extremely erotic to me. Honestly, I have never gone there before with another person. I have used a flat bottomed wooden hairbrush on myself though, just enough to make my ass hot to the touch and stinging, I like to look at the slight swell and redness in the mirror. But I always stop before reaching the next level. (Nature of human preservation, I suppose. I don't think I'd be into any real or lasting pain.) So now methinks I must explore this new idea.....
Oh and about the jets in the hot tub.... I grew up with a swimming pool, so I learned the pleasures of jet streams early on. Hot tub jets are a little more intense, so positioning is all important. I'd like to hear about you masturbating in the hot tub. I never thought about a guy being able to orgasm with them like a woman does. Tell us about it, PLEASE..... And *begging*, I'm sure anything else you would care to share would be welcomed by us all here! Start typing dear!!!
 
Image said:
The thought of a man getting a hard-on while reading what I wrote turns me on more than ever.

I know what you mean, Image. It gives me a bit of a thrill (ok, a big thrill) when guys write to me and tell me that they had to masturbate during or after reading my stories!

Blue
 
Image said:
Nice to meet you John. Glad you liked the little story and please do read back. I never realized how much of an exhibitionist I was before this coming to this site. The thought of a man getting a hard-on while reading what I wrote turns me on more than ever. And after seeing your AV, and the hot, red ass you have in it, I must now admit another fetish I have had for awhile. (God!, where are they all coming from? :))
The idea of being put over one's knee with my panties pulled down and spanked is extremely erotic to me. Honestly, I have never gone there before with another person. I have used a flat bottomed wooden hairbrush on myself though, just enough to make my ass hot to the touch and stinging, I like to look at the slight swell and redness in the mirror. But I always stop before reaching the next level. (Nature of human preservation, I suppose. I don't think I'd be into any real or lasting pain.) So now methinks I must explore this new idea.....
Oh and about the jets in the hot tub.... I grew up with a swimming pool, so I learned the pleasures of jet streams early on. Hot tub jets are a little more intense, so positioning is all important. I'd like to hear about you masturbating in the hot tub. I never thought about a guy being able to orgasm with them like a woman does. Tell us about it, PLEASE..... And *begging*, I'm sure anything else you would care to share would be welcomed by us all here! Start typing dear!!!

Great to meet you too Image. Too bad we aren't closer together geographically or I could help you with your exploration. (At least I assume we aren't close together geographically since whenever I meet such a woman on line she always lives across the country from me...oh, well...)

As far as the hot tub thing: The first time it occurred to me I was with my (then) wife and a single female friend of hers. Her friend had just recently moved into an appartment complex that had a pool and a hot tub. We were sitting in the hot tub visiting fairly late at night (we were the only ones out by the pool). Somehow, while sitting there (probably because I was horny as I always seemed to be) I thought that the feel of the jets on my penis would be very arousing. So, after my wife and her friend left, I made sure that no one was around and I slipped my swimming trunks off. Just the "danger" element of being completely naked in the hot tub was exciting in itself. When I put my penis into the jetstream it began bouncing around wildly, but became hard within seconds. Of course the jetstreams are sufficiently powerful to ensure that even a rock hard cock continues to bounce around. It was like having a masturbating machine. Of course, between the excitement of the jets, and the thrill of being completley naked and vulnerable to being caught I think I only lasted about 2 minutes before I came -- but what a two minutes.

I've always thought it would be wonderful to have a woman hold my penis in the jetstream and refuse to let me go until I orgasmed. Of course I would also love to see a naked woman in a hot tub humping the jetstream as if it were a cock too. Probably not likely, but stranger things have happened.
 
Just a little sidelight, Image. I noticed from the time stamp posted on your last post, that it was the exact same time I was sitting here at my computer (naked, of course) having an orgasm. So the post I just wrote -- and this one too for that matter -- was written with me sitting here naked with my cum still wet between my legs and the aroma of fresh semen filling my nostrils.

I guess sharing that makes me an exhibitionist too, huh?
 
Also, Image. It is always nice to hear that a woman enjoyed my picture. (And, yes, it is me in the picture). If you would like to see a larger version of the picture (the largest I could post on lit) here's the URL where I posted it sometime ago on lit:



http://www.literotica.com/forum/attachment.php?s=&postid=1829346

If for some reason it doesn't come up when you click on the link let me know.
 
I get the picture :)

Curious, what was on your computer screen at the time you orgasmed? I can almost picture you now, almost... The glistening cum on your thighs. Completely naked? Or pants pulled down? No shirt? Or unbuttoned? Do you have hairy thighs, abdomen and chest? I don't wish to be invasive but I'd like a really good visual right now. I like seeing a man dripping on himself and just thought I'd get a complete picture....
 
I had a picture of another lit member on the screen so that I could look at her nice ass, and at the same time I was watching a clip of a naked woman getting her bare bottom spanked. Give me a few minutes and I'll do better than give you a mental picture of what I looked like; I'll post a couple of pictures I just now took of myself as I am now, with my digital camera. It might take a little bit because I'll have to resize them.
 
Shivering in antici.............pation!

I'll be here waiting...
Blue? are you out there too? This is going to be good, pull up a chair!
 
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