The Chronic Masturbation Syndrome: What do you use?

[LUV2WATCH2]

Re: Re: Re: remote control egg?

must have been a real turn on...the public thrill and all...wonder about other ladies and their similar secrets...for example...I luved
hearing how you went to the bathroom and took care of things......I find it hard to believe thta women actually masturbate
at work....

bump deux....MY suspicions are correct....

 

[RomanHans]

Re: Re: remote control egg?

Well, I have this toy called "the dolphin". Its a little blue dolphin shaped vibe that you can wear all day. It is attached to these rubber straps that go around your thighs kinda like underwear, and it has a small remote controll that is attatched through with a wire. I've worn it to school many times, for those long, boring lectures, and i've gotten some funny looks if there was no other noice to cover up the barely audible vibe.

You mean like this?

 

[psyche]

Re: Re: Re: remote control egg?

You mean like this?

I want one.............

 

[redathena]

Re: Re: Re: remote control egg?

You mean like this?

Not quite, but that does look like fun. There's no dildo attatched. Its just a mini-vibe that goes over the clit and stays there.... all damn day!

 

[Cheago]

hmm, methinks you all focus on masterbating a *little* too much. The thing i prefer to masterbate with is a woman. Although i must admit that the thing about the ultra tight condom was pretty ingenuitive

 

[redathena]

hmm, methinks you all focus on masterbating a *little* too much. The thing i prefer to masterbate with is a woman. Although i must admit that the thing about the ultra tight condom was pretty ingenuitive

There is no such thing as focusing on too much masterbating. Self-gratification is always a good thing, especially when you have a leopard-print viberator and nothing to do

 

[psyche]

There is no such thing as focusing on too much masterbating. Self-gratification is always a good thing, especially when you have a leopard-print viberator and nothing to do

I have made a promise to myself that I am going to take care of my sexual needs at least twice a day.......what a difference it makes in my mood..........more is better!

 

[RomanHans]

Not to sound pissy, but these kinds of comments always annoy me. OF COURSE I'd prefer sex to masturbation, but there are situations where the sex option is either unavailable or impractical and the masturbation option is more realistic. If you have a strong sexual urge (I might venture to put the lovely and infamous Psyche in this category), masturbation is probably your best bet under most circumstances. The only folks I know who are really able to have sex available on-demand are those who pay for it...and I don't have that kind of cash.

Roman

 

[psyche]

Not to sound pissy, but these kinds of comments always annoy me. OF COURSE I'd prefer sex to masturbation, but there are situations where the sex option is either unavailable or impractical and the masturbation option is more realistic. If you have a strong sexual urge (I might venture to put the lovely and infamous Psyche in this category), masturbation is probably your best bet under most circumstances. The only folks I know who are really able to have sex available on-demand are those who pay for it...and I don't have that kind of cash.

Roman

Boy, would I ever be broke! I guess you could say that I have a high sex drive.....lol!

 

[RomanHans]

Boy, would I ever be broke! I guess you could say that I have a high sex drive.....lol!

Amen to that! (The being broke part--heck, probably the high sex drive part too!)

 

[MrBates]

There is no such thing as focusing on too much masterbating. Self-gratification is always a good thing, especially when you have a leopard-print viberator and nothing to do

Damn straight. I gotta agree with you here. No such thing as focusing TOO MUCH on masturbating.

I will say it's even more fun when you share it with a friend.

MrB

 

[RomanHans]

Damn straight. I gotta agree with you here. No such thing as focusing TOO MUCH on masturbating.

I will say it's even more fun when you share it with a friend.

MrB

And hey, anyone who can't share their masturbating with a friend in person should feel free to share it with us here!

 

[dpod]

If you can't love yourself, who can? And the best way to love yourself is multiple times a day.

 

[psyche]

Amen to that! (The being broke part--heck, probably the high sex drive part too!)

Probably! ROFLMAO!

 

[RomanHans]

Probably! ROFLMAO!

Thanks, that's quite a compliment!

 

[psyche]

Thanks, that's quite a compliment!

The problem is that there are all these high sex drive people paired up with the low sex drive people! I guess it is so we don't fuck each other to death.......lol!

 

[RomanHans]

The problem is that there are all these high sex drive people paired up with the low sex drive people! I guess it is so we don't fuck each other to death.......lol!

Reminds me of the final scene of 'Like Water for Chocolate.' Could be an alternate explanation for spontaneous human combustion (although that tends to affect only people who are alone--perhaps an unfortunate side effect of chronic masturbation syndrome?).

 

[stusantafe]

I really liked this thread so far for I like most of you love to masturbate and do so whenever I can, I love a good old fashioned sick day to read some stories and laze around the house in my housecoat stroking all day long

 

[redathena]

Reminds me of the final scene of 'Like Water for Chocolate.' Could be an alternate explanation for spontaneous human combustion (although that tends to affect only people who are alone--perhaps an unfortunate side effect of chronic masturbation syndrome?).

LOL! I've also heard that your palms get hairy if you mastubate too much! That would explain wearwolves, i guess.

 

[stusantafe]

a couple of months back my next door neighbor and i ended up getting together you night and to make a hot story short we ended up agreeing to show off for each other which means lots of great masturbation with a audience. i love it as she often has a girl friend who comes over to watch too. she moved away last month and masturbation hasn't been as exciting i must say

 

[redathena]

a couple of months back my next door neighbor and i ended up getting together you night and to make a hot story short we ended up agreeing to show off for each other which means lots of great masturbation with a audience. i love it as she often has a girl friend who comes over to watch too. she moved away last month and masturbation hasn't been as exciting i must say

I think i'm missin out, cuz i've never actually seen anyone masturbate (live). A good friend of mine throws jack-off parties all the time, but its boys only... oh well, what can ya do?

 

[stusantafe]

i found watching my neighbor masturbate while her friend watch us both (her close up and me across the courtyard) super...i would highly recomend such a situation...my new neighbor isn't too concerned about showing off her bod...but i long for the old "arrangement"

 

[RomanHans]

I think i'm missin out, cuz i've never actually seen anyone masturbate (live). A good friend of mine throws jack-off parties all the time, but its boys only... oh well, what can ya do?

Can't say I've understood the motive of jack-off parties--why discriminate? Can't men and women masturbate in mutual company? I for one wouldn't mind having someone on hand to inspect my performance--and I'd much rather it be someone of the female persuasion.

Good luck in finding another accommodating partner, stu...

 

[RomanHans]

LOL! I've also heard that your palms get hairy if you mastubate too much! That would explain wearwolves, i guess.

Hence the famous New Yorker cartoon of the early '90s--'On the Internet, no one knows you're a dog.'


Damn, I hate it when I keep shedding on my keyboard, really gums up the action on the keys.

Roman

 

[psyche]

Reminds me of the final scene of 'Like Water for Chocolate.' Could be an alternate explanation for spontaneous human combustion (although that tends to affect only people who are alone--perhaps an unfortunate side effect of chronic masturbation syndrome?).

LOL! POOF!