The Cozy Corner

[peekingone]

Someone recently did the drive below the speed limit then speed through the red light while I was right behind.

The resulting string of profanity I let out afterward would have made a sailor blush

Love hearing that tone

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Kidding right?
Don't make me curse you out full blown Brit style

what does that even mean?
Are you going to offer him tea and crumpets?

 

[Stephie02]

Just tell me that you aren't the person who orders the overpriced, crappy nachos at the movie theater and then makes noise through the whole movie.

No never in a movie theater! That would annoy me, too and besides those really aren't good. Cheese sauce isn't cheese

 

[EyesOnHers]

Call me weird but I like cheese on graham crackers, also butter on them.

Yep, listen to you and the porn just dripping off your fingertips as you wrote those words

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

what does that even mean?
Are you going to offer him tea and crumpets?

Tosses @EyesOnHers a rusty blade. Go on chica. I'll hold him down.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

No never in a movie theater! That would annoy me, too and besides those really aren't good. Cheese sauce isn't cheese

Ok, you are in my good graces again.

That crappy processed cheese, really good for helping to achieve another level of drinking once in a while though.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Those people have a special level in hell just for them!!

They deserve their own circle of hell most of all!

Were you praying they got stopped at the next light so you could cuss their ass out?

I may have thought briefly about doing more than that to them.

 

[KatieKulka32]

what does that even mean?
Are you going to offer him tea and crumpets?

Grabs

 

[MissSNG]

It’s a city wide garage sale weekend this weekend and I just saw a post where someone said they have an 18+ section and posted this picture …. Who the fuck is buying butt plugs and dildos from a garage sale?!?!

 

[Stephie02]

Kidding right?
Don't make me curse you out full blown Brit style

Do it!
Please?!

For me?

 

[EyesOnHers]

what does that even mean?
Are you going to offer him tea and crumpets?

Really?
Like actually really?
It ain't for you I'm holding back wide boy. Just coz I love your lady

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

It’s a city wide garage sale weekend this weekend and I just saw a post where someone said they have an 18+ section and posted this picture …. Who the fuck is buying butt plugs and dildos from a garage sale?!?!

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I have a weird idea. Set up a lawn chair and watch who does purchase. That could be very interesting.

But there are likely many better ways to spend your weekend.

 

[Taegul]

It’s a city wide garage sale weekend this weekend and I just saw a post where someone said they have an 18+ section and posted this picture …. Who the fuck is buying butt plugs and dildos from a garage sale?!?!

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Maybe they make good chew toys for dogs? I dunno. Just brainstorming here.

 

[PageWriter2]

Yep, listen to you and the porn just dripping off your fingertips as you wrote those words

I am who I am. Imagine what eat with bacon.

 

[cheekygirl75]

It’s a city wide garage sale weekend this weekend and I just saw a post where someone said they have an 18+ section and posted this picture …. Who the fuck is buying butt plugs and dildos from a garage sale?!?!

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People who are so repressed they don’t think anyone actually uses them?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Maybe they make good chew toys for dogs? I dunno. Just brainstorming here.

So the pet owner would just have a basket full of dildos in their living room?

They must not get company a lot

 

[ScarletDaisy]

It’s a city wide garage sale weekend this weekend and I just saw a post where someone said they have an 18+ section and posted this picture …. Who the fuck is buying butt plugs and dildos from a garage sale?!?!

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Gag gifts? Really?

(And I thought the dog poop calendar someone brought to the office exchange was in poor taste)

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Just coz I love your lady

Yeah me too... but don't tell her, I am playing hard to get

 

[MissSNG]

People who are so repressed they don’t think anyone actually uses them?

I just wanna know why they have enough stock to have a garage sale of “new” toys lol like are they buying them wholesale? Did they raid a bachelorette party?

 

[Taegul]

So the pet owner would just have a baster full of dildos in their living room?

They must not get company a lot

Im just imagining taking Fido to the doggy motel before going on a vacay and seeing the other dogs running around with "toys" in their mouths. That poor Chihuahua.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

So the pet owner would just have a basket full of dildos in their living room?

They must not get company a lot

So is it better to be the crazy cat lady in that neighborhood? I would assume it is better than dildo dog lady.

 

[RDM97756]

I have a weird idea. Set up a lawn chair and watch who does purchase. That could be very interesting.

But there are likely many better ways to spend your weekend.

Seriously? This is going to bring more laughs than any netflix show… how many “better options” can you have?


I am Joking…

 

[KatieKulka32]

Im just imagining taking Fido to the doggy motel before going on a vacay and seeing the other dogs running around with "toys" in their mouths. That poor Chihuahua.

This was not the doggystyle I was anticipating discussing today

So is it better to be the crazy cat lady in that neighborhood? I would assume it is better than dildo dog lady.

I would find a new neighborhood

 

[jason28053]

Kidding right?
Don't make me curse you out full blown Brit style

I want to hear that

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Seriously? This is going to bring more laughs than any netflix show… how many “better options” can you have?


I am Joking…

I am not sure I would want to learn that much about my neighbors though. There is the train wreck aspect to it ... but I just don't know.