The Cozy Corner

[EyesOnHers]

what does that even mean?
Are you going to offer him tea and crumpets?

Really?
Like actually really?
It ain't for you I'm holding back wide boy. Just coz I love your lady

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

It’s a city wide garage sale weekend this weekend and I just saw a post where someone said they have an 18+ section and posted this picture …. Who the fuck is buying butt plugs and dildos from a garage sale?!?!

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I have a weird idea. Set up a lawn chair and watch who does purchase. That could be very interesting.

But there are likely many better ways to spend your weekend.

 

[Taegul]

It’s a city wide garage sale weekend this weekend and I just saw a post where someone said they have an 18+ section and posted this picture …. Who the fuck is buying butt plugs and dildos from a garage sale?!?!

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Maybe they make good chew toys for dogs? I dunno. Just brainstorming here.

 

[PageWriter2]

Yep, listen to you and the porn just dripping off your fingertips as you wrote those words

I am who I am. Imagine what eat with bacon.

 

[cheekygirl75]

It’s a city wide garage sale weekend this weekend and I just saw a post where someone said they have an 18+ section and posted this picture …. Who the fuck is buying butt plugs and dildos from a garage sale?!?!

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People who are so repressed they don’t think anyone actually uses them?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Maybe they make good chew toys for dogs? I dunno. Just brainstorming here.

So the pet owner would just have a basket full of dildos in their living room?

They must not get company a lot

 

[ScarletDaisy]

It’s a city wide garage sale weekend this weekend and I just saw a post where someone said they have an 18+ section and posted this picture …. Who the fuck is buying butt plugs and dildos from a garage sale?!?!

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Gag gifts? Really?

(And I thought the dog poop calendar someone brought to the office exchange was in poor taste)

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Just coz I love your lady

Yeah me too... but don't tell her, I am playing hard to get

 

[MissSNG]

People who are so repressed they don’t think anyone actually uses them?

I just wanna know why they have enough stock to have a garage sale of “new” toys lol like are they buying them wholesale? Did they raid a bachelorette party?

 

[Taegul]

So the pet owner would just have a baster full of dildos in their living room?

They must not get company a lot

Im just imagining taking Fido to the doggy motel before going on a vacay and seeing the other dogs running around with "toys" in their mouths. That poor Chihuahua.

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

So the pet owner would just have a basket full of dildos in their living room?

They must not get company a lot

So is it better to be the crazy cat lady in that neighborhood? I would assume it is better than dildo dog lady.

 

[RDM97756]

I have a weird idea. Set up a lawn chair and watch who does purchase. That could be very interesting.

But there are likely many better ways to spend your weekend.

Seriously? This is going to bring more laughs than any netflix show… how many “better options” can you have?


I am Joking…

 

[KatieKulka32]

Im just imagining taking Fido to the doggy motel before going on a vacay and seeing the other dogs running around with "toys" in their mouths. That poor Chihuahua.

This was not the doggystyle I was anticipating discussing today

So is it better to be the crazy cat lady in that neighborhood? I would assume it is better than dildo dog lady.

I would find a new neighborhood

 

[jason28053]

Kidding right?
Don't make me curse you out full blown Brit style

I want to hear that

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Seriously? This is going to bring more laughs than any netflix show… how many “better options” can you have?


I am Joking…

I am not sure I would want to learn that much about my neighbors though. There is the train wreck aspect to it ... but I just don't know.

 

[PageWriter2]

It’s a city wide garage sale weekend this weekend and I just saw a post where someone said they have an 18+ section and posted this picture …. Who the fuck is buying butt plugs and dildos from a garage sale?!?!

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Little kids sees them and says “Mommy isn’t that the one in your nightstand?”

 

[jason28053]

Gag gifts? Really?

(And I thought the dog poop calendar someone brought to the office exchange was in poor taste)

I think you mean ball and gag ??

 

[cheekygirl75]

Kidding right?
Don't make me curse you out full blown Brit style

By the positive response you’ve gotten to this, I think you have a viable OF idea!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Speaking of dogs and neighbors

My neighbor's golden retriever can fit two tennis balls in his mouth. I wish he could teach me that trick.

 

[jason28053]

I went back as many pages as I had time for. Hope all is well here. Well as well as can be

 

[Stephie02]

By the positive response you’ve gotten to this, I think you have a viable OF idea!

I'd check her OF out

 

[peekingone]

It’s a city wide garage sale weekend this weekend and I just saw a post where someone said they have an 18+ section and posted this picture …. Who the fuck is buying butt plugs and dildos from a garage sale?!?!

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elephant trunks too? Never saw a toy like that

 

[Stephie02]

I went back as many pages as I had time for. Hope all is well here. Well as well as can be

Slacker! All 100 pages or you can't respond!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

By the positive response you’ve gotten to this, I think you have a viable OF idea!

and if not the tea and crumpets might do well on the food network

 

[Luv2LickSweets]

Speaking of dogs and neighbors

My neighbor's golden retriever can fit two tennis balls in his mouth. I wish he could teach me that trick.

I was about to say maybe you haven't practiced enough. But then I thought no, I must be wrong.
She knows I kid.