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I once had a therapist tell me he couldn't see me anymore because he couldn't keep up. I called BS and he said he was having some really unprofessional thoughts. 😂


I'm going try my best not to get more than the items in my list. 🤣

And then the collar started to dip lower with each session

Narrator: she in fact got things but nothing on her list
 
I mean I do look fucking amazing in a little black dress and Mr. Carmen is hot piece of ass in a suit. Now I just need to see him flirt with some bitch and the attempted killing can commence!

Wait! No. No. I'm supposed to be good, sweet, innocent Carmen for a while. I see what you're doing. Trying to corrupt the corrupted.... Wait. No. No. I'm good. Be good.
Your going to Costco in a little black dress? :unsure:
 
I once had a therapist tell me he couldn't see me anymore because he couldn't keep up. I called BS and he said he was having some really unprofessional thoughts. 😂


I'm going try my best not to get more than the items in my list. 🤣
You put some grey hairs on his head that day but he should be used to dealing with eccentricity.

He would never survive in the Cozy thread 🤣
There it is. Your out of context quote of the day... Alright you have my attention, Katie. 😅
Thank you and Happy Tuesday morning to you!
I think?
 
I once had a therapist tell me he couldn't see me anymore because he couldn't keep up. I called BS and he said he was having some really unprofessional thoughts. 😂
At least he was direct and honest with you. That's perhaps the most professional part. 😅

I'm going try my best not to get more than the items in my list. 🤣
That's always a challenge for me as well...
 
Whoa! My wife’s labor was awful for our first (36 hours + pitocin), and she also ended up having a Caesarean, but yours really takes the cake!
It was pretty rough.
I was on the “max” recommended pitocin for like 12hrs before they gave me a break then inserted a special monitor so I could get an even higher dose. We stopped after 6hrs at lvl 23 and did an epidural.. which failed …
Fun stuff

All for the sweet, precious, miracle baby who won’t sleep 😂
 
Remember how much she said she liked weiner earlier and cat's away for 9 days? Yeaahhhh...mouse is on her way to the playground
Please... I know a few spots that I could prowl. Costco is full of dads who are in too much of a hurry. 😂

It was pretty rough.
I was on the “max” recommended pitocin for like 12hrs before they gave me a break then inserted a special monitor so I could get an even higher dose. We stopped after 6hrs at lvl 23 and did an epidural.. which failed …
Fun stuff

All for the sweet, precious, miracle baby who won’t sleep 😂
Chica, that's rough! Glad you didn't flat line like I did!
 
It was pretty rough.
I was on the “max” recommended pitocin for like 12hrs before they gave me a break then inserted a special monitor so I could get an even higher dose. We stopped after 6hrs at lvl 23 and did an epidural.. which failed …
Fun stuff

All for the sweet, precious, miracle baby who won’t sleep 😂
Just keep saying it over and over... miracle miracle.... it'll pay off later when your cup is waaayy over there and he wants to give you lip about having to bring it to you
 
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