The Cozy Corner

[CarlyAnn]

If orgasms have medicinal value, then we can take our sick leave to have them? Right?

Yes but shouldn’t it be called Slick leave?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

If orgasms have medicinal value, then we can take our sick leave to have them? Right?

@Shymidwestgirl I am going to need HR to weigh in on this one.. My email isn't working right so you will have to hand deliver your answer to the mechanical room on the 2nd flr....

 

[KatieKulka32]

Just as soon as you get that water cooler fixed

That's not my job! I'm gonna kick it like the movie 300 if it's still broke next week!

 

[BongoGal]

Today’s PSA

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Whoa! May is Masturbation Month? No one told me!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Yes but shouldn’t it be called Slick leave?

Omg, thank gosh I wasn't drinking anything
And yes

 

[jason28053]

Your boss is a saint

I figured as much

Isn’t it refreshing we can all talk about masturbation so openly

 

[jason28053]

Whoa! May is Masturbation Month? No one told me!

I just did lol

 

[BongoGal]

Yes but shouldn’t it be called Slick leave?

Slick Sleeve

 

[metrifonate]

Today’s PSA

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I am immortal!

 

[jason28053]

Isn’t it refreshing we can all talk about masturbation so openly

I was somewhat serious @KatieKulka32

 

[peekingone]

Also, I may live to be 150.

Good way to have a smile on your face too when you get old

 

[Whiskeyjack]

Yes but shouldn’t it be called Slick leave?

 

[CarlyAnn]

Isn’t it refreshing we can all talk about masturbation so openly

It is….when I was younger and my Mom walked in on me and asked what I was doing, I told her I was petting the cat. She said, “The cat is in the livingroom, don’t hurt yourself”.

 

[peekingone]

It is….when I was younger and my Mom walked in on me and asked what I was doing, I told her I was petting the cat. She said, “The cat is in the livingroom, don’t hurt yourself”.

That is great.

 

[jason28053]

It is….when I was younger and my Mom walked in on me and asked what I was doing, I told her I was petting the cat. She said, “The cat is in the livingroom, don’t hurt yourself”.

And you’re sure you used the word cat?

 

[BongoGal]

It is….when I was younger and my Mom walked in on me and asked what I was doing, I told her I was petting the cat. She said, “The cat is in the livingroom, don’t hurt yourself”.

I think that “I have an itch” would have been a better lie.

 

[CarlyAnn]

And you’re sure you used the word cat?

Of course

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[peekingone]

Of course

https://ibb.co/SZXFp6L

Now the cat is upstairs

 

[jason28053]

Now the cat is upstairs

Unless and hear me out on this … there is a bed in the living room

 

[peekingone]

Unless and hear me out on this … there is a bed in the living room

She's busy since she has a long way to go until she get to 150 years old... Energizer bunny

 

[Dayhoosier]

Om....not the topic I was ready to roll up on

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

It’s amazing what AI can do

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I know everyone thinks this is cute but let me shatter the illusion... That's a Mallard duck, right? Anyone going to question why the F'ing bugs are that fucking tall?!

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Isn’t it refreshing a turn on we can all talk about masturbation so openly

FIFY

 

[jason28053]

FIFY

Thanks for the correction

 

[peekingone]

I'm told I have a grandson. I'll go see once they have him settled

Congrats