The Cozy Corner

[metrifonate]

I know everyone thinks this is cute but let me shatter the illusion... That's a Mallard duck, right? Anyone going to question why the F'ing bugs are that fucking tall?!

Tiny duck

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Tiny dick

fify

 

[ScarletDaisy]

I know everyone thinks this is cute but let me shatter the illusion... That's a Mallard duck, right? Anyone going to question why the F'ing bugs are that fucking tall?!

I was really thinking that the duck would be feasting instead of dancing, but I'm rolling with it.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Later Cozy. Just got the call and I'm heading out to get my pup. She did well in surgery and they will send her growth out for testing.

Can't wait to see my girl.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

I was really thinking that the duck would be feasting instead of dancing, but I'm rolling with it.

I mean... That duck would be deliciously fat afterwards. I don't eat duck but still

 

[peekingone]

I mean... That duck would be deliciously fat afterwards. I don't eat duck but still

Duck prepared the right way is wonderful. Of course in my opinion

 

[KatieKulka32]

Duck prepared the right way is wonderful. Of course in my opinion

Not for the duck it's not

 

[Dayhoosier]

Duck prepared the right way is wonderful. Of course in my opinion

I've seen bugs bunny.....you put the whole live duck in a cauldron with water and build a fire under it right? Maybe chop an onion or carrot in there while talking to the duck?

 

[Nylonian]

Later Cozy. Just got the call and I'm heading out to get my pup. She did well in surgery and they will send her growth out for testing.

Can't wait to see my girl.

Speedy recovery to the poor pupper. In bocca al lupo.

 

[Nylonian]

I know everyone thinks this is cute but let me shatter the illusion... That's a Mallard duck, right? Anyone going to question why the F'ing bugs are that fucking tall?!

I like that you censored the first f word but not the second one. Also, it's hotter when a Latina swears, somehow.

 

[jason28053]

Hey Y’all Have I messed up your instagram feeds yet?

 

[Nylonian]

Hey Y’all Have I messed up your instagram feeds yet?

Jokes on you. I don't have Insta or any socials.

 

[Deadbed1968]

Oh, is gianduja not as common in the States? It's a modified blend of sugar, chocolate and almost always almonds and hazelnuts. The hazelnuts are usually toasted, ground and processed with the chocolate until it forms a soft nougat sort of texture. Melts in your mouth (or pocket if you forget).

If you've had a good quality praline or eggless nougat, it's similar to that.

Gianduja is utterly decadent and moreish for a chocolate bite. The toasted hazelnut is cozy and keeps you coming back.

God, the Italians know the right way to eat! Best food I’ve ever had was in Italy!

 

[jason28053]

Jokes on you. I don't have Insta or any socials.

What the fuck do you think lit is? Lol

 

[Nylonian]

God, the Italians know the right way to eat! Best food I’ve ever had was in Italy!

We love you too! Come visit again soon, amico.

 

[Nylonian]

What the fuck do you think lit is? Lol

Circlejerk, group therapy, writing lessons and dick measuring contest...

I don't really count Lit.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Hey Y’all Have I messed up your instagram feeds yet?

Whispers

*burner phone*

 

[peekingone]

Circlejerk, group therapy, writing lessons and dick measuring contest...

I don't really count Lit.

OH how the ladies will want the measuring tapes out now

 

[Nylonian]

Whispers

*burner phone*

It both warms my heart and concerns me that you have one of those.

 

[Deadbed1968]

We love you too! Come visit again soon, amico.

I’d love to! 10 days wasn’t nearly long enough!! I actually lost weight while I was there even though I was eating like a king!

 

[KatieKulka32]

What the fuck do you think lit is? Lol

I heard a rumor there are supposedly stories people read on Lit.

 

[jason28053]

I heard a rumor there are supposedly stories people read on Lit.

Spoken like a true author.

 

[Nylonian]

I’d love to! 10 days wasn’t nearly long enough!! I actually lost weight while I was there even though I was eating like a king!

Food there is pretty healthy if you know where to go. It's meant to be satisfying and filling and made with love.

 

[Nylonian]

I heard a rumor there are supposedly stories people read on Lit.

Me too... Hmmm. Must be a myth because mine are just volumes collecting dust. I use them to swat at the odd fly from time to time.

 

[jason28053]

Me too... Hmmm. Must be a myth because mine are just volumes collecting dust. I use them to swat at the odd fly from time to time.

And by odd fly, you mean your penis!