The Cozy Corner

[LordofDargaardkeep]

And if not those line workers will be back at some point

With dude wipes in the trucks! Guaranteed!

 

[KatieKulka32]

With dude wipes in the trucks! Guaranteed!

I just want a ride in the backhoe

Which may sound dirty but I didn't mean it that way

 

[EyesOnHers]

I just want a ride in the backhoe

Which may sound dirty but I didn't mean it that way

Another Google needed

From... how many peeps can you fit in your mouth?
To... backhoe riding!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Another Google needed

From... how many peeps can you fit in your mouth?
To... backhoe riding!

It's just construction equipment I swear!

And it's probably construction workers who named it

 

[Saythewords]

*checks cozy crew arrest record*


“Driving a backhoe while wankered”

 

[wwot40]

Another Google needed

From... how many peeps can you fit in your mouth?
To... backhoe riding!

Because you asked...

 

[Shenanigans90]

The real bathroom debate

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Cozy in back yard smoking ribs and drinking cervezas while listening to sad bastard music.

 

[EyesOnHers]

The real bathroom debate

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Know. Your. Worth.
But...
Know. The. Risk.

 

[wwot40]

Know. Your. Worth.
But...
Know. The. Risk.

Been there, lived that!

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

The real bathroom debate

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That look in his eyes tells me that guy has aimed for her rose bushes a few times when peeing off the deck.. #Brotherhood..

 

[EyesOnHers]

Cozy in back yard smoking ribs and drinking cervezas while listening to sad bastard music.

 

[asian2015]

@cheekygirl75 the tapioca emoji!!!

I'm confused.
Tapioca? (I've recently been having some home-grown tapioca, compliments of my neighbour's maid haha)
Did you mean tadpole?

 

[humanmale]

That look in his eyes tells me that guy has aimed for her rose bushes a few times when peeing of the deck.. #Brotherhood..

 

[EyesOnHers]

That look in his eyes tells me that guy has aimed for her rose bushes a few times when peeing of the deck.. #Brotherhood..

My take from this is...

When I tell my son we have toilets inside the house and 'wild wees' in the garden are inappropriate and not what grown up men do.

...I am, actually, completely wrong.

 

[wwot40]

My take from this is...

When I tell my son we have toilets inside the house and 'wild wees' in the garden are inappropriate and not what grown up men do.

...I am, actually, completely wrong.

Men....the world is our toilet.....?

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

My take from this is...

When I tell my son we have toilets inside the house and 'wild wees' in the garden are inappropriate and not what grown up men do.

...I am, actually, completely wrong.

So so so wrong

 

[Sleepstory]

My take from this is...

When I tell my son we have toilets inside the house and 'wild wees' in the garden are inappropriate and not what grown up men do.

...I am, actually, completely wrong.

Miss we do more than wild wees in the garden… we’ve also been known to dable in a wild peach

 

[Shenanigans90]

That look in his eyes tells me that guy has aimed for her rose bushes a few times when peeing of the deck.. #Brotherhood..

I’ve been peeing outside since I saw that creepy horse potty.

 

[Shenanigans90]

..I am, actually, completely wrong.

Wrong

 

[EyesOnHers]

I’ve been peeing outside since I saw that creepy horse potty.

Ffs

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Men....the world is our toilet.....?

If you havent stood on the side of a mountain or in the middle of a field in the great plains with your cock in one hand and a shotgun in the other you havent fucking lived .. just remember to check the wind so you dont spray your boots.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

My take from this is...

When I tell my son we have toilets inside the house and 'wild wees' in the garden are inappropriate and not what grown up men do.

...I am, actually, completely wrong.

I'm afraid to ask hubby if he's partaking in wild wees

 

[KatieKulka32]

Just because a man is grown, does not necessarily mean that he is mature, or house broken in my experience

 

[ScarletDaisy]

If you havent stood on the side of a mountain or in the middle of a field in the great plains with your cock in one hand and a shotgun in the other you havent fucking lived .. just remember to check the wind so you dont spray your boots.

A life experience I will never have.

And I'm good with that.