The Cozy Corner

[humanmale]

My take from this is...

When I tell my son we have toilets inside the house and 'wild wees' in the garden are inappropriate and not what grown up men do.

...I am, actually, completely wrong.

I actually think I pee MORE outside than inside

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Apparently wild wees are a thing at my house, too.

TIL

 

[deft]

What is it about gun phallicism that gets ‘Muricans so frothy?

 

[wwot40]

If you havent stood on the side of a mountain or in the middle of a field in the great plains with your cock in one hand and a shotgun in the other you havent fucking lived .. just remember to check the wind so you dont spray your boots.

With an M16 many a time but never a shotgun..

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

I'm afraid to ask hubby if he's partaking in wild wees

ok so maybe its just me... But when you and hubs are traveling and he has to wee... does he pull into a gas station along the way or just far enough up the off ramp so passing cars can't get a good view?

 

[ScarletDaisy]

What is it about gun phallicism that gets ‘Muricans so frothy?

Next they'll start talking gun size.

 

[EyesOnHers]

@deft wild wees... blokes in the UK... the norm too?

 

[EyesOnHers]

@deft I know your answer by your reaction to my post.
No need to reply

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Maybe his least sad. I Still Miss Someone is a pretty good bummer.

 

[Apisto42]

Just because a man is grown, does not necessarily mean that he is mature, or house broken in my experience

Hey! I'm grown, mature and house broken. Sometimes I just like to embrace the idiocy of the world and be silly. I'm choosing to be silly.

 

[EyesOnHers]

With an M16 many a time but never a shotgun..

Read this as MI6!

 

[EyesOnHers]

Maybe his least sad. I Still Miss Someone is a pretty good bummer.

Hurt is my go to JC when needing the music blues

 

[humanmale]

@deft wild wees... blokes in the UK... the norm too?

C’mon! Why would I walk all the way inside? The tree is right there. Right there! I can lean one arm against the tree. It’s more comfortable than a toilet to be honest

 

[Apisto42]

I'm afraid to ask hubby if he's partaking in wild wees

You don't need to ask. The answer is yes, he wild wee-er.

 

[EyesOnHers]

I'm confused.
Tapioca? (I've recently been having some home-grown tapioca, compliments of my neighbour's maid haha)
Did you mean tadpole?

No
There was a previous conversation about how most of us can't use that emoji anymore. But the first time we saw it was when MissSNG used it. We were talking about tapioca reminding us of frog spawn!

 

[wwot40]

Read this as MI6!

That was another aspect of my life....sort of..

 

[Shenanigans90]

Just because a man is grown, does not necessarily mean that he is mature, or house broken in my experience

I resemble this comment

 

[KatieKulka32]

Hey! I'm grown, mature and house broken. Sometimes I just like to embrace the idiocy of the world and be silly. I'm choosing to be silly.

It's not about asserting your superiority over a poor unsuspecting rose bush?

I resemble this comment

We wouldn't change a thing about you

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Just because a man is grown, does not necessarily mean that he is mature, or house broken in my experience

But in all honesty... Would you really want us any other way?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Okay everyone, I'm headed out for the day. I have a pig roast to get ready for.

You all have a great day!

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Hurt is my go to JC when needing the music blues

Cocaine Blues for me

 

[Shenanigans90]

Okay everyone, I'm headed out for the day. I have a pig roast to get ready for.

You all have a great day!

Have a great day Katie! Represent us well.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Okay everyone, I'm headed out for the day. I have a pig roast to get ready for.

You all have a great day!

We call that a pig pickin here.

Have fun!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Have a great day Katie! Represent us well.

You know it

We call that a pig pickin here.

Have fun!

TIL and thanks!

 

[Shenanigans90]

We call that a pig pickin here.

Is that a Razorback joke?