The Cozy Corner

They fools up there like to brag that they infuse a specific Seattle flair to food. I mean even the simplest asada tacos just need salt and maybe like if you're into that. Seattle tacos?

It's like they purposely want to assault your senses with the absolute fucking bullshit that they do. Who the fucking fuck adds bean sprouts to an asada taco? Who?! 😡

And don't get me started on the "salsas." Tapatío or Valentina hit sauces are a thing (I personally fucking HATE them but whatevs. Seattle salsas? It's like they see a good recipe and decide to toss on fucking bullshit into it like adding olives and kale. Who the fuck does that?! 😡

Wow ... I ranted there. 🤣
So are you saying that Taco Salad with Nacho Doritos and Western dressing add yellow cheese or Colby Jack is not Mexican food? Was my mom telling us Mexican food night just to get us to eat salad?
 
So are you saying that Taco Salad with Nacho Doritos and Western dressing add yellow cheese or Colby Jack is not Mexican food? Was my mom telling us Mexican food night just to get us to eat salad?
It is with a heavy heart that I say "Si, chica. Your mom lied."

Sounds like a yummy snack though!

Ven aquí and I'll make you a Norteño taco salad. Just make sure you have a place to sleep off the food coma you're guaranteed to slip into afterwards! 💕
 
It is with a heavy heart that I say "Si, chica. Your mom lied."

Sounds like a yummy snack though!

Ven aquí and I'll make you a Norteño taco salad. Just make sure you have a place to sleep off the food coma you're guaranteed to slip into afterwards! 💕
Then I won’t say that’s what I’m having for dinner tonight and add season ground beef to it.

I have this in my corner tho - I don’t use the taco salad seasoning packets!!
 
They fools up there like to brag that they infuse a specific Seattle flair to food. I mean even the simplest asada tacos just need salt and maybe like if you're into that. Seattle tacos?

It's like they purposely want to assault your senses with the absolute fucking bullshit that they do. Who the fucking fuck adds bean sprouts to an asada taco? Who?! 😡

And don't get me started on the "salsas." Tapatío or Valentina hit sauces are a thing (I personally fucking HATE them but whatevs. Seattle salsas? It's like they see a good recipe and decide to toss on fucking bullshit into it like adding olives and kale. Who the fuck does that?! 😡

Wow ... I ranted there. 🤣
I feel your pain. It was similar to years ago when "Cajun" was a thing. My parents and most all relatives are from Lousiana and nothing was close to real Cajun. Throw some Tobasco on it or "blacken" it and suddenly it's "Cajun".
 
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