Nnnnoooo I was responsible for the "do not hold wrong end of chainsaw" and "do not iron clothes on body" ...... get it right!!Bold statement from someone who was the cause for all the Extremely High Voltage warnings on electrical lines
Shouldn't your butler be ironing your clothes?Nnnnoooo I was responsible for the "do not hold wrong end of chainsaw" and "do not iron clothes on body" ...... get it right!!
My husband burns water. No fucking joke. He's ruined so many of my pots just trying to make ramen.I have read some of your stories. You burn French fries and ice cream?
In his defense..... it wasn't an MRE heater pad so he got confused.My husband burns water. No fucking joke. He's ruined so many of my pots just trying to make ramen.
In his defense, you’re quite a distractionMy husband burns water. No fucking joke. He's ruined so many of my pots just trying to make ramen.
Ok, my first negative feeling towards your hubby. He eats Ramen?My husband burns water. No fucking joke. He's ruined so many of my pots just trying to make ramen.
Well, except for @KatieKulka32 who still has Spaghettio's once a week.
He ruined your pots and lived to tell the taleMy husband burns water. No fucking joke. He's ruined so many of my pots just trying to make ramen.
you must love him! 
It's a shame when they learn how to escape right?This was inbetween butlers when I had to peasant it up and iron my own clothes!
He actually used this lame ass answer the first fucking time.In his defense..... it wasn't an MRE heater pad so he got confused.
Hubby is a wonderful man. But the ramen incident was when we first married and I was on permanent bed rest with my first kid. He's not allowed in the kitchen - that's my domain. So it's somewhat my fault. Still, he should have grabbed some fast food instead of trying to "cook" so it still falls under the category of His fucking faultOk, my first negative feeling towards your hubby. He eats Ramen?
For God's sake why? We are adults. We need to eat better than that.
Nice try! But.....he died.
Climbing over the fence?.....he died.
Ok, he was trying to help you out. He gets a pass. Otherwise, no excuse for eating Ramen after college. We can all do better people!!Hubby is a wonderful man. But the ramen incident was when we first married and I was on permanent bed rest with my first kid. He's not allowed in the kitchen - that's my domain. So it's somewhat my fault. Still, he should have grabbed some fast food instead of trying to "cook" so it still falls under the category of His fucking fault
And @KatieKulka32 , I do sort of have a soft spot for the big man.
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During a pot luck, One of his soldiers brought his "signature barracks lasagna." I'm shivering just writing this out:
Don't worry @KatieKulka32 , I have his lawyer's face muffled between my bewbz so he didn't hear a thing.My lawyer will be in contact for this libel!!!
Signature Barracks Lasagna
Until he climbs over the fence as wellMy lawyer will be in contact for this libel!!!
The description of the dish is appropriate, but that does not sound good. There are lots of different ways to make your own version of lasagna, but that is probably the worst I can think of now.
You know. It's fun and games to joke around. It really is. But this?! What the actual fuck is wrong with you?!You tried it and liked it, don't lie!
*runs*
What is it with you and returned dishes and ensuing shenanigans
Everyone needs a hobbyWhat is it with you and returned dishes and ensuing shenanigans
Good thing he's a she and that won't work!
He likes the billing too much to run away!Until he climbs over the fence as well
