The Cozy Corner

[Whiskeyjack]

Just got into the office, and I'll be here for nearly the entirety of the next 12 hours.
Getting my own coffee pot in here was a smart investment.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

We can balance that out with the mental image of @Qky75 parmesan toes. That will make him limp. Along with the produce

This is the shit that brings me nightmares.

 

[AngelicaS1780]

Happy Wednesday, everyone!
Powering up with some cold brew here before heading out to the animal shelter. I have kitty housekeeping and socialization duties today.

 

[KatieKulka32]

This is the shit that brings me nightmares.

Anything that gets your heart racing though right?

 

[CarlyAnn]

My second Good Morning of the day. First one was at 12:38 AM.

Don’t let your cookie breakfast ruin yesterday’s workout…unless you’re me of course.

https://ibb.co/1YhFtF85

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Anything that gets your heart racing though right?

Well maybe... at my age that may be a reason to visit a cardiologist also.

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Good morning!

 

[Qky75]

Good morning!

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Will sleepy and cranky suffice?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

We can balance that out with the mental image streamed vegetables. That will make him wilt. Along with the produce

I always tell myself I'm not going back to read and catch up. Always tell myself that.

This. This is why I don't.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Happy Wednesday, everyone!
Powering up with some cold brew here before heading out

I drink cold brew way too fast. I need the best to keep me slowed down

to the animal shelter. I have kitty housekeeping and socialization duties today.

Socialization

 

[RDM97756]

Good morning!

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I am always horny… still working on the sexy.

 

[ScarletDaisy]

Will sleepy and cranky suffice?

I'm in the groggy and confused stage still.

 

[RDM97756]

I'm in the groggy and confused stage still.

I told you my situation would mess your head up

 

[KatieKulka32]

Well maybe... at my age that may be a reason to visit a cardiologist also.

As long as its not the coroner

I always tell myself I'm not going back to read and catch up. Always tell myself that.

This. This is why I don't.

The urge to go back today must have been strong for just this reason

 

[Qky75]

As long as its not the coroner

God I wish I could say that on the phone ... several times a day.

"Sir, I doubt your boss will give you time off for your funeral either but I guarantee you will be there without his permission if you don't take this seriously!"

While I roll my eyes at putting off surgery for things like a wedding or a dream vacation, my favorite excuse was "wait no...Billy has a party at the trampoline park'

 

[CarlyAnn]

Just discovered my roommate won’t leave my Tates alone.

https://ibb.co/QqX2tzz

 

[Qky75]

Just discovered my roommate won’t leave my Tates alone.

https://ibb.co/QqX2tzz

Holy shit...I read taint....more coffee please.

 

[CarlyAnn]

Holy shit...I read taint....more coffee please.

Goal accomplished

 

[KatieKulka32]

God I wish I could say that on the phone ... several times a day.

"Sir, I doubt your boss will give you time off for your funeral either but I guarantee you will be there without his permission if you don't take this seriously!"

While I roll my eyes at putting off surgery for things like a wedding or a dream vacation, my favorite excuse was "wait no...Billy has a party at the trampoline park'

Have you ever been on a trampoline though?

It's a blast, bouncing up and down, doing backflips and front flips, until one catches there leg in the wrong spot and blows out an ACL and dislocated a kneecap

 

[Qky75]

Have you ever been on a trampoline though?

It's a blast, bouncing up and down, doing backflips and front flips, until one catches there leg in the wrong spot and blows out an ACL and dislocated a kneecap

Stop it....ortho department is getting a hard on

Edit missed opportunity to say Ortho's got a BONER

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You're gonna get it. Right in the monocle

Can you even reach that high without a step stool?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I hope @Qky75 with his parmesan toes is your next client.

How could you wish that horror on another human being!? The audacity!!!

 

[HornyKatie1979]

Have you ever been on a trampoline though?

It's a blast, bouncing up and down, doing backflips and front flips, until one catches there leg in the wrong spot and blows out an ACL and dislocated a kneecap

I think I'd be smacking myself in the face with my own boobs on a trampoline

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

But first we tenderize the meat

I don't dare ask how you accomplish this.

Pfft I have no morals...... how do you accomplish this?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Stop it....ortho department is getting a hard on

Edit missed opportunity to say Ortho's got a BONER

Got to keep those billable hours up for them

Can you even reach that high without a step stool?

I can jump up there. I got mad hopz