The Cozy Corner

[Orwellian69]

That's fancy! Sparkly

Y'all know I like the sparkles

I like Sparks.

Not sparkles.

 

[KatieKulka32]

Happy Wednesday and good morning to everyone

Time for coffee and 8 hours in my Sensory Deprivation Chamber today wish me luck

 

[Dayhoosier]

Ok good I didn't have to call on the sharks to get you back on shore.

That seems aggressive

The others are rubbing off on you!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Good morning
*Rubs eyes* allergy season is upon me!

Send coffee

&
Feel better Dayhoosier

 

[F3x0r]

Afternoon Cozys,, Hows it going?

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

That seems aggressive

The others are rubbing off on you!

*watches as my (in)box gets flooded with rubbing off videos*

These jokers wish they were rubbing off on me!

 

[Shenanigans90]

Good morning, I hope you all have a fabulous day!

 

[Dayhoosier]

*watches as my (in)box gets flooded with rubbing off videos*

These jokers wish they were rubbing off on me!

Yesterday I make jokes about cheeky riding me hard....turn right around and say rubbing off the next day. I need to get better at stuff

 

[Qky75]

*watches as my (in)box gets flooded with rubbing off videos*

These jokers wish they were rubbing off on me!

Hey, whatever helps you achieve an erection at your age right? I applaud your candor. We should be normalizing men's health and aging like this more often.

 

[KatieKulka32]

*watches as my (in)box gets flooded with rubbing off videos*

These jokers wish they were rubbing off on me!

Patting butts with a dry rub works well too

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Yesterday I make jokes about cheeky riding me hard....turn right around and say rubbing off the next day. I need to get better at stuff

At least you're consistant.

Hey, whatever helps you achieve an erection at your age right? I applaud your candor. We should be normalizing men's health and aging like this more often.

That video you sent me of you dancing and singing "my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard" helped!

Patting butts with a dry rub works well too

Oh goodness now you got @LordofDargaardkeep all worked up thinking of his next dry rub.

 

[Qky75]

At least you're consistant.

That video you sent me of you dancing and singing "my milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard" helped!

Oh goodness now you got @LordofDargaardkeep all worked up thinking of his next dry rub.

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

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Oh your milkshakes bring all the boys, and some girls to the yard sir!

 

[Dayhoosier]

*looks out the window at yard*
Nobody there....just puddles and grass that needs cut

 

[KatieKulka32]

Oh goodness now you got @LordofDargaardkeep all worked up thinking of his next dry rub.

We can balance that out with the mental image streamed vegetables. That will make him wilt. Along with the produce

 

[asian2015]

Good morning
*Rubs eyes* allergy season is upon me!

Send coffee

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

We can balance that out with the mental image streamed vegetables. That will make him wilt. Along with the produce

Two birds with one stone, efficient.

You sure this won't turn into a vegetable dry rub kink?

 

[Nylonian]

Happy Wednesday and good morning to everyone

Time for coffee and 8 hours in my Sensory Deprivation Chamber today wish me luck

May the odds ever be in your favour, Katniss Katie. I'll have your Prosecco waiting for you when you dechamber.

 

[Nylonian]

Good morning
*Rubs eyes* allergy season is upon me!

Send coffee

Feel better soon, dear friend.

 

[Qky75]

Oh your milkshakes bring all the boys, and some girls to the yard sir!

You've been Warned

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

*looks out the window at yard*
Nobody there....just puddles and grass that needs cut

The boys are still racing to your yard, don't fret sir!

 

[KatieKulka32]

Two birds with one stone, efficient.

You sure this won't turn into a vegetable dry rub kink?

I mean why wouldn't he love applying a dry rub to his carrots, eggplant, and zucchinis?

May the odds ever be in your favour, Katniss Katie. I'll have your Prosecco waiting for you when you dechamber.

Thank you my friend. I'll be on the lookout for my mortal enemy, HR, all day

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

You've been Warned

Pfft like warnings stop me!

And now even more boys with a Santa kink.

 

[Dayhoosier]

Feel better soon, dear friend.

Eye drugs on board I'll be alright .... Probably won't need to scrape my eyes out with a fork

 

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

I mean why wouldn't he love applying a dry rub to his carrots, eggplant, and zucchinis?

He is a sucker for phallic objects.