The Cozy Corner

Rescue us from evil ...
I so want to ride the evil party bus!

Breathe just like you learned in therapy. Violence isn't as sexy as you make it out to be. Calm down, chica....
This is an outrage.
Put the knife back. Stabby time no longer exists in your world, remember?

Mordecai! Carl has an erection and its very inappropriate! Mongo is appalled!
I have book 3 but Hubby isn't here to read it to me! 😭 He does all the voice. :ROFLMAO:
 
NEEEEEEWWWWWW ACHIEVEMENT!
I can't believe how fucking stupid and funny this story is. The Audible narrator does it perfectly. Hubby does a really good job at it too!

If you write an erotic horror story it's perfectly acceptable. Just saying 😉
I'm still working on the first one! I read what I had to hubby and my ass hit the keyboard when he picked me up. Care to see what my ass wrote?

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I so badly want to say....

Be nice Carmen. You're a desert flower... don't give in to the temptation.
What the actual fuck is happening😐
I can't fuck shit up by myself forever.. You better eat a chilli pepper or taco or drink a Modelo or whatever you need to rehydrate and get back in the game sis.. 🙄😉
 
I can't believe how fucking stupid and funny this story is. The Audible narrator does it perfectly. Hubby does a really good job at it too!


I'm still working on the first one! I read what I had to hubby and my ass hit the keyboard when he picked me up. Care to see what my ass wrote?

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software geek here...that looks like fun coded up 🤣
 
What the actual fuck is happening😐
I can't fuck shit up by myself forever.. You better eat a chilli pepper or taco or drink a Modelo or whatever you need to rehydrate and get back in the game sis.. 🙄😉
Listen here mister. Your special half would appreciate it if we all brought Cozy back to it's intended format - full of unicorns, pillows, libraries, and floating hearts. I sort of poisoned that so this is me trying to help bring it back!

Fidgets with a lighter, a bag of ball bearings, and PCV pipe
 
I can't believe how fucking stupid and funny this story is. The Audible narrator does it perfectly. Hubby does a really good job at it too!


I'm still working on the first one! I read what I had to hubby and my ass hit the keyboard when he picked me up. Care to see what my ass wrote?

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Swoons 🩷 😉
 
Listen here mister. Your special half would appreciate it if we all brought Cozy back to it's intended format - full of unicorns, pillows, libraries, and floating hearts. I sort of poisoned that so this is me trying to help bring it back!

Fidgets with a lighter, a bag of ball bearings, and PCV pipe
Well fuck... I mean she might give us a pass...
🤔 Maybe we should go on a Lit World Tour and fuck all the threads up?
We haven't done that already have we?
@RDM97756 thread looks ripe for the picking? 😈🤣🤣
 
I can't believe how fucking stupid and funny this story is. The Audible narrator does it perfectly. Hubby does a really good job at it too!


I'm still working on the first one! I read what I had to hubby and my ass hit the keyboard when he picked me up. Care to see what my ass wrote?

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What an Ass! 😂
 
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