jason28053
Call me Dave
- Joined
- Jan 9, 2006
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I’m shocked you don’t know your lovers proclivitiesFuck I didn't think you wore shirts at all..
Maybe get him some granny panties with it written on the ass![]()
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I’m shocked you don’t know your lovers proclivitiesFuck I didn't think you wore shirts at all..
Maybe get him some granny panties with it written on the ass![]()
Of course you will have to model it for us so we can give final approvalI didn't realize you were such a delicate flower but since you asked nicely
Lit World Tour
Either that or tattoos after a night out drinkingFuck I didn't think you wore shirts at all..
Maybe get him some granny panties with it written on the ass![]()
You sit on a throne of lies!Good morning, Cozy.
PSA: I have decided that violence is not okay and therefore the knives have been sheathed. From this point forward, Carmen is sweet and sultry.... Think Jessica Rabbit (with Latina flair).
Unless one of you has a problem with that and if so we can take this outsi......
Ahem. I mean, we can discuss it the way friends should - with dignity and respect.
But if you think I'm gonna let you talk shi...
Coughs
That is all.
don’t tell @LatinaCarmen1980Either that or tattoos after a night out drinking![]()
You might need a tetanus shot after stepping on that pop top.don’t tell @LatinaCarmen1980
But it’s a real beauty a Mexican cutie how it got here I have a clue!
I cut my heel and had to cruise on back home. But there’s booze in the blender.You might need a tetanus shot after stepping on that pop top.
Oh hell yeah! He needs a tramp stamp that readsEither that or tattoos after a night out drinking![]()
Indeed!Could it possibly render that frozen concoction that helps me hang on?
I got one that reads LuvDK alreadyOh hell yeah! He needs a tramp stamp that readsLoDK
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I got one that reads LuvDK already![]()
I’ll add that below!You forgot to add 4-ever
Has to be in bubble writing!I’ll add that below!
Show me yours and I’ll see if mine is bubble.Has to be in bubble writing!
I'm fragile. Really. After everything.... I break easily. Do you know how hard it is to get all this evil back inside a broken vessel?! Be nice! Tempting me with a wrecking tour? You should be ashamed, you.....Well fuck... I mean she might give us a pass...
Maybe we should go on a Lit World Tour and fuck all the threads up?
We haven't done that already have we?
@RDM97756 thread looks ripe for the picking?![]()
Heel! I said Heel!Relax. No one is blaming you for anything. I act the same way on every thread I visit and I am fully aware that not everyone agrees with my heathen antics. If I offended you personally I apologize for that. No one needs to leave here on my account, I am like a feral dog and will wonder off soon chasing a rabbit or something anyway![]()
It has started… something about roasting bunnies in the spa.I'm fragile. Really. After everything.... I break easily. Do you know how hard it is to get all this evil back inside a broken vessel?! Be nice! Tempting me with a wrecking tour? You should be ashamed, you.....
amazing friend! We could totally ruin some....
Wait! Ah ha! I see what you did there! I will not fall .....
Today![]()
Something tells me this won’t last long..I'm fragile. Really. After everything.... I break easily. Do you know how hard it is to get all this evil back inside a broken vessel?! Be nice! Tempting me with a wrecking tour? You should be ashamed, you.....
amazing friend! We could totally ruin some....
Wait! Ah ha! I see what you did there! I will not fall .....
Today![]()
I've already shared this yesterday in another thread, but growing up in Mexican home means having the unnatural ability to have a dark sense of humor - often targeting people's worst insecurities. But then you add living in military communities with a man who's dark sense of humor looks like a PBS show compared to mine.... well....It has started… something about roasting bunnies in the spa.
Good girlI've already shared this yesterday in another thread, but growing up in Mexican home means having the unnatural ability to have a dark sense of humor - often targeting people's worst insecurities. But then you add living in military communities with a man who's dark sense of humor looks like a PBS show compared to mine.... well....
Resists to the urge to say things totally not appropriate and clashes with my desire to be a Good good Girl.
Honestly, i am not against rabbit stew… i have been raised on farms… i see animals i see dinner… out side of dogs; cats; most rodents.I've already shared this yesterday in another thread, but growing up in Mexican home means having the unnatural ability to have a dark sense of humor - often targeting people's worst insecurities. But then you add living in military communities with a man who's dark sense of humor looks like a PBS show compared to mine.... well....
Resists to the urge to say things totally not appropriate and clashes with my desire to be a Good good Girl.
So what you're saying is you're benefiting from the services I provided.... and without proper compensation?! I need a lawyer!Honestly, i am not against rabbit stew… i have been raised on farms… i see animals i see dinner… out side of dogs; cats; most rodents.
But the chaos has disturbed those relaxing in the spa and not i have to work over time to massage each and everyone back to a state of peace…
No… i am not complaining about putting my hands on people![]()
Get @lilmissdarlingSo what you're saying is you're benefiting from the services I provided.... and without proper compensation?! I need a lawyer!