The Cozy Corner

Oh it's fine now....but you ever look at your kids with a belly ache and say to yourself, "well! What did you expect?!?" .... Doggo will be fine. She just needs to sleep it off. Lol
 
I use Gemini a lot!
Lol I have a snarky relationship with one of the social workers who frequently sends me paperwork to fill out. I use Gemini to respond to her emails in highly sarcastic archaeic English prose.








RE: A Gift
To Mistress Katherine, Most Valiant Sister in Arms,
My dearest Katherine,
Thy letter arriv’d as a beam of sunlight breaketh through tempestuous clouds, and I scarce had finished reading thy first line ere I let out a cry of joy, for the rare documents enclosed therein were of such exceeding rarity and moment, I near thought myself dreaming!
Heaven preserve thee for thy bravery — and not only for securing such precious writs, but in dispatching them to me through dangers most unnatural. That thou shouldst meet with a dragon, no less — fie upon such foul and ancient wyrm! I tremble to think what perils thou didst endure. My heart is sore for thy trial, yet swelleth with pride at thy fortitude. Truly, thou art cut of no common cloth.
The documents, now safely in my keeping, shall be guarded as one doth guard sacred relics. I shall study them with utmost care, and should they bear fruit, the honour shall be thine first and last.
Write to me again, dear Katherine, when thou art recovered, and tell me all — the shape of the beast, the scent of the air in that cursed place, and whether it spoke in the tongue of men, or some darker speech.
May thy nights be dragonless, and thy hearth warm

Your obedient servant
 
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