The Cozy Corner

[Dayhoosier]

Lol I have a snarky relationship with one of the social workers who frequently sends me paperwork to fill out. I use Gemini to respond to her emails in highly sarcastic archaeic English prose.








RE: A Gift
To Mistress Katherine, Most Valiant Sister in Arms,
My dearest Katherine,
Thy letter arriv’d as a beam of sunlight breaketh through tempestuous clouds, and I scarce had finished reading thy first line ere I let out a cry of joy, for the rare documents enclosed therein were of such exceeding rarity and moment, I near thought myself dreaming!
Heaven preserve thee for thy bravery — and not only for securing such precious writs, but in dispatching them to me through dangers most unnatural. That thou shouldst meet with a dragon, no less — fie upon such foul and ancient wyrm! I tremble to think what perils thou didst endure. My heart is sore for thy trial, yet swelleth with pride at thy fortitude. Truly, thou art cut of no common cloth.
The documents, now safely in my keeping, shall be guarded as one doth guard sacred relics. I shall study them with utmost care, and should they bear fruit, the honour shall be thine first and last.
Write to me again, dear Katherine, when thou art recovered, and tell me all — the shape of the beast, the scent of the air in that cursed place, and whether it spoke in the tongue of men, or some darker speech.
May thy nights be dragonless, and thy hearth warm

Your obedient servant

This is EXACTLY what AI is for .... 5 out of 5 no notes

 

[Qky75]

My son gets infusions for Crohn's..... He's 18 but still likes someone to go with him. That is all to say I'm just sitting here bored.

So you are getting a message about it.
Carry on...happy Saturday

Parenting is not for the weak. All the best to the boy and chin up dad you're doing great

 

[KatieKulka32]

Maybe Gemini would like to join the thread

I like Gemini and the copilot integration into my office software suite has been a life saver. Summarize 50 emails in the discussion chain and generate a reply? Yes please!

I use Gemini a lot!

Wait we aren't talking about astrology here? Oops

 

[Dayhoosier]

I'm sorry that he has to deal with that

Thank you ...... He actually likes it..they used to try to treat him with oral meds which was a pain and didn't work very well. Now he feels great especially right after.

But I'm ready for him to just do it himself. Sitting in a chair for a couple of hours every five weeks isn't super fun

 

[Dayhoosier]

Wait we aren't talking about astrology here? Oops

What did you think I meant when I said I use Geminis a lot ?

 

[Qky75]

What did you think I meant when I said I use Geminis a lot ?

Stick with the Pisces in that context

 

[Dayhoosier]

Stick with the Pisces in that context

*Jotting down notes* this is good stuff keep it coming


So uhhh anyway what's everyone's sign?

 

[KatieKulka32]

Thank you ...... He actually likes it..they used to try to treat him with oral meds which was a pain and didn't work very well. Now he feels great especially right after.

But I'm ready for him to just do it himself. Sitting in a chair for a couple of hours every five weeks isn't super fun

That's good to here he enjoys it and it helps him feel better

What did you think I meant when I said I use Geminis a lot ?

You know

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

What did you think I meant when I said I use Geminis a lot ?

This is Lit... I thought Gemini was like a local stripper you knew

 

[Dayhoosier]

This is Lit... I thought Gemini was like a local stripper you knew

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

Lol I have a snarky relationship with one of the social workers who frequently sends me paperwork to fill out. I use Gemini to respond to her emails in highly sarcastic archaeic English prose.








RE: A Gift
To Mistress Katherine, Most Valiant Sister in Arms,
My dearest Katherine,
Thy letter arriv’d as a beam of sunlight breaketh through tempestuous clouds, and I scarce had finished reading thy first line ere I let out a cry of joy, for the rare documents enclosed therein were of such exceeding rarity and moment, I near thought myself dreaming!
Heaven preserve thee for thy bravery — and not only for securing such precious writs, but in dispatching them to me through dangers most unnatural. That thou shouldst meet with a dragon, no less — fie upon such foul and ancient wyrm! I tremble to think what perils thou didst endure. My heart is sore for thy trial, yet swelleth with pride at thy fortitude. Truly, thou art cut of no common cloth.
The documents, now safely in my keeping, shall be guarded as one doth guard sacred relics. I shall study them with utmost care, and should they bear fruit, the honour shall be thine first and last.
Write to me again, dear Katherine, when thou art recovered, and tell me all — the shape of the beast, the scent of the air in that cursed place, and whether it spoke in the tongue of men, or some darker speech.
May thy nights be dragonless, and thy hearth warm

Your obedient servant

English is my second language and I still translate everything in my mind so reading this nearly made my head explode. But I understood it so now I'm wondering if hubby's nerdism is contagious!

 

[Qky75]

This is Lit... I thought Gemini was like a local stripper you knew

You're thinking of Amber Dawn or Misty Fields.....maybe Bambi Balloons?

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

This is Lit... I thought Gemini was like a local stripper you knew

No, no. You're referring to Candy Rodriguez or Sky Bewbs

 

[KatieKulka32]

*Jotting down notes* this is good stuff keep it coming


So uhhh anyway what's everyone's sign?

Leo.

 

[Qky75]

No, no. You're referring to Candy Rodriguez or Sky Bewbs

I refer to an earlier comment from yesterday:

Great minds....well...our minds anyway

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

*Jotting down notes* this is good stuff keep it coming


So uhhh anyway what's everyone's sign?

Taurus

 

[Qky75]

*Jotting down notes* this is good stuff keep it coming


So uhhh anyway what's everyone's sign?

Pisces

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

You're thinking of Amber Dawn or Misty Fields.....maybe Bambi Balloons?

No, no. You're referring to Candy Rodriguez or Sky Bewbs

See... This is Lit energy... Fuck that AI shit... I am fully capable of saying stupid shit on my own without help

 

[Dayhoosier]

Leo.

I'm an Aquarius but full disclosure ....without the side of Google the only thing i really know about signs is that when people find out I'm an Aquarius they nod and go "ohhh of COURSE that makes so much sense"

 

[cheekygirl75]

*Jotting down notes* this is good stuff keep it coming


So uhhh anyway what's everyone's sign?

Cancer, but with Pisces moon & rising

 

[KatieKulka32]

You're thinking of Amber Dawn or Misty Fields.....maybe Bambi Balloons?

No, no. You're referring to Candy Rodriguez or Sky Bewbs

Jenny Juggs

 

[Dayhoosier]

See... This is Lit energy... Fuck that AI shit... I am fully capable of saying stupid shit on my own without help

It's a real brotherhood

 

[discjockey74]

Pisces

Sagittarius

 

[LatinaCarmen1980]

See... This is Lit energy... Fuck that AI shit... I am fully capable of saying stupid shit on my own without help

And that's what makes you so cute... Now, pick up the 🪏 and keep digging

 

[Dayhoosier]

Cancer, but with Pisces moon & rising

See...SEE what does that mean??